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Babsmageddon
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I knew a PTA mom who showed up at a party after snorting coke off the back of a toilet and you know, she wasn't that smart either.
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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BTW I've spent my working life in nightclubs all over the world and no one needs to be snorting cocaine off toilet seats

Skill issue, Robert
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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i found this pic of my granny & my dad. obsessed.
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i found this pic of my granny & my dad. obsessed.
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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It’s my book birthday!!
Happy pub day to @bethanycmorrow.com & The Body. I was lucky enough to get an arc and let me tell you I was shook the entire time I was reading this.

Thank you to @tornightfire.bsky.social @netgalley.bsky.social & Bethany C. Morrow for the eARC.📚🪏

#booksky #booktok #books #pubday #thebody
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
lol people are out hollering “woo! Seahawks!” in my normally silent Sea neighborhood
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Super Bowl LX MVP: Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
after weeks of cleaning out my parents' home, I am now made exclusively of dust and antihistamines.
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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NEW YORK BOOK EVENT!

For my NY tour stop, I’ll be launching The Body at POWERHOUSE Arena with the formidable @iameeadams.bsky.social! RSVP and come talk Black women in horror!

LINK: powerhousearena.com/events/book-...
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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At this point, just round up every famous man, while I buy more ammo
Deepak Chopra in the Epstein Files writing, "God is a construct, Cute girls are real." In this same exchange, he responds to Epstein, asking, "Did you find me a cute israeli? :)" with "Cute girls are aware when they make noises." www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
well I cleaned out my dad's closet and now I guess I'll walk into the sea.

Appoint someone to come for your private stuff when you perish. I can't stress this enough.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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LOVE to see The Body on everyone’s lists! One. Week.
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I spent the weekend digging thru stuff at my folks' house and baby, there isn't enough Claritin and albuterol in the world
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
we’re cleaning out dementia mom’s house and found a while trove of my dads things that we’re never seen
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Your favorite rapper might’ve been or still is a creep.
You just need to accept that.
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.

But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
my thoughts regarding Hugh Laurie remain deeply impure
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM