Baltch
@baltch.bsky.social
I love people, working, reading, working out and watching the Toronto Raptors! I try to lovingly mock most things, with myself being the first target.
Dear Lord, I'm too old to find this disturbing nonsense as funny as I do.
#GVerse Once you see how fast food is made, you may change your mind about eating it: 😱🤣 Sorry Not Sorry! 😅
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Dear Lord, I'm too old to find this disturbing nonsense as funny as I do.
I want Chet and Wemby to go at it for years to come. Love a rivalry, even if it's one sided.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I want Chet and Wemby to go at it for years to come. Love a rivalry, even if it's one sided.
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Fun fact: the Spurs scored more points (24) in the 7 minutes with Wemby on court than they did in 17 minutes he was off court (22).
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fun fact: the Spurs scored more points (24) in the 7 minutes with Wemby on court than they did in 17 minutes he was off court (22).
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Neglected to mention this earlier but the New York Knicks are certified TOURNAMENT TOUGH
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Neglected to mention this earlier but the New York Knicks are certified TOURNAMENT TOUGH
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We get two more Spurs-Thunder matchups in the next two weeks 🙌
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
We get two more Spurs-Thunder matchups in the next two weeks 🙌
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Victor Wembanyama made his return tonight against OKC on the Emirates NBA Cup semifinals and made his presence felt immediately. He did so much we had to speed up his first half clips! @joinoffside.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Victor Wembanyama made his return tonight against OKC on the Emirates NBA Cup semifinals and made his presence felt immediately. He did so much we had to speed up his first half clips! @joinoffside.bsky.social
Holy Moly, Dec 23 and Dec 25 between OKC and the Spurs is going to be amazing!
OKC will be looking for blood, they're pissed!
I love the NBA getting chippy again!
OKC will be looking for blood, they're pissed!
I love the NBA getting chippy again!
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Holy Moly, Dec 23 and Dec 25 between OKC and the Spurs is going to be amazing!
OKC will be looking for blood, they're pissed!
I love the NBA getting chippy again!
OKC will be looking for blood, they're pissed!
I love the NBA getting chippy again!
Black was going down on his rear regardless of Brunson's foot, glad the refs didn't call anything.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Black was going down on his rear regardless of Brunson's foot, glad the refs didn't call anything.
I remember KAT putting Embiid in a headlock and before the fight was broken up, he was definitely giving it to him. They're right, despite his goofy look and antics, he's exceptionally strong.
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I remember KAT putting Embiid in a headlock and before the fight was broken up, he was definitely giving it to him. They're right, despite his goofy look and antics, he's exceptionally strong.
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Knicks-Magic is setting a pretty high bar for Thunder-Spurs to live up to. What a great game this has been!
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Knicks-Magic is setting a pretty high bar for Thunder-Spurs to live up to. What a great game this has been!
Holy hell, what a great battle this game is. Knicks vs Magic has been awesome! If Magic get through and face OKC, hopefully they'll see if they're a Giannis away from competing with OKC.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Holy hell, what a great battle this game is. Knicks vs Magic has been awesome! If Magic get through and face OKC, hopefully they'll see if they're a Giannis away from competing with OKC.
Dear Lord!
OKC is up 46 in a game that will get them to a 24-1 record & their title-winning starting lineup has not played a single minute together this season.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dear Lord!
I'm surprised the Raptors are still at 16.
Here is the @joinoffside.bsky.social week 7 NBA Power Rankings. The Pacers are getting right, the Raptors are facing extinction, Bane is turning into a magician in Orlando’s offense and the Knicks got Hart!
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm surprised the Raptors are still at 16.
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Here is the @joinoffside.bsky.social week 7 NBA Power Rankings. The Pacers are getting right, the Raptors are facing extinction, Bane is turning into a magician in Orlando’s offense and the Knicks got Hart!
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here is the @joinoffside.bsky.social week 7 NBA Power Rankings. The Pacers are getting right, the Raptors are facing extinction, Bane is turning into a magician in Orlando’s offense and the Knicks got Hart!
I'm done. Knicks are better, refs are fucking us every time we get some momentum. Hart just hooked Scottie, again no call on him. The Knicks don't need the fucking help. #Raptors
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm done. Knicks are better, refs are fucking us every time we get some momentum. Hart just hooked Scottie, again no call on him. The Knicks don't need the fucking help. #Raptors
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However, none of that matters if they don't ever stop their offense. After a great 1Q, this game is fixing to be a humiliation if the Raptors don't clean up this mess, and right quick.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
However, none of that matters if they don't ever stop their offense. After a great 1Q, this game is fixing to be a humiliation if the Raptors don't clean up this mess, and right quick.
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Halftime Takeaways
Total meltdown on both ends in 2Q.
10 second chance points in the last 4 minutes. Knicks outrebounded them by 10 in 2Q.
Knicks only missed NINE shots in the 2Q and got EIGHT offensive rebounds. So, by my math, Raptors only got TWO stops in the whole quarter. Unsustainable.
Total meltdown on both ends in 2Q.
10 second chance points in the last 4 minutes. Knicks outrebounded them by 10 in 2Q.
Knicks only missed NINE shots in the 2Q and got EIGHT offensive rebounds. So, by my math, Raptors only got TWO stops in the whole quarter. Unsustainable.
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Halftime Takeaways
Total meltdown on both ends in 2Q.
10 second chance points in the last 4 minutes. Knicks outrebounded them by 10 in 2Q.
Knicks only missed NINE shots in the 2Q and got EIGHT offensive rebounds. So, by my math, Raptors only got TWO stops in the whole quarter. Unsustainable.
Total meltdown on both ends in 2Q.
10 second chance points in the last 4 minutes. Knicks outrebounded them by 10 in 2Q.
Knicks only missed NINE shots in the 2Q and got EIGHT offensive rebounds. So, by my math, Raptors only got TWO stops in the whole quarter. Unsustainable.
Chucky had his hand directly in Bronson's face, and he hit the 3 anyways. Proper lil' bastard, take notes Chucky, he's the best player in the world under 6'2. #Raptors
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Chucky had his hand directly in Bronson's face, and he hit the 3 anyways. Proper lil' bastard, take notes Chucky, he's the best player in the world under 6'2. #Raptors