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Ｂｌａｑｕｅｎｅｓｓ @remikio.bsky.social · 4h

Yeeeeah y'all doin tew much nowadays

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

Now if she got one of these built in...

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ɎØɄⱤ ₲Ɽ₳₵Ɇ,₮ł₮Ʉ฿₳ 👸🏾🪄 🔮 @gembelle.bsky.social · 5h

I've outlived my comfort technology timeline I fear 😣

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

Now if she got one of these built in...

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Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 9h

Everyone else picked 4. Now i feel like an asshole

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 9h

1, 5, 9

Shameka 🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 1d

Which 3 would you pick?

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 9h

This would piss me off so bad

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 10h

Fingers crossed 🤞🏾

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Insatiable Antifa Slut @insatiableone.bsky.social · 13h

When the first peen is degloved you will regret sexbots

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

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Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

That's the worst part about it.

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 17h

People are not gonna clean or do maintenance on their sex bots like they supposed to

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

Damn i wanted Hamlin to win

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

Lmao

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Mista NoItAll @misstanoitall.blacksky.app · 15h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A.K. Allen @akallen.blacksky.app · 15h

Show this video to your doctor when he asks how you ended up in the ER with a banana peel between your legs.

a picture of a banana with the website ribberart.tumblr.com on the bottom right

Alt: "It was an accident!"

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from sha, with love 🍏 @sukunasty.bsky.social · 15h

i fear if you use this you’re already too far gone. no rehabilitation just gotta take you out back…

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

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Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

But until it do...

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Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

Lmao

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Yesh♊️🎧🎶🎹 @yeshthagr8.bsky.social · 16h

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Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

Or... It could be a godsend ☝🏾

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

But it's an option nonetheless

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 14h

Worth a try

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Who’s Whitley? @aglover15.bsky.social · 16h

Nahh this fucking sick and wild (I’ll take 2)

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

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IMANI! 📽️ YOUR FUTURE VIDEO EDITOR 🎞️ @kaoscryptid.asalwaysimani.com · 16h

I need y'all to know I almost peed myself laughing so hard while watching this. Absolutely the fuck not and I don't even have the correct parts to use something like this.

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 16h

*furrows brow*

This is a lot

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

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DWRVCHASE @dwrvchase.bsky.social · 16h

a woman is drinking from a can of pringles .

ALT: a woman is drinking from a can of pringles .

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Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.bsky.social · 16h

Lmao Niggas be whyling.

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Crimson Tinted @thecrimsontint.com · 16h

Concern

Dick Lark @bartholemeu.bsky.social · 17h

Now if she got one of these built in...

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