Dick Lark
@bartholemeu.bsky.social
There are 10 things I hate about every thing you like
Why do reindeer have bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Because their horns don't work!
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why do reindeer have bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Because their horns don't work!
Mariah Carey
Name a singer. A SINGER.
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Mariah Carey
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I’m not paying to return shit, period. I’ll sell the shit on Facebook before I pay a motherfucker $11 to return it
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m not paying to return shit, period. I’ll sell the shit on Facebook before I pay a motherfucker $11 to return it
⬅️ root beer lover. Lemme log out before I get mad
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
⬅️ root beer lover. Lemme log out before I get mad
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he doing whatever that michigan coach doing
Ladies, when a man says he has "a lot going on", what does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
he doing whatever that michigan coach doing
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moral of this Diddy doc “look what that money make a bitch do” cause every person interviewed stayed until they were fired.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
moral of this Diddy doc “look what that money make a bitch do” cause every person interviewed stayed until they were fired.
Or is my mind in the gutter...
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Or is my mind in the gutter...
ESPN with these freak bul ads
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ESPN with these freak bul ads
10/10
What do you call a wreath of $100 bills?
A wreath of Franklins.
A wreath of Franklins.
a woman sitting at a table with the words i thought it was funny behind her
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with the words i thought it was funny behind her
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
10/10
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Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
@trejames.bsky.social happy born day bro
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@trejames.bsky.social happy born day bro
Recession indicator
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November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Recession indicator
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November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Whoever owns this one takes a LOT of pills
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I’ll Google anything just to know man. I don’t be caring I’m always tryna learn somethin
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ll Google anything just to know man. I don’t be caring I’m always tryna learn somethin
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“Sara wanna know if we got any mayonnaise for the jello..”
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Sara wanna know if we got any mayonnaise for the jello..”
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
I know HOW to play, but I don't know how to play well
it’s that time of year imma be shamed for still not learning spades.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I know HOW to play, but I don't know how to play well
💲50 for thanksgiving dinner with the family. I feel like I'm getting scammed. Ion eem like thanksgiving food like that. Why don't i just take myself to a nice steakhouse?
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
💲50 for thanksgiving dinner with the family. I feel like I'm getting scammed. Ion eem like thanksgiving food like that. Why don't i just take myself to a nice steakhouse?
"if he buy you a watch, that means y'all running out of time"
My homegirl say she never bought any dude she talked to any type of shoes because she say her granny said “If you get a man a pair of shoes he’ll walk out of your life” lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"if he buy you a watch, that means y'all running out of time"
Tear them open a little bit & put them in someone's shoe
I bet ketchup packets would be fun to throw if you freeze them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tear them open a little bit & put them in someone's shoe
Ok i see machetes but no white Hennessy
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ok i see machetes but no white Hennessy
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The Jamaica Customs Agency has issued a 30 Day Tax Waiver on specific goods, and we created a list of all the items that are on sale. All revenue from Affiliate Commissions will be donated to: supportjamaica.gov.jm
Full List:
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November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Jamaica Customs Agency has issued a 30 Day Tax Waiver on specific goods, and we created a list of all the items that are on sale. All revenue from Affiliate Commissions will be donated to: supportjamaica.gov.jm
Full List:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Full List:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Yeeeeah y'all doin tew much nowadays
Now if she got one of these built in...
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yeeeeah y'all doin tew much nowadays
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I've outlived my comfort technology timeline I fear 😣
Now if she got one of these built in...
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I've outlived my comfort technology timeline I fear 😣