Keep going, you're this close to being verified 🤏🏼
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Keep going, you're this close to being verified 🤏🏼
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ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
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[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
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"I'm a liberal and bluesky is too hostile to me"
so nut up or leave. why do you need your toes sucked everywhere you go?
so nut up or leave. why do you need your toes sucked everywhere you go?
May 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"I'm a liberal and bluesky is too hostile to me"
so nut up or leave. why do you need your toes sucked everywhere you go?
so nut up or leave. why do you need your toes sucked everywhere you go?
They only split up early 2022, let's see how long we can beat this dead horse!
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They only split up early 2022, let's see how long we can beat this dead horse!
Amazing alt text. Useful and informative. Thank you.
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Amazing alt text. Useful and informative. Thank you.
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I'm the bastard who loves the taste of diesel fumes and lead -- and you better believe I campaigned to make this bad boy default to "off"
February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm the bastard who loves the taste of diesel fumes and lead -- and you better believe I campaigned to make this bad boy default to "off"
Rotating sandwiches.
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . "I'm doing my part!"
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Rotating sandwiches.
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
December 26, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Great minds!
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Great minds!