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It's Chaos. Be Kind.

Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
That’s fucking spectacular. For the wrong side.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
JD re-reading that 25th Amendment primer Peter Thiel gave him.
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That motherfucker used a dog that wasn’t his for Insta clout! I hope Mike the Tiger eats him.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope the Jersey City press corps is familiar with legendary Red Sox fan and saloon owner Michael T. "Nuf Ced" McGreevy. ‘Cause the opportunity for puns is *right there*.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is must-watch given the circumstances. I mean, these two always are, but now? Hoooo boy.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i don't think they're on bsky, but if you're thinking about a giving tuesday donation, side by side in richmond, va does great work supporting lgbtq+ youth and their families. my kid is a mentor/counselor there, so i'm biased, but a great org.

www.sidebysideva.org
Side by Side
www.sidebysideva.org
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Awww, man. And you people were badmouthing Lindsey here last night!

(Ducks)
This is what it’s all about ❤️

🎥 @uswnt.ussoccer.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think Koo thought the hold was wonky and it was too late to swing through it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the greatest alt-pop song ever written. Accept no substitutes.
"See A Little Light" by Bob Mould
Album: "Workbook"
Time: 8:11 pm
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is the greatest alt-pop song ever written. Accept no substitutes.
"See A Little Light" by Bob Mould
Album: "Workbook"
Time: 8:11 pm
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In three weeks, she’s gonna be unironically celebrating the birth of Christ, famed for his sense of vengeance and hate for the other.
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lily’s out here doing Pirlo things. Against Italy!
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Lily might be the most creative player on any USNT, men or women
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Dude is an idiot savant. He can coach offensive football at an elite level. And do absolutely nothing else required of any functioning adult.
Lane Kiffin: “We tried every thing possible to try to coach that team through the Playoff.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Naming my fists Fezzig and Inigo because you want them on your side in a quest
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hope Bradley has receipt. Also hope he goes to jail.
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“We Three Kings” and “I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)”
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just an absolute fucking knob
On no one’s Christmas wishlist
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
some day, trump's gonna run into biden (on accident, because there's no way that fucking coward would show up face to face with someone he mocked) and the old scranton lion's gonna punch the coward in his fucking mouth.
Reporter: You said that you might denaturalize American citizens?

Trump: If we have criminals that came in and were naturalized through Biden or somebody that didn’t’ know what they were doing—if I have the power to do it… I would denaturalize
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Alanis Morrissette’s basketball coach would be named You Matta Know
alanis morissette's cheese cavern would be named You Grotto Know
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think it was cool of Lane Kiffin to remind anyone who forgot that he’s a prissy, entitled ass.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hofstra/Furman men’s soccer sweet sixteen match is completely drunk. Four goals in six minutes (two each) late in the second half.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
John McGinn’s ass is a weapon
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FOOTBALL MOVE!
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM