Devin Maestro Hall
@bboymaestro.bsky.social
The Akashic Record. Noted Persona Guy. Tekken player. The Ace of Heavy Hearts.
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
Watching Pete Davidson and MGK bro out and smoke reminds me of being at my older sister’s friend’s house to get weed
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Watching Pete Davidson and MGK bro out and smoke reminds me of being at my older sister’s friend’s house to get weed
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
A little tartan fedora is talking to Justin Timberlake like the Green Goblin mask.
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 AM
A little tartan fedora is talking to Justin Timberlake like the Green Goblin mask.
Animal Control is doing the whole Office/B99 coworker relationship thing. Man…don’t fuck your coworkers.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Animal Control is doing the whole Office/B99 coworker relationship thing. Man…don’t fuck your coworkers.
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I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
Shit better come with a used Sentra for that price
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Shit better come with a used Sentra for that price
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During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake
And, tonight, the network's flagship news program -- 60 Minutes -- ran a clip show of old celeb interviews to "celebrate the movies" rather than put together an episode focused on what's going on in Minnesota.
The person who publishes the Free Press — where the words “Minneapolis” and “Minnesota” never appear tonight — also runs CBS News.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake
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This generation of Democrats are washed. They’re done. They’re going to be a trivia question everyone gets wrong in twenty years. Goodbye to them
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
This generation of Democrats are washed. They’re done. They’re going to be a trivia question everyone gets wrong in twenty years. Goodbye to them
Lmao work is gonna try to get me in tomorrow, despite inches of sleet
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Lmao work is gonna try to get me in tomorrow, despite inches of sleet
Kinda wild I’m too old to date Madonna. Wasn’t planning on it, but still weird.
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Kinda wild I’m too old to date Madonna. Wasn’t planning on it, but still weird.
You get the feeling your tax refund is gonna suck shit this year
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
You get the feeling your tax refund is gonna suck shit this year
Vella Lovell. Hello.
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Vella Lovell. Hello.
Persistent coooooough
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Persistent coooooough
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Doc Rivers gotta go
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Doc Rivers gotta go
I should finish Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I should finish Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Oh DUDE
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oh DUDE
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
This motherfucker
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This motherfucker
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So who wrote “Da Mun Rulz, no. 1” on the side of my car
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
So who wrote “Da Mun Rulz, no. 1” on the side of my car
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.