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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell

@bc30000.bsky.social

4.2K followers 2.6K following 2.7K posts

Author of Tales of the Bagman series and some dozen pulp novellas. Bluespunk musician. Pulp, punk rock, cult movies and books. Cowboys and Spacemen! History, fun facts, weird research, Taoism, politics, and brain farts. No DM's w/out request.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · Dec 16

Meanwhile, at Mar-a-lago...

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 12h

Trump can't read. He probably saw the movie and didn't understand it. Just like his favorite Citizen Kane. Man, if anybody needed to get "rosebud" and the theme of that movie it was him. Like everything else, it went right over his head.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 13h

Read? Surely you jest.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 14h

And I will stomp them into mush. America, we can't afford our rich.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 14h

"And then came the Depression."

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 14h

That dress was really comfortable.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 14h

These sites still haven't paid us back for destroying the music industry. I'll never join a one. I like picking out my own music.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 15h

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A lesson on how to deal with these assholes from Trump's FBI!! 😂🤣😈

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 22h

It's going to make the world look like slop.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 23h

Imagine if the people protesting ICE could surround them with these li'l gadgets. Citizens deserve a chainsaw in every bucket.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

I have been looking for this all my life. Does it come with a holster? [Jumps up and down like a kid]

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

I've been married twice, the hand would just end up complaining, too.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

In ancient times Kings would chop off peoples feet for lying so they couldn't spread the word. I'm thinking about going that route, but I need a bigger hatchet--or a smaller axe... Maybe a meat cleaver.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

Started paying attention to my DMs to be a nice guy--most of them are women who "want to meet me" selling crypto.
So, I'm considering giving up women and become a Taoist sage. Pays not great, but you get to rest a lot. And, according to the movies, you get to fight evil spirits.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

If you mention Crypto, I'm going to shut my eyes and think of Superman's dog until you have time to get out of the room. Then I'm going to hunt you.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

The running theme in every song Ray Davies of The Kinks wrote was "I don't belong here."
I can identify.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously, he's in the wrong place because he's a moron. All the signs are there.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

You need to understand that about 75% of the DMs I get aren't from real people. Even if I could talk to you, I wouldn't believe you were real until I met you off screen.
The depersonalization of the internet scarred us far worse than we want to believe.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

Too bad nobody slipped poison into the punch bowl.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

Never mind a reverence for the history of the peoples house. The entire repub party needs to learn about Chesterton's fence. "In the matter of reforming things, as in the matter of other things, we must not pull down a fence until we know why it was put up"

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

I know. They seemed to think Adam Smith hated rich people a little too much.

B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

"He doesn't seem to realize that a cognitive evaluation test is easy for anyone who isn't suffering from dementia."
Talking about how hard the test was only proves he has dementia.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

If Lincoln saw his bathroom now he'd shit.

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B. Chris (B.C.) Bell @bc30000.bsky.social · 1d

He wants riots. He's not a president, he's an instigator.