Beatrix Plotter
@beatrixplotter.bsky.social
Professional scribbler, hobbyist disaster (she/her)
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I get this like once a week so I'm making a public service announcement. My name is a pun on Beatrix Potter. The children's author? Peter Rabbit? Please, you must have heard of it. It's NOT a fucking reference to the fucking mouldy terf queen. Fuck's sake.
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I get to post the best image I've ever made again. Happy New Year's!
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I get to post the best image I've ever made again. Happy New Year's!
Bought Two Point Museum in the Steam sale.
Audio keeps crackling as though my headphones are busted (I checked, they're not)
Verified files, the same issue. Reinstalled the game, still crackling but now it's lagging even on the lowest settings??
I just... sure.
Audio keeps crackling as though my headphones are busted (I checked, they're not)
Verified files, the same issue. Reinstalled the game, still crackling but now it's lagging even on the lowest settings??
I just... sure.
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bought Two Point Museum in the Steam sale.
Audio keeps crackling as though my headphones are busted (I checked, they're not)
Verified files, the same issue. Reinstalled the game, still crackling but now it's lagging even on the lowest settings??
I just... sure.
Audio keeps crackling as though my headphones are busted (I checked, they're not)
Verified files, the same issue. Reinstalled the game, still crackling but now it's lagging even on the lowest settings??
I just... sure.
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
Happy Boxing Day, I've thrown the leftover parsnips into the oven and that's gonna be my lunch (along with the cheese and crackers, cheese twists and the Celebrations chocolate I've already munched on today)
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy Boxing Day, I've thrown the leftover parsnips into the oven and that's gonna be my lunch (along with the cheese and crackers, cheese twists and the Celebrations chocolate I've already munched on today)
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Imagine being one of the six people who made the original Tomb Raider.
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Imagine being one of the six people who made the original Tomb Raider.
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"We learned that yes, we do actually have to pay people to do work for us and not churn out utter slop"
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"We learned that yes, we do actually have to pay people to do work for us and not churn out utter slop"
Begging BHVR Interactive to try and update their game without breaking it FOR ONCE. Sat in a queue forever for a game, try to quit out, it won't let me so I have to force quit the game. A bug update shouldn't break the game to pieces????
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Begging BHVR Interactive to try and update their game without breaking it FOR ONCE. Sat in a queue forever for a game, try to quit out, it won't let me so I have to force quit the game. A bug update shouldn't break the game to pieces????
I have managed to put a new screen protector on my phone without putting it on wonky by accident and without any air bubbles, first time. Today is a good day
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have managed to put a new screen protector on my phone without putting it on wonky by accident and without any air bubbles, first time. Today is a good day
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Why in the sweet fuck have I had to join a Discord server to get help with my controller that's broken? I beg your FINEST pardon?
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Why in the sweet fuck have I had to join a Discord server to get help with my controller that's broken? I beg your FINEST pardon?
Uuuuuhhhhh... why is there a stall giving out what appears to be religious texts at MCM Birmingham??????
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Uuuuuhhhhh... why is there a stall giving out what appears to be religious texts at MCM Birmingham??????
Went to Birmingham MCM as Heather Mason today, and you could tell who plays Silent Hill and who plays Dead By Deadlight by whether they called me Heather or Cheryl 😂 #silenthill #deadbydaylight
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Went to Birmingham MCM as Heather Mason today, and you could tell who plays Silent Hill and who plays Dead By Deadlight by whether they called me Heather or Cheryl 😂 #silenthill #deadbydaylight
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3/ ✍️ Writers:
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
3/ ✍️ Writers:
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
*scared demisexual noises*
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*scared demisexual noises*
Played the YapYap demo with my friends, died and watched them talking about where I might be.
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Played the YapYap demo with my friends, died and watched them talking about where I might be.
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
I'm trying to find a baby's first Christmas tree ornament for my friend's kid, I can't buy anything because so much of it looks like AI art 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm trying to find a baby's first Christmas tree ornament for my friend's kid, I can't buy anything because so much of it looks like AI art 😭
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