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Carla Jean
@beerbabe.bsky.social
Passionate science nerd, geospatial industry enthusiast, science and women's health advocate, new mom. Semi-retired freelance beer writer.
Does anyone else get freaked out by the "Your Flight is Almost Here" emails from airlines 3-5 days out (thinking you've booked the wrong day?) or is it just my anxiety?
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You... You guys know "Mar a Lago" is in Spanish right?
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Are we actually surprised by this? I try not to cynical. But you knew that wasn't gonna happen right?
I don't want to hear a conservative talk about the "rule of law" ever again.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Oh so the disgusting racist video **that someone made** was meant to be circulated only **nternally** amongst themselves, gotcha, gotcha.

Haha interns right? Messing up the Signal chats and the Truth Social accounts.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Aw come on, I haven't been able to bring my kiddo outside to play in the snow for weeks!
Visual of the cold air to come...
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just found out that a long time family friends' son is competing in the Olympics!! Absolutely crazy and I'm so excited to watch. I know he was a competitive skiier but wow!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Finally watched @techconnectify.bsky.social video on YouTube (it's about more than solar panels) and I just want to say:

Thank you for addressing this straight on, not a glancing blow. I'm sick of metaphors and allusions about "unprecedented times"... I hope millions more watch it. Bravo.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
www.vox.com/life/477716/...

Literally thought my child made this up
Why your kid is yelling “chicken banana”
Is this the next “6-7”?
www.vox.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I miss the country we were when we got really excited about the Olympics every time they happened.
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A child apparently threw up in the oval office while there with Trump and I just wanna say.... someone come up with a medal for HER.
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Parenting from the American brink
Thoughts from an ice storm
besskalb.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I knew raising a girl in a patriarchal society would be hard, but, oof. How are moms out there coping with any of this?
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
A good follow-up question to remember for these times, similar to "A state's right to ... what?" is:

"So why don't police officers wear masks?"
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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The phrase "professional activist" is functionally meaningless. It's a term that politicians and corporate targets have used for generations to discredit anyone who's effectively challenged them. Anyone who deploys it in earnest to discredit deeply committed people is broadcasting their ignorance.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"I’ve always carried this gun. Maybe you’ve never seen it pointed at you."
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm beginning to think the groundhog isn't predicting weather, but bad times.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Can I start a Tiktok channel that just teaches people how to read graphs?
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
WHAT
My goodness how that puts the insanity of the last year in perspective
I am started to learn, as I just did, that an Olympic Games is about to begin.
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Sorry but I'm not putting any pics of myself as a child on the internet, no matter how popular the "this is who runs this account" meme. Have y'all forgotten what Grok can do???
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I feel like a boomer asking this, but is there any way to discourage topics from showing up in my Discover feed here? I am already blocking some terms but for some reason I can't seem to shake the type of content (being purposefully vague). It's not bad, just not my taste.
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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(gets shot in the face)
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM