beige23.bsky.social
@beige23.bsky.social
I stood behind Victor Ebuwa from BB5 in a queue for a cashpoint at the services
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Please never forget that Gregg Wallace headbutted my friend’s brother, in a pub in Putney
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam Peaty’s mum. I’m not at the wedding party. I wasn’t invited
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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I think @beige23.bsky.social said it best.
October 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Have come on here to say for your eyes only is on and I miss @eatmyhalo.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Potato farmer dick on twitter!
July 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Live Aid is strangely addictive
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Alan Yentob is dead
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hope everyone’s MMH is ok
April 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Snooker paedo on the loose!
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Well, I’ve told them over there already. Had my patio jet washed by two young women and they did a great job and it was £200 less than some chancer quotes. Great result for my MMH
April 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You know that advert for The Bay on ITVX where she goes ‘you just snuffed it out!!’? - I can’t stop saying it
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hope everyone having a pleasant Mother’s Day
a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Looking in on Bluesky like
February 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Trump forever playing his invisible accordion
February 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
February 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Grammy coverage, though
February 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Greatly enjoying back in action. Big dumb fun
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dodgy were SHIT
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Charity shop madness.
January 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Then I had a midlife crisis and bought all my childish things again off of Ebay.
January 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Posted this on Twitter - If bbc breakfast studio was invaded by terrorists who do you think would emerge as a die hard style hero? Shagger Stayt dies heroically. Mike Bushell wets himself. The business guy gets killed. But the weatherman emerges as quiet tough guy who bumps them all off & snogs Naga
January 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
can't believe Lord Sugar said bums
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
That being said, it seems like there are a few lengers so
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM