Catey Miller
@beingfacetious.bsky.social
Writer, editor, Texas Rangers tolerator, the target audience for the Lost finale. She/her.
No sex! Old man! It's a good idea and I stand by it
We were playing movie charades, and I pulled 40-year Old Virgin.
I did my arms in an X, then did the classic humping mime. Then I walked like an old man with a cane.
My wife confidently shouted, “Up!” and it’s the hardest I laughed all year.
I did my arms in an X, then did the classic humping mime. Then I walked like an old man with a cane.
My wife confidently shouted, “Up!” and it’s the hardest I laughed all year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
No sex! Old man! It's a good idea and I stand by it
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My brother organized a reunion of the band we played in middle and high school. We had a 3-hour jam and memory session that was one of the highlights of the year.
Here’s a video of us straight up boofing the beginning of a song we wrote when we were 13 that we were trying to remember.
Here’s a video of us straight up boofing the beginning of a song we wrote when we were 13 that we were trying to remember.
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My brother organized a reunion of the band we played in middle and high school. We had a 3-hour jam and memory session that was one of the highlights of the year.
Here’s a video of us straight up boofing the beginning of a song we wrote when we were 13 that we were trying to remember.
Here’s a video of us straight up boofing the beginning of a song we wrote when we were 13 that we were trying to remember.
Checking in from a week of Holiday Aunt ing to let you know "guess what? Chicken butt" is alive and well
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Checking in from a week of Holiday Aunt ing to let you know "guess what? Chicken butt" is alive and well
The unearned feeling of personal accomplishment when you get to the end of a hair appointment and your stylist says "Can I take a few pictures?"
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The unearned feeling of personal accomplishment when you get to the end of a hair appointment and your stylist says "Can I take a few pictures?"
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I refuse to do this! I can’t see a trailer for a chimpanzee horror movie and NOT make a comment to my beautiful wife.
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I refuse to do this! I can’t see a trailer for a chimpanzee horror movie and NOT make a comment to my beautiful wife.
Do you think anyone else waiting for this metal-covers-of-video-game-music concert to start recognizes Video Killed the Radio Star in the preshow playlist because of Ben Folds Five's cover of it
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Do you think anyone else waiting for this metal-covers-of-video-game-music concert to start recognizes Video Killed the Radio Star in the preshow playlist because of Ben Folds Five's cover of it
This is a misrepresentation of the facts but I will say it was not fair to Elton John
My wife just said “Twin Peaks is like Elton John”
Ten bucks to anyone who can guess why
Ten bucks to anyone who can guess why
June 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is a misrepresentation of the facts but I will say it was not fair to Elton John
Lots of competition for the whitest thing about me but a strong contender is how excited I get when I see Colin Jost or ScarJo
also how much more excited I get when they talk about each other
also how much more excited I get when they talk about each other
May 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lots of competition for the whitest thing about me but a strong contender is how excited I get when I see Colin Jost or ScarJo
also how much more excited I get when they talk about each other
also how much more excited I get when they talk about each other
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The end of dine-in Pizza Hut tracks closely to a decline in youth literacy rates. In this essay
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The end of dine-in Pizza Hut tracks closely to a decline in youth literacy rates. In this essay
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Just as a public service: Jeopardy! doubled its clue values back in 2001, so $500 hasn't been on the board since the first Harry Potter movie was in theaters. Please tell everyone you know to switch to an even number when you wisecrack in this format.
I’ll take “2020s Enron“ for $500, @kenjennings.bsky.social
“.. We struggle to think of anything analogous in the history of the automotive industry, in which a brand has lost so much value so quickly,” wrote J.P. Morgan analyst Ryan Brinkman on Wednesday.
@barrons.com $TSLA
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@barrons.com $TSLA
www.barrons.com/articles/tes...
March 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just as a public service: Jeopardy! doubled its clue values back in 2001, so $500 hasn't been on the board since the first Harry Potter movie was in theaters. Please tell everyone you know to switch to an even number when you wisecrack in this format.
Not the most pressing issue re the church's public image, but at some point we should talk about how we can't count. Yeah Lent is 40 days. Oh no 40 days if you don't count Sundays. Sunday is our main day, yeah. Speaking of I'm pretty definitely sure Sunday is three days after Friday
March 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not the most pressing issue re the church's public image, but at some point we should talk about how we can't count. Yeah Lent is 40 days. Oh no 40 days if you don't count Sundays. Sunday is our main day, yeah. Speaking of I'm pretty definitely sure Sunday is three days after Friday
It's objectively so funny that I've seen three friend's Facebook posts, gotten two tweet alerts and two "breaking news" emails, and received a personal text about the Yankees being able to have facial hair now. Good normal sport I love it
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's objectively so funny that I've seen three friend's Facebook posts, gotten two tweet alerts and two "breaking news" emails, and received a personal text about the Yankees being able to have facial hair now. Good normal sport I love it
Unfortunately watching snow fall all day has made me feel like there's still magic, my heart can recognize beauty, goodness is possible,
February 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Unfortunately watching snow fall all day has made me feel like there's still magic, my heart can recognize beauty, goodness is possible,
Guess I wasn't joking
twitch.tv/beingfacetious
twitch.tv/beingfacetious
Everything sucks and my therapist wants me to do things just for enjoyment and also to take my ability to talk for an hour about any television show on the road
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
February 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Guess I wasn't joking
twitch.tv/beingfacetious
twitch.tv/beingfacetious
@wendall42.bsky.social Wendy I am so rarely here I'm so sorry I just now noticed I wasn't following you back 💀💀💀
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@wendall42.bsky.social Wendy I am so rarely here I'm so sorry I just now noticed I wasn't following you back 💀💀💀
Everything sucks and my therapist wants me to do things just for enjoyment and also to take my ability to talk for an hour about any television show on the road
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
February 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Everything sucks and my therapist wants me to do things just for enjoyment and also to take my ability to talk for an hour about any television show on the road
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
So I might start sometimes streaming cozy games and talking about TV. Starting with Bear and Breakfast and Scrubs. Can't-miss content
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ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST:
I love Zach Cherry
I love Zach Cherry
January 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST:
I love Zach Cherry
I love Zach Cherry
I realize this is not really why people are leaving xwitter but have to say that the vibe here is NOT any better or less dire
and also as far as I can tell Jeff Passan still isn't here so like
and also as far as I can tell Jeff Passan still isn't here so like
November 7, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I realize this is not really why people are leaving xwitter but have to say that the vibe here is NOT any better or less dire
and also as far as I can tell Jeff Passan still isn't here so like
and also as far as I can tell Jeff Passan still isn't here so like
So glad so many new folks are here to help me celebrate @matsuiforever.bsky.social's birthday!!! Kyle puts so much kindness and fun and creativity into the world and I love him a whole bunch.
October 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
So glad so many new folks are here to help me celebrate @matsuiforever.bsky.social's birthday!!! Kyle puts so much kindness and fun and creativity into the world and I love him a whole bunch.
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Politely begging the movies to stop asking me to take this li'l fella seriously.
April 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Politely begging the movies to stop asking me to take this li'l fella seriously.
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Fun Fact:
The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
March 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Fun Fact:
The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
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I asked my wife to make this for me in photoshop
February 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I asked my wife to make this for me in photoshop
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being an adult is being hungry, & wanting to eat garbage food, but when past you went grocery shopping, she was like, "No, be better, make better food choices" & now there isn't any garbage food at all in your house & what's even the point of being an adult if this is how you're living
February 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
being an adult is being hungry, & wanting to eat garbage food, but when past you went grocery shopping, she was like, "No, be better, make better food choices" & now there isn't any garbage food at all in your house & what's even the point of being an adult if this is how you're living
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met someone who told me their mom was their biggest fan and best friend and I was like oh ok that’s why you’re not funny
February 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM
met someone who told me their mom was their biggest fan and best friend and I was like oh ok that’s why you’re not funny
all these companies with their "we're sharing the love" and "we heart emoji our customers" are cowards. hit me with a "memento mori...might as well buy the fancy candle"
February 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
all these companies with their "we're sharing the love" and "we heart emoji our customers" are cowards. hit me with a "memento mori...might as well buy the fancy candle"