Alan Alfred
@bemusedofbow.bsky.social
After 14 years, elated that the adults are now back in control of the asylum. Used to be a long suffering West Ham fan.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is a bit of a mouthful, could the media not refer to him as TAFKAP?
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is a bit of a mouthful, could the media not refer to him as TAFKAP?
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A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If this Sri Lankan bowler is not a chucker, I'll eat my helmet!
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If this Sri Lankan bowler is not a chucker, I'll eat my helmet!
Strange that the blast in Bandar Abbas, Iran's main naval base, has been put down to a 'gas explosion', at a time when Trump is threatening war.
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Strange that the blast in Bandar Abbas, Iran's main naval base, has been put down to a 'gas explosion', at a time when Trump is threatening war.
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Hey, if you're still on Twitter, do a screenshot of this art I made and send it to Elon.
It's my early Valentine Day present to that asshole.
It's my early Valentine Day present to that asshole.
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hey, if you're still on Twitter, do a screenshot of this art I made and send it to Elon.
It's my early Valentine Day present to that asshole.
It's my early Valentine Day present to that asshole.
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Man of the people hates people. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Man of the people hates people. 😂
Bloody hell! Beth Rigby saying something positive about Keir Starmer on Sky News! Did she have a Damascene conversion on the way to Beijing?
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Bloody hell! Beth Rigby saying something positive about Keir Starmer on Sky News! Did she have a Damascene conversion on the way to Beijing?
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MINNEAPOLIS: “Thousands and thousands— the people of Minneapolis are not letting up. Despite Tom Homan saying there’s a drawdown, these people don’t believe it. They want ICE OUT COMPLETELY.”
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “Thousands and thousands— the people of Minneapolis are not letting up. Despite Tom Homan saying there’s a drawdown, these people don’t believe it. They want ICE OUT COMPLETELY.”
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The targeting of Fed Chair Jerome Powell is our warning. The Fed must stay independent not because it's perfect, but because once monetary policy becomes political, economic stability collapses.
Check out one of my recent Substack articles, along with a video, at the link in my reply.
Check out one of my recent Substack articles, along with a video, at the link in my reply.
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The targeting of Fed Chair Jerome Powell is our warning. The Fed must stay independent not because it's perfect, but because once monetary policy becomes political, economic stability collapses.
Check out one of my recent Substack articles, along with a video, at the link in my reply.
Check out one of my recent Substack articles, along with a video, at the link in my reply.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Thank you, Mr. President.
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Starmer and Carney were in unity last week.
Both put their country first and both following the mantra:
‘Elbows up’
Proud of them both.
Both put their country first and both following the mantra:
‘Elbows up’
Proud of them both.
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Starmer and Carney were in unity last week.
Both put their country first and both following the mantra:
‘Elbows up’
Proud of them both.
Both put their country first and both following the mantra:
‘Elbows up’
Proud of them both.
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“Over the course of a lifetime, we face only a few moments where the decisions we make and the actions we take will shape our history for years to come. This is one of them. If we give our freedoms away after 250 years, we might never get them back.” — President Bill Clinton, 1/25/26
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 AM
“Over the course of a lifetime, we face only a few moments where the decisions we make and the actions we take will shape our history for years to come. This is one of them. If we give our freedoms away after 250 years, we might never get them back.” — President Bill Clinton, 1/25/26
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🚨 Braverman has defected to Reform. Pochin is mad, as the party is full of Black people and full of Asian people.
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 PM
🚨 Braverman has defected to Reform. Pochin is mad, as the party is full of Black people and full of Asian people.
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I appreciate those out there protesting at great risk to their lives however i think the nation needs to grind this economy to a dead stop.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I appreciate those out there protesting at great risk to their lives however i think the nation needs to grind this economy to a dead stop.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
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NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.
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There's a perception that Reform is a rest home for loathsome ex Tory duffers because it IS a rest home for loathsome ex Tory duffers.
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 PM
There's a perception that Reform is a rest home for loathsome ex Tory duffers because it IS a rest home for loathsome ex Tory duffers.
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With Suella Braverman defection parliamentary, the Reform party now has 8 MPs.
Of those:
FIVE are former Tory MPs
ONE is a former Tory mayor
Of those:
FIVE are former Tory MPs
ONE is a former Tory mayor
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
With Suella Braverman defection parliamentary, the Reform party now has 8 MPs.
Of those:
FIVE are former Tory MPs
ONE is a former Tory mayor
Of those:
FIVE are former Tory MPs
ONE is a former Tory mayor
I haven't heard much about Don Estelle tribute act, Mark Francois lately. Has the poison dwarf defected to Reform yet?
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I haven't heard much about Don Estelle tribute act, Mark Francois lately. Has the poison dwarf defected to Reform yet?
Lecky Fiddler Nadhim Zahawi, followed by Heinrich Jenrick and now Leaky Suella Braverman! What's the odds on Kemi Badenoch defecting to Reform by the end of the week?
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Lecky Fiddler Nadhim Zahawi, followed by Heinrich Jenrick and now Leaky Suella Braverman! What's the odds on Kemi Badenoch defecting to Reform by the end of the week?
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#GVerse #Shit4Brains is either leaving office peacefully, or he's going to be forcefully removed. The U.S. Armed Forces have a choice: Either support the American people and the constitution — or a fascist authoritarian regime that is a facsimile of Hitler's Third Reich.
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
#GVerse #Shit4Brains is either leaving office peacefully, or he's going to be forcefully removed. The U.S. Armed Forces have a choice: Either support the American people and the constitution — or a fascist authoritarian regime that is a facsimile of Hitler's Third Reich.
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Abolish all presidents in the future from the power to pardon. It’s a side business for Trump.
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Abolish all presidents in the future from the power to pardon. It’s a side business for Trump.
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Target in Minneapolis has pulled Hispanic employees off of pick-up order duty after ICE arrested two US citizen Hispanic employees while on the job.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Target in Minneapolis has pulled Hispanic employees off of pick-up order duty after ICE arrested two US citizen Hispanic employees while on the job.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.