Ben Shapiro (he/him)
@benshapi.ro
Full Time: Prof @ University of Washington
Intrusion, Inclusion, and Dilution FTW
Intrusion, Inclusion, and Dilution FTW
Someone should invent hardware to make ML models converge faster.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Someone should invent hardware to make ML models converge faster.
Glad to know I'm not alone in my rage against the enshittification of iWork.
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Glad to know I'm not alone in my rage against the enshittification of iWork.
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
All these big dudes run so slow. One of these teams should hire Captain America, aka Sammy Sullivan.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
All these big dudes run so slow. One of these teams should hire Captain America, aka Sammy Sullivan.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Don’t understand watching boring football when exciting hockey and rugby are options.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Don’t understand watching boring football when exciting hockey and rugby are options.
Imagine what kind of dipshit you'd have to be to think Margot Robbie isn't young and hot enough for... anything?!? www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Sales of Brontë’s Wuthering Heights skyrocket ahead of film adaptation
The number of novels sold rose nearly fivefold year on year in the UK in January, Penguin Classics reports, as Emerald Fennell’s hotly anticipated take is set for release next week
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/feb/06/sales-of-brontes-wuthering-heights-skyrocket-ahead-of-film-adaptation#:~:text=The%20promotional%20materials%20have%20sparked%20backlash%20from%20Brontë%20fans%20and%20online%20commentators.%20Some%20critics%20have%20voiced%20scepticism%20about%20its%20overt%20sexual%20tone%2C%20as%20well%20as%20the%20casting%20choices:%20Robbie%2C%2035%2C%20plays%20a%20character%20who%20is%2019%20in%20the%20novel
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Imagine what kind of dipshit you'd have to be to think Margot Robbie isn't young and hot enough for... anything?!? www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Wambsgans was always my favorite.
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Wambsgans was always my favorite.
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Why are the names of people emailing him redacted?
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Why are the names of people emailing him redacted?
Now that's what I call product strategy!
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Now that's what I call product strategy!
As a user of it since the day it was publicly released, I'm hugely disappointed that Keynote has been enshittified with subscription-only features.
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
As a user of it since the day it was publicly released, I'm hugely disappointed that Keynote has been enshittified with subscription-only features.
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the reason I'm so heated right now is Ilhan Omar has been thrown to the wolves so many times by the Democratic establishment for saying the things the Dems are finally, YEARS LATER starting to say.
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
the reason I'm so heated right now is Ilhan Omar has been thrown to the wolves so many times by the Democratic establishment for saying the things the Dems are finally, YEARS LATER starting to say.
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
They've let Rep Omar take a lot of heat and have not used their voices enough to defend her
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Saruman's uruk-hai, just coming back from slaughtering Rohirrim (hands on hips): "Wait you're telling me the Boss works with SAURON? Well there goes all pride in MY work."
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Saruman's uruk-hai, just coming back from slaughtering Rohirrim (hands on hips): "Wait you're telling me the Boss works with SAURON? Well there goes all pride in MY work."
Amen.
We’re going to have to systematically dismantle this cancerous movement.
- Strip the dark money groups and political churches of tax exempt status
- Target right-wing media with antitrust
- Oust right-wing bullshit from academia and law schools
- Root out fascists in government and law enforcement
- Strip the dark money groups and political churches of tax exempt status
- Target right-wing media with antitrust
- Oust right-wing bullshit from academia and law schools
- Root out fascists in government and law enforcement
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Amen.
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I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
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Thurgood Marshall: My wiiiife
There are so many great reasons to visit Baltimore, a city I love, so I hesitate to criticize this well-meaning ad … but that is NOT Thurgood Marshall
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Thurgood Marshall: My wiiiife
I think I might be Team Jacob
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I think I might be Team Jacob
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Second best, after League of Their Own.
Twilight, the best baseball movie ever made is now on HBO Max. You’re welcome.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Second best, after League of Their Own.
Roger Deakins rules.
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Roger Deakins rules.
The most flattering thing that's happened to me in 2026 is seeing how many PhD applicants have written that they want to work with me and @axz.bsky.social.
It's probably imposter syndrome, but I hardly feel in the same league. What's next, NBA asks Lebron, Jokic, and me to anchor a new team?
It's probably imposter syndrome, but I hardly feel in the same league. What's next, NBA asks Lebron, Jokic, and me to anchor a new team?
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The most flattering thing that's happened to me in 2026 is seeing how many PhD applicants have written that they want to work with me and @axz.bsky.social.
It's probably imposter syndrome, but I hardly feel in the same league. What's next, NBA asks Lebron, Jokic, and me to anchor a new team?
It's probably imposter syndrome, but I hardly feel in the same league. What's next, NBA asks Lebron, Jokic, and me to anchor a new team?
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After this, no one should doubt Trump’s intention to invade Greenland. The EU needs to step up fast.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
After this, no one should doubt Trump’s intention to invade Greenland. The EU needs to step up fast.