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Ben Tallen

@bentallen.bsky.social

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Actor/Writer/MNUFC Fan/occasional Farker. Excited to spend the next 3-6 months on this platform until the next one comes along.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 13h

I mean, guess it's a little funny but this may be overstating it.

The checkout screen at a grocery store. One of the items is LOL UNSALTED BUTTER.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 2d

First hot toddy of the season is go.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 2d

But politicians need to do something to address the climb rate.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 3d

One of my comfort movies.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 3d

I thought this didn't start until the spring equinox. #LAStory

View of an L.A. freeway with the programmable sign over the road saying, "LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY".

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 3d

Sky and Milk declare open windows to be "good things".

A brown/black/tan dog and a white dog each sit in front of their own open window and stare out into the night.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 3d

♪♫A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but mulch is a girl's best friend.♪♫

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Shitty sports teams continue to be Minnesota's kryptonite.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Back to being underdogs and it feels so good.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

I should clarify that the garbage time goal would be scored by Minnesota.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Thank God #MNUFC don't have to play any really shitty teams in the playoffs.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Bruh. #MNUFC

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Every. Damn. Time.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Fun fact: Triantis can only score from 30 yards away or more.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

I should clarify that the first 15 minutes are garbage time.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

5-1 Minnesota with the opponent's goal as usual scored in garbage time.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

Oh man, I forgot to check. I just know that every time I started saying "PLANT!" and pointing at them they casually but rapidly strolled away.

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

#NoKings #KnowLatin

Someone in an inflatable T. Rex costume. They hold a neon pink sign with dark blue hand-written letters that reads "NO REX BUT T. REX".

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 4d

Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings

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Jennifer Br🎃🎃ks @stribrooks.bsky.social · 4d

If I have to look at this nightmare fuel protest sign, so do you.

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

A bit warm today.

The view from inside an inflatable T. Rex costume. The window is fogged up with perspiration. Outside are a lot of people gathered outside in downtown Minneapolis.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

I'm going to invest my payment in Antifacoin®!

Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 4d

A small but very noticable contingent of white guys in baseball caps, dark hoodies, and sunglasses walking by themselves and not smiling at this protest. 🤔

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 5d

I can't defend my wife from dinosaurs but I am going to the grocery store to get fixins to make her grilled cheese and tomato soup because she's sick.