Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
Making #art #scifi and #problems. Bluesky's no. 1 love advice column. 40ish. Icon by me.
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Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
· Jun 15
You can just skeet Dune (1984). Nobody can stop you.
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know, then, that the year is 10,191.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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finished up these posters i made for my final! perfect for however you like to write “Theatre” (also go support the @kenoshatheater.bsky.social!)
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
finished up these posters i made for my final! perfect for however you like to write “Theatre” (also go support the @kenoshatheater.bsky.social!)
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Incredible meme.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Incredible meme.
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How does the nice day railgun work? We pack every shell casing with sunshine, rainbows, cotton candy and puppies. PETA is on our ass for it but hey, keeps them out of animal shelters
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How does the nice day railgun work? We pack every shell casing with sunshine, rainbows, cotton candy and puppies. PETA is on our ass for it but hey, keeps them out of animal shelters
I have bad luck in love but I must accept the small comfort that I am otherwise happy, extremely funny, gorgeous and beloved by all who know me.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I have bad luck in love but I must accept the small comfort that I am otherwise happy, extremely funny, gorgeous and beloved by all who know me.
I'm struggling to meet people, and sick to death of online dating. Y'all think it would be too desperate if I just got a shirt printed that said "I can hold my breath for three minutes"?
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm struggling to meet people, and sick to death of online dating. Y'all think it would be too desperate if I just got a shirt printed that said "I can hold my breath for three minutes"?
Man, okcupid, if you want me to pay $70 to see who likes me, maybe you can afford to do something about 99.9% of accounts on your site being fake/scam/bot accounts?
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Man, okcupid, if you want me to pay $70 to see who likes me, maybe you can afford to do something about 99.9% of accounts on your site being fake/scam/bot accounts?
Unsure if the guy slinging coffee at the laundromat is particularly cute or if I just have an erotic fixation on baristi
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Unsure if the guy slinging coffee at the laundromat is particularly cute or if I just have an erotic fixation on baristi
Ask me about my sexual talent (folding laundry)
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ask me about my sexual talent (folding laundry)
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Ttthhhiiisss lllaaauuunnndddrrryyy mmmaaaccchhhiiinnneee iiisss aaa llliiitttllleee uuunnnbbbaaalllaaannnccceeeddd
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ttthhhiiisss lllaaauuunnndddrrryyy mmmaaaccchhhiiinnneee iiisss aaa llliiitttllleee uuunnnbbbaaalllaaannnccceeeddd
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March 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
2016-2066, known popularly as the Dork Age,
I harp on about this, but here in the 21st century we have the arrogance & gall to call the period of western civilisation between the 5th & 10th century 'the Dark Ages'...
History is NOT going to be kind on us in centuries to come.
History is NOT going to be kind on us in centuries to come.
It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
2016-2066, known popularly as the Dork Age,
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YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA
November 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA
Clean laundry, hot chocolate and a good book. Perfect day.
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clean laundry, hot chocolate and a good book. Perfect day.
You either get a goth gf or you live long enough to become one.
— ancient proverb
— ancient proverb
Will probably delete later but please appreciate my perfect glossy black lips
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You either get a goth gf or you live long enough to become one.
— ancient proverb
— ancient proverb
Will probably delete later but please appreciate my perfect glossy black lips
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Will probably delete later but please appreciate my perfect glossy black lips
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"To me, my X-Men"
Lowest marvel rates I have heard about recently:
35/page for script
160/page for line art
300 per cover
Feel free to DM me if you want to share what they paid you.
Lowest marvel rates I have heard about recently:
35/page for script
160/page for line art
300 per cover
Feel free to DM me if you want to share what they paid you.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"To me, my X-Men"
Lowest marvel rates I have heard about recently:
35/page for script
160/page for line art
300 per cover
Feel free to DM me if you want to share what they paid you.
Lowest marvel rates I have heard about recently:
35/page for script
160/page for line art
300 per cover
Feel free to DM me if you want to share what they paid you.
Made latke again (this time I remembered the prep correctly, but didn't fry them crispy enough... more oil next time) and played some Kenshi. I installed some more mods so I'm looking for Dr. Liara T'soni right now
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Made latke again (this time I remembered the prep correctly, but didn't fry them crispy enough... more oil next time) and played some Kenshi. I installed some more mods so I'm looking for Dr. Liara T'soni right now
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I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
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And yelling "FIRE" instead of "LOOSE" to a small posse of suddenly confused medieval archers
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
And yelling "FIRE" instead of "LOOSE" to a small posse of suddenly confused medieval archers