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Bergamot Jones

@bergamohjones.bsky.social

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Making #art #scifi and #problems. Former dog inventory specialist. Edging 40. Icon by me.

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · Jun 15

A beginning is a very delicate time. Know, then, that the year is 10,191.

Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · Jun 15

You can just skeet Dune (1984). Nobody can stop you.

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Riko! @rikochan.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, it's my Moving Sale! New & returning OF subs are 50% off all week long!

It's just in time for my new 22-minute clip: Flapper Vibes 2! I've already posted 56 minutes of porn this month and there's plenty more to come! Link in the comments!

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 3h

"Simpson, you don't like me and I don't like you."
Homer *in a hurt tone*: I like you...

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 9d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 3h

Hee hee! The original joke is a reference a friend's post:
bsky.app/profile/ztul...

michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Nov 26

Fantastic luck follows me where ever I go, thanks to my velvet drawstring bag full of dead pirates' teeth!

Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 3h

Setting a Sage on fire is how I got IN to this pickle, Riko

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 4h

In the literal sense, underclassman. But in the sense of someone less experienced you're responsible for, rookie, understudy, neophyte, apprentice, catechumen, tyro, greenhorn, or my favorite, tenderfoot

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Mike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 8h

I don't think you understand how much US consumers are getting ripped off compared to the rest of the world.

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 5h

I have faced many difficulties since leaving my velvet bag of dead pirate teeth in an airport Golden Corral

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 8h

Me normally: I am kind and generous, willing to put in a great deal of time and effort to make others comfortable
Me after a bad day: I don't want to kill random strangers who have not intentionally wronged me. Death is too good for them

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Blyre Cpanx @blyrecpanx.bsky.social · 11h

Just a sp00py lil guy in a sp00py lil world~ 👻

#spooky #spookycute #spookygirl #spookyvibes #spookymonth #spookylife #spookystyle #spookyfun #spookyhalloween #spookyaesthetic #spookytime #spookybabe #spookychic #spookyseason #spookyqueen #spookyghost #ghostphotoshoot #spoopy #spoopyseason

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 13h

Oscar Chichoni, cover art for Starship Titanic, 1997

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Saki 🦄🪶✦Fae NTVtuber✦【NTVN】【V-Chunky】 @nightmaresakito.bsky.social · 1d

A beautiful native woman flipping the bird in response to Monday, Oct. 13th, Columbus Day. “Fuck Christopher Columbus.” Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 16h

Halo Studios art director Glenn Israel (Halo 3 ODST, Infinite): "No illusion of security nor promise of wealth or fame or power is worth trading away your health, your dignity, your ethics or values - and no one can force you to. Stay strong, take evidence when necessary, and find where you belong."

Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 22h

Halo art director leaves studio after 17 years with ominous message alluding to discontent

www.eurogamer.net/halo-art-dir...

A promotional Halo Infinite image showing a close-up of Master Chief's helmet held by his side while a lush landscape of lakes and mountains is visible in the background.

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22h

you know what fair

Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 13h

Having a job where I have work-related expenses is the worst bc I'll get a big cheque from my job and feel rich for 0.5 seconds before I have to immediately 90% of it to my credit card bill.

Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

My sister's shitty 20yo boyfriend, playing ChronoTrigger: I can't write Lara! There's no keyboard!
Me, 13: hm
Him: Goddamn it, she died! This game fucking sucks.
Me, 13: I've never played Nintendo, but doesn't the controller have letters?
Him: *dawning horror"
Me, 13: L, A, R, A... right?

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marycrispies @marycrispies.bsky.social · Jan 13

It's a date! 🍔✨

#fma #fullmetalalchemist

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 1d

Doomed Yuri? Doomed Yaoi?
You guys are sleeping on Doomed Homies

Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe that the protagonist of this romance isekai She's All That'd herself. "My eyesight improved due to herbal eye cream" fuck offfffff

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TheTextArc @thetextarc.bsky.social · 1d

once again thinking about this fanart of bubsy beating up some fascists

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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 1d

A ceasefire (that doesn't even seem to be being honored by the IDF) doesn't mean you get to suddenly make up with Microsoft.

BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · 1d

Boycott, Divest, Sanction: A ceasefire today will not stop Israel’s genocide against Palestinians, only meaningful accountability will.

Our work is not done!

Read more: loom.ly/TsJOHwo

Boycott, Divest, Sanction: A ceasefire today will not stop Israel’s genocide against Palestinians, only meaningful accountability will.

Our work is not done! The BDS movement calls on our millions of supporters worldwide to escalate pressure to end Israel’s genocide and its decades-old regime of settler-colonialism, apartheid, and ill...

loom.ly

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 1d

here’s the notes app speech we would have given ✊

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

Hello to all queer and trans people visiting my profile. I love you! Let's live to piss on their graves.

Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

SICK. this rules

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silas denver 🛸 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 1d

if you/someone u know does tattooing, flash art, or black and white art that can be turned into flash and are interested in giving some of your art to The Reproductive Freedom Fund of New Hampshire to help us fund abortion with our yearly tattoo drive, please message me or reply to this post!!

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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 1d

The studio is non-smoking, she brought that from home