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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb

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Looking to establish a clean algo. Nerd stuff, Bay Area sports, linguistics. Minority, minority owner @oaklandballers.bsky.social

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · Apr 30

COOL STUFF THREAD!

I am going to start a thread of all the cool stuff I’ve done in my life. This isn’t bragging. It’s reminding myself that I’ve had a good life.

I encourage all of you to post a similar thread and/or reply here with your cool life moments.

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 8h

No way!

I hit an RBI single off him on a 2-2 changeup in 2009.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

They’re the ones in the picture wearing the masks and camo.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

Self inflicted loss for SF

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

It was a goofy idea for us. Later I looked it up and there’s a bunch of videos on YouTube on how to do it. I had no idea.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

The TE was open. How disappointing for the Niners

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

Still in the shell. It was delicious. Like a smokey soft boiled egg.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 9h

Sort of. I was 10 so my impressions are those of a child.

I did love Paris for the food. It was also beautiful. Went to the Louvre before cell phones.

I think my favorite was Barcelona. We had lunch recess at Parque Guell. We lived near one of the main plazas. It was amazing.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 10h

Letting Baker cook the Niners on that run is super depressing.

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 10h

Drops are killing SF right now.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 11h

Also no one near 19 up the line for a TD.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 11h

This is where I hate the Saleh defense. No one anywhere near a guy running free underneath with 20 yards of space in front of him because we dropped 7 behind the sticks.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 11h

This is where I hate the Saleh defense. No one anywhere near a guy running free underneath with 20 yards of space in front of him because we dropped 7 behind the sticks.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 11h

This Mark Sanchez story is so bizarre

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t wait.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 12h

Rob banks with your surfing buddies.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 12h

I briefly held the record as the youngest person in the world.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 16h

I believe this is your paper for the Sloan conference.

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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 1d

They're not just lying they're freaking totally insane they live in some other kind of dystopian imaginary where black is white and up is down 🥴👇🏼

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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 1d

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability

we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 1d

How it started. How it’s going.

Onion article headline Teammates Unnerved as Translator Begins Referring to Ohtani as, The Host. Below is a comment correcting the word translator to, interpreter.

Same headline as in the previous photo but with translator changed to, interpreter.

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 1d

Yay! You changed it! Thank you! That’s real journalism right there.

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 1d

They should start with a runner on third. Also, banning the shift wasn’t enough. They shouldn’t allow IFs onto a part of the field that has grass. Also, switch it to 3 balls and 4 strikes.

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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 2d

I think it should be illegal for my brain to be mean to me. Like I’m YOU why are you beating me up.

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Ruckawriter @gregrucka.com · 2d

This is the game that never ends. You may have heard of it my friends. Some people started playing it not knowing what they’d done, and they’ll go on playing it forever just because it is the game that never ends, you may have heard of it my friends….

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 2d

Excellent analysis of who’s facing the hardest D.

Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 2d

Fun with DVOA schedule strength.

Colts offense goes from 30th schedule of opposing D so far to hardest remaining.

These offenses go from Top 5 hard schedules of opposing D so far to bottom 10 easiest remaining: Ravens, Bengals, Bucs, Commanders

Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 2d

Cal clearly a grad of the Ricky Bobby school of interviews.