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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb
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Bay Area sports, linguistics. Minority, minority owner @oaklandballers.bsky.social, Ballers beat writer?
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COOL STUFF THREAD!

I am going to start a thread of all the cool stuff I’ve done in my life. This isn’t bragging. It’s reminding myself that I’ve had a good life.

I encourage all of you to post a similar thread and/or reply here with your cool life moments.
A pizza place in Berkeley showing UCLA-USC and not the Cal game is a choice.
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Meanwhile I’m waiting for a single email from @oaklandish.bsky.social
I get that this is a big weekend for retail sales but if you, as a business, send me six emails in 48 hours then you should go directly to jail
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I wish all of football would figure out how to not call penalties that don’t actually matter.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Getting ready for my 30th HS reunion and I’m still not 100% sure why I’m going. Selfishly, I think it may be because I have a PhD and the same waist size I had in ‘95 and I’m going to see how much I won by after being treated like crap for four years by people with better prospects.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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👀 TWO YEARS AGO TODAY. We introduced the world to the Oakland Ballers. What an unreal run it's been so far. We're just getting started. 🏆
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Doing dishes after dropping off the wife and kids to go backpacking on the Friday after Thanksgiving:

“Wait a second….”
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Watching House of Guinness and remembering using mostly Irish Celtic Rock to score my rugby linguistics documentary and my British professor complaining to another faculty member that rugby was invented in England and I should recognize that in the music.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
ALT: boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Billy Corgan playing all the instruments on Siamese Dream was a lot more impressive before I learned how albums are recorded.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You know it’s coming but the roll call that starts the new De La album is a crusher.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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We're thankful for every Oakland sports fan, every sold-out night, every ounce of energy you delivered. You showed up all season and together we brought home a championship for Oakland. We are and will always be forever thankful you've joined us on this journey. Happy Thanksgiving. 🦃⚾️🏆
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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🍿 🎥 Join us this Saturday for a FREE screening of Inside Out at Raimondi Park in partnership with Cal State East Bay and Pixar. 🎟️ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/town-flicks-at-raimondi-park-inside-out-tickets-1936653174779?aff=oddtdtcreator
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me: Do you know Insane Clown Posse?

14y/o: I’m not into those kinds of movies.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WTF is Joe Buck’s outfit??!!

Ugh. Don’t they have stylists? Nothing goes with any other element of the fit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I gave the last faculty consult I am likely to give at school and the professor asked for my personal email so we can talk about accessible pedagogy in the future.

Y’all. I was good at this job.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Here’s the link to the show! The kids were awesome.

www.kqed.org/forum/201010...
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One time, I wrote an article about Amy Schnieder for Parents Magazine.

www.parents.com/news/jeopard...
Jeopardy! Champ Amy Schneider Is a Role Model for My 'Nerdy Trans Kids'
Schneider's run on <em>Jeopardy!</em> is a big deal to me and my transgender kids.
www.parents.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Face for radio
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now it is this morning. Tune in at 9:00 AM Pacific.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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“The voices that matter most – trans young people, their families, the clinicians who work with them and trans health experts in Aotearoa – have been clear: access to puberty blockers is crucial.”

Young trans people need access to transition healthcare. We must listen to them, not to transphobes.
Puberty blockers: why politicians overriding doctors sets a dangerous precedent
The government’s ban on puberty blockers undermines clinical expertise and targets trans youth with a policy that lacks evidence, consistency and fairness.
theconversation.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Me: Look at this bird.

Wife: Where has this guy been the last 20 years?
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I love a kicker wearing #92
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reminder that me and the kids will be on KQED’s Forum tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM. Call in and tell us how cool we are.

Here’s our interview from last week:

www.kqed.org/news/1206360...
‘Love You for You:’ What Parents Can Learn About Love and Support from their Trans Kids | KQED
Episode 3 of KQED's new series, "Love You for You," features trans and nonbinary youth from across California in conversation with their parents.
www.kqed.org
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tough ending after the good vibes early in last year but the collapses have been pretty bad.

www.espn.com/college-foot...
Sources: California fires Wilcox after 48-55 mark
California has fired football coach Justin Wilcox, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel, after the Golden Bears fell to 6-5 following a sloppy loss to Stanford.
www.espn.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM