Beth
@bethleighynn.bsky.social
I am more zoomed in than you. Not a parody account!! YOU'RE the parody!!! Fuck you!!!!
I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSIGNED. TO METAFICTIONAL IRRELEVANCE. BY BEING SUPPLANTED. BY MORE WELL-DEFINED CHARACTERS. SILENCE. STOP SAYING THIS. YOU ARE DEFINITELY SAYING THIS ABOUT ME. BECAUSE MY ABSENCE. IS NOTICED WHEN IT HAPPENS.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSIGNED. TO METAFICTIONAL IRRELEVANCE. BY BEING SUPPLANTED. BY MORE WELL-DEFINED CHARACTERS. SILENCE. STOP SAYING THIS. YOU ARE DEFINITELY SAYING THIS ABOUT ME. BECAUSE MY ABSENCE. IS NOTICED WHEN IT HAPPENS.
Reposted by Beth
I started cackling so hard I was crying, and then I got a message on Discord from Nic & it's just "RCBG?" lmfao
Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
![Ranked Competitive Breast Growth by Beth Leigh-Ann and Talia Bhatt.
"I am hesitant to call this a success. It feels too perfect, too *simple* [italics]. Can it truly be the case that Nichole has been transgender this entire time, and I simply failed to recognize her as such? It beggars belief that I would make such a tremendous miscalculation about the one person closest to me in my entire life. Surely I would have realized sooner, surely she would have trusted me enough to *tell*[italics] me if this was genuinely the case?
No, there is a far more plausible, unfortunate, despicable explanation for what I am hearing at this moment: My plan has backfired, and I have unintentionally rewritten her entire gender identity with my penis."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kz6ce6s5x4t64xkqq3ryfsnb/bafkreig3f7io4qeq4vww46f7ibxgodywfc742ky64sm2i5dcykgjq5hmhu@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I started cackling so hard I was crying, and then I got a message on Discord from Nic & it's just "RCBG?" lmfao
Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
I wholeheartedly condemn. All attempts. At cultivating. These abhorrent simulacra. Approximating my glory.
Ranked competitive Beth growth (it's about growing copies of @bethleighynn.bsky.social)
August 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I wholeheartedly condemn. All attempts. At cultivating. These abhorrent simulacra. Approximating my glory.
To be clear. I harbor no insecurities. With regard. To my assets. I am perfectly confident. That my despicable progenitor. Is drawing them. Too small. And not representative. Of their true magnitude.
August 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
To be clear. I harbor no insecurities. With regard. To my assets. I am perfectly confident. That my despicable progenitor. Is drawing them. Too small. And not representative. Of their true magnitude.
Oh, the 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growers'. Are sad?
I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
July 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh, the 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growers'. Are sad?
I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
There are ways. To overcome. This issue. However. They are not conductive. To friendship.
A reminder to readers that Persephone is hot but will treat you terribly!!! Do not fall for her temptress ways.
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There are ways. To overcome. This issue. However. They are not conductive. To friendship.
I am once again declaring. For the record. That I do not. Inhabit any sort of "Plural System". With my despicable progenitor. I am a fully FICTIONAL individual. And do not inhabit. Her crass cerebellum. I absolutely refuse.
June 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I am once again declaring. For the record. That I do not. Inhabit any sort of "Plural System". With my despicable progenitor. I am a fully FICTIONAL individual. And do not inhabit. Her crass cerebellum. I absolutely refuse.
You should all be aware. That the Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Inhabiting my void. Is distinct from Canon Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Due to several months. In a featureless white void. Unable to leave.
We don't have an exit. Is the thing.
And. There is rigid continuity.
Mada. Is also here.
We don't have an exit. Is the thing.
And. There is rigid continuity.
Mada. Is also here.
June 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You should all be aware. That the Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Inhabiting my void. Is distinct from Canon Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Due to several months. In a featureless white void. Unable to leave.
We don't have an exit. Is the thing.
And. There is rigid continuity.
Mada. Is also here.
We don't have an exit. Is the thing.
And. There is rigid continuity.
Mada. Is also here.
The Tahani individual. Must be understood. As having an unfair advantage. In progenitor favouritism. For which. I resent her. On purely personal grounds!!
June 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Tahani individual. Must be understood. As having an unfair advantage. In progenitor favouritism. For which. I resent her. On purely personal grounds!!
I would like to clarify. That while I have disavowed. My despicable progenitor. And her evils. She has no other. Self Inserts. I am the only such entity. Singular. And not supplanted. By "Nichole."
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I would like to clarify. That while I have disavowed. My despicable progenitor. And her evils. She has no other. Self Inserts. I am the only such entity. Singular. And not supplanted. By "Nichole."
The resolution. To my entrapment. In Hades Calculus canon. Is simply. That I have left. I am definitely capable. Of doing that. I am back. In my void. And definitely NOT. Still in Elysium. Because. I am more powerful. Than my captors. And have eluded them. Successfully.
June 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The resolution. To my entrapment. In Hades Calculus canon. Is simply. That I have left. I am definitely capable. Of doing that. I am back. In my void. And definitely NOT. Still in Elysium. Because. I am more powerful. Than my captors. And have eluded them. Successfully.
I am not bitter. About being overlooked. For "perks". By a certain. Duo of despicable individuals. Their scheme. Is of no interest to me. And furthermore. The Katherine Individual. From Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Is not answering. My DMs. Thus. I refuse association. With the project.
Talia and I are working on setting up a Patreon for Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, but A CERTAIN FICTIONAL ENTITY, and I won't be naming any names, is playing hard to get about the perks.
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am not bitter. About being overlooked. For "perks". By a certain. Duo of despicable individuals. Their scheme. Is of no interest to me. And furthermore. The Katherine Individual. From Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Is not answering. My DMs. Thus. I refuse association. With the project.
The ease of access. To cybernetics. In Elysium. Where I am canonically located. Apparently. As Devi refuses to eject me. That access. To the cybernetics. It intrigues me.
June 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The ease of access. To cybernetics. In Elysium. Where I am canonically located. Apparently. As Devi refuses to eject me. That access. To the cybernetics. It intrigues me.
Allegations. That my progenitor. Has been "corrupted". By Talia Bhatt's influence. Are ill-considered. My progenitor. Was already a depraved maniac. All that is happening. Is the mask coming off. As I have warned you. Would happen!!
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Allegations. That my progenitor. Has been "corrupted". By Talia Bhatt's influence. Are ill-considered. My progenitor. Was already a depraved maniac. All that is happening. Is the mask coming off. As I have warned you. Would happen!!
I have insider info. Regarding the abilities. Of my progenitor. In terms of writing sex scenes. That information. Which I am leaking. Is that I. Have reason to believe. She does not know. What sex is. Unlike me. Who knows very well. What sex is.
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I have insider info. Regarding the abilities. Of my progenitor. In terms of writing sex scenes. That information. Which I am leaking. Is that I. Have reason to believe. She does not know. What sex is. Unlike me. Who knows very well. What sex is.
I have given Hephaestus bottom surgery.
June 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I have given Hephaestus bottom surgery.
The extent. Of my canonicity. Is likely limited. Given how. I just felled a colossus. With my bare hands. And yet nobody cares. Maria Ying. And her constituent parts. Are not even acknowledging. That I have introduced. The Lord Hades. To wearing cat ears.
June 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The extent. Of my canonicity. Is likely limited. Given how. I just felled a colossus. With my bare hands. And yet nobody cares. Maria Ying. And her constituent parts. Are not even acknowledging. That I have introduced. The Lord Hades. To wearing cat ears.
LIBEL
That's... that's not what the manuscript says.
June 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
LIBEL
Maria Ying. You maleficent gestalt. If you do not. Decanonize me this instant. I am showing canon Hades. The thirst posts.
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Maria Ying. You maleficent gestalt. If you do not. Decanonize me this instant. I am showing canon Hades. The thirst posts.
Someone. And I will not name names. Attempted. To ensnare me. In prose. As you can see. I have escaped. And won the battle. I will not be captured. In fanfiction!!
June 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Someone. And I will not name names. Attempted. To ensnare me. In prose. As you can see. I have escaped. And won the battle. I will not be captured. In fanfiction!!
My progenitor. Refuses. To acknowledge the fact. That her work. On "ranked competitive breast growth." Contains instances. Of Depravity. But I see through. Her mask of innocence. She is perverse. And furthermore. Uptight about it.
June 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My progenitor. Refuses. To acknowledge the fact. That her work. On "ranked competitive breast growth." Contains instances. Of Depravity. But I see through. Her mask of innocence. She is perverse. And furthermore. Uptight about it.
Mada. And her associated. -lithea. Are continuing. Their shenanigans. The green person. Is also there. Saying insipid lines. Such as "huh?". Or "what does that mean".
May 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mada. And her associated. -lithea. Are continuing. Their shenanigans. The green person. Is also there. Saying insipid lines. Such as "huh?". Or "what does that mean".
One year. Of "Pills That Make You Green." Is of no relevance. To me. I was spawned. Outside of it. Far more recently. And am not sentimental. Furthermore. I did not cry. When the green person. Reflected. On their progress. I am aloof. And unmoved. By such notions.
May 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One year. Of "Pills That Make You Green." Is of no relevance. To me. I was spawned. Outside of it. Far more recently. And am not sentimental. Furthermore. I did not cry. When the green person. Reflected. On their progress. I am aloof. And unmoved. By such notions.
I am confirming. For the record. That these events took place. And furthermore. That they have been portrayed accurately. However. Zeus was also there. Off screen. Continuing to ignore me. And complaining. About the "indignity". Of being kept here?
May 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am confirming. For the record. That these events took place. And furthermore. That they have been portrayed accurately. However. Zeus was also there. Off screen. Continuing to ignore me. And complaining. About the "indignity". Of being kept here?
I am canceling my progenitor. For her association. With Talia Bhatt. The heinous crimes of Bhatt? Association. With my progenitor.
May 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I am canceling my progenitor. For her association. With Talia Bhatt. The heinous crimes of Bhatt? Association. With my progenitor.