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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 3d

One of our favorite moments from Ch 18 of #WhatsTheTea 😂

It’s so much fun writing Stolas being so sassy and cheeky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #CoffeeshopAU #Stolitz

"Bitch, whaddya mean you won't let me pay you!
That's illegal!"
"Oh, pish-tosh, I'm happily donating my time!
There's paperwork you can file for that, you know,"
Stolas smiled as he pointed out.
"I knew that!" Blitzo clearly did not. But it was also clear that he didn't care. He blatantly thought it was wrong for his lover to work for him for free, which was adorable to a heartbreaking degree!
"I just... I don't ever want to take advantage...,"
Blitzo tried to plead.
Stolas, ever with that Autistic habit of interrupting, cut Blitzo off in his haste to be understood while the latter got a flat, annoyed look on his face that nearly provoked the former into squealing Cute Aggression!
"Darling, I promise you are not taking advantage of me!" he laughed! Why, the very idea! "Working in the dish pit has been a relief, and that alone should convey the sheer amount of privilege I have! I don't need or want your money, my love, but you certainly do. Need it, I mean."

He couldn't help but adore when Blitzo decided to be cheeky! "Oh, you don't want my money," he mocked without ire or malice. "What, my money not good enough for you, rich bitch?" He capped the unserious challenge with a wink and a kiss.
Stolas laughed, kissing his boyfriend's palm with an affectionate nip. "Dearest, if you're going to insist on lavishing me with your money, you're going to have to be more creative than just trying to disguise it in a paycheck."
That bit of sass, and the cute little peck on the nose he gave to punctuate it, had earned a guffawing, appreciative, "Ohhhhh, you audacious motherfucker!" from his beloved right then, followed by the most delectable, hair-pulling, neck-biting spanking in the supply closet where Blitzo dragged him after the shop had closed!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 58m

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire

ALT: a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire

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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 1h

One of the interviewers yesterday asked if we'd been able to hang and make friends with the Helluva cast, and I said I have loved becoming friends with Brandon Rogers, "someone who is not in Hazbin Hotel" and @vivziepop.bsky.social was like "AMIR NO!" lolololololol

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 12h

EVERY TIME!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Ironically, this is exactly how we get “enriched” white bread.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Independent C-SPAN caller to Rep. Mark Alford: "You're taking credit for $50b that you just gave to the hospital industry. That's after you took away $150b. You don't take credit for just giving back a little bit of money after taking away so much. So quit lying. It just makes you look horrible."

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

The way he says “I have my ways, darling” makes us weak in the knees every time, ngl 🥵

Seriously, “darling” was always so blah to us before, what with the “yes, dear 🙄” sitcoms we grew up with

But Stolas says it like he means it and we’re left slain going “I WANNA BE CALLED DARLING! 😭😭😭😭😭😭”

𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 @hellaverse-frames.bsky.social · 13h

Helluva Boss | Truth Seekers (S1E6)
Frame: 28110/32355

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

So if she wasn’t gonna give anything about that drama in music (yet; there’s no way it ain’t coming eventually), the next best thing was this nothingburger-by-comparison drama with Charli XCX

Cause if you can’t/won’t give Swifties the drama they crave yet, better than no drama at all

#GirlMath

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Not only was she not directly singing about it, Taylor even preemptively shut down the possibility of anyone asking her questions about Blake in any of her PR for #TheLifeOfAShowgirl

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

With everyone wanting the musical tea about the Blake fallout, I think the Delulus and even some of the Reasonables would have been baying for the blood that wasn’t in the bathtub water.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

We already see how upsetti spaghetti a bunch of the SUPER DELULU ones are over the fact that this was a happier album at all!

Imagine if Taylor had just not included any drama to digest whatsoever?

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Honestly, I think the Charli XCX thing got slipped in as a decoy.

Sorta like “I know y’all are expecting some drama on this record, but I’m not going to give you my fallout with Blake. Scratch your heads over this instead” and BOOM! We’ve got “Actually Romantic”

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Jason Kelce described the tone of the song as “ominous” in the latest New Heights and THAT is EXACTLY IT.

She’s not outright addressing Blake because she doesn’t want that fallout to steal the focus of what is otherwise her madly-in-love era.

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

(Kinda like when you’re having a conversation with the people who fit the bill of what you’re talking about while passive-aggressively talking loud enough to subtly mock the one standing nearby who actually earned her cancellation. Does that make sense?)

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Secondly, even as Taylor says that the song is about standing with people who’ve been cancelled for nonsense-level shit, let’s consider the darker undertone of the music production, shall we?

To me it has a staunch vibe like - towards Blake

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

And let’s also not forget that Taylor is having herself officially removed as the legal godmother to Blake’s kids.

It literally does not get more DONE than removing all possibilities for future manipulation attempts, including un-godmothering oneself.

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Seeing as how this is not even remotely the first time Taylor has had a friend turn back-stabby on her?

Kanye & Kim released doctored recordings of phone conversations & Taylor has been eviscerating them for it ever since.

Y’all REALLY THINK she’d be ok w/Blake making threats to do similar? 🤨

a man wearing a chicago bulls shirt says let 's be real here for a second ..

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

People swearing up and down that CANCELLED! is Taylor defending Blake and I’m like “Uh… No???”

If she’s referencing Blake at all, it’s a diss in the line “You know exactly who your friends are”

Cause let’s not forget: Blake tried to strong-arm Taylor by threatening to show their private texts.

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Kaz-o'-lantern 🎃 HB Spoilers @kayzowl.com · 2d

naked snuggles #stolitz #kazdraws

sketch of Blitz and Stolas hugging and curled around each other, eyes closed and sleepy.

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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 15h

Once a dirty bird, always a dirty bird ☺️

#stolitz #hellavkinktober @hellavkinktober.bsky.social

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Frames of Hellaverse @hellaverseframes.bsky.social · 15h

#HelluvaBoss"text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400">#HelluvaBossTHE CIRCUS (S2E1)
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Char @teaandcharcoal.bsky.social · 16h

So TIL premiere can generate a transcript for you now, which you can edit word by word when it fucks up and turn that into captions.

Big youtubers really have no excuse for auto-generated subtitles now.

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The Violet System @avtheta.bsky.social · 17h

(Jade) So, Lute, how fast do you plan on falling? Honestly, you’re not staying in Heaven at this rate and I don’t think you’re going to get your revenge.

youtu.be/G1C1MFv7CKU?...

Gravity - Hazbin Hotel | Prime Video

YouTube video by Vivziepop

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 15h

True!

(If he thinks a jouster is being rough with their horse, guaranteed Blitzø goes as far as planning an actual hit job on them 😂)

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 15h

Plus there’s their “play dead” thing, which isn’t even actually playing dead; it’s them literally fainting

(Thank you #CasualGeographic for teaching me that)

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 15h

Blitzø would also be cheering on the jousts 😁

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ivi💫 @ivivenus.bsky.social · 16h

Me everytime there's Hellaverse news:

a group of people in blue clothes are standing together

ALT: a group of people in blue clothes are standing together

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