BigHairyYeti
@bighairyyeti.bsky.social
He/Him
I spend a lot of time pestering streamers.
I once got a Meteorologist to say "pancake emergency" on air.
Video game degenerate.
The horrors persist but I remain silly.
ALL CRINGE NO HINGE
I spend a lot of time pestering streamers.
I once got a Meteorologist to say "pancake emergency" on air.
Video game degenerate.
The horrors persist but I remain silly.
ALL CRINGE NO HINGE
Pinned
I ran into Victor Frankenstein buying cheese. I thought he was holding a block of gouda, but it was actually Frankenstein's Muenster.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I ran into Victor Frankenstein buying cheese. I thought he was holding a block of gouda, but it was actually Frankenstein's Muenster.
Skynet designed Terminators with butts but they had no waste function which means it was entirely an aesthetic choice which means Skynet became self-aware and became an ass man.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Skynet designed Terminators with butts but they had no waste function which means it was entirely an aesthetic choice which means Skynet became self-aware and became an ass man.
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
Pooped at Publix. Take THAT corporate america.
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pooped at Publix. Take THAT corporate america.
The rapture happened but only like, 6 people qualified. God needs to lower his standards.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The rapture happened but only like, 6 people qualified. God needs to lower his standards.
Insecure men will look at Hunter Schafer and say "NiCe AdAm'S ApPlE" because "Apple" is the safe word to calm their raging erections.
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Insecure men will look at Hunter Schafer and say "NiCe AdAm'S ApPlE" because "Apple" is the safe word to calm their raging erections.
I'll straight up use a publix bag at walmart and a walmart bag at publix i dont give a fuck
June 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I'll straight up use a publix bag at walmart and a walmart bag at publix i dont give a fuck
"Why don't witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on the broom."
To get a better grip on the broom."
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Why don't witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on the broom."
To get a better grip on the broom."
New phrase just dropped. "I dont negotiate with emotional terrorists."
May 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New phrase just dropped. "I dont negotiate with emotional terrorists."
Updated Greek myths.
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Updated Greek myths.
Guy passed me going 45 in the turning lane on a 3 lane road. Just to end up behind the guy 100 feet in front of me who was also going 45. We all ended up at the same stoplight. Congrats bro.
May 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Guy passed me going 45 in the turning lane on a 3 lane road. Just to end up behind the guy 100 feet in front of me who was also going 45. We all ended up at the same stoplight. Congrats bro.
Things that can ruin an orgy.
An airhorn.
Hot sauce.
A house fire.
Flourescent lights.
Legos.
An airhorn.
Hot sauce.
A house fire.
Flourescent lights.
Legos.
May 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Things that can ruin an orgy.
An airhorn.
Hot sauce.
A house fire.
Flourescent lights.
Legos.
An airhorn.
Hot sauce.
A house fire.
Flourescent lights.
Legos.
I'm creating a device that measures the frequency of sexual overtones in biomechanical artwork.
I'm calling it an H.R. Giger Counter.
I'm calling it an H.R. Giger Counter.
April 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm creating a device that measures the frequency of sexual overtones in biomechanical artwork.
I'm calling it an H.R. Giger Counter.
I'm calling it an H.R. Giger Counter.
Woman in the Yard is just milennial horror.
"Imagine having visitors"
"Imagine having visitors"
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Woman in the Yard is just milennial horror.
"Imagine having visitors"
"Imagine having visitors"
Have you heard about these Chilean guys making doomsday preparations by repurposing cookware into helmets?
Oh. You've never heard of the Head Pot Chile Preppers?
Oh. You've never heard of the Head Pot Chile Preppers?
March 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Have you heard about these Chilean guys making doomsday preparations by repurposing cookware into helmets?
Oh. You've never heard of the Head Pot Chile Preppers?
Oh. You've never heard of the Head Pot Chile Preppers?
If they wanted us to grow up, they shouldn't have turned the world into a series of relentless horrors.
February 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If they wanted us to grow up, they shouldn't have turned the world into a series of relentless horrors.
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Imagining what it would've been like as a 14 year old in my sex ed class to learn that also some people aren't interested in sex and dating and/or don't experience that kind of attraction. Instead I went on to be very confused for 2 decades.
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Imagining what it would've been like as a 14 year old in my sex ed class to learn that also some people aren't interested in sex and dating and/or don't experience that kind of attraction. Instead I went on to be very confused for 2 decades.
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When I was a kid everyone used to whine about politically correctness gone mad, then it was all too woke, now it is DEI. Humans just tumbling around in chaos, renaming and repackaging the same pisswater
January 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When I was a kid everyone used to whine about politically correctness gone mad, then it was all too woke, now it is DEI. Humans just tumbling around in chaos, renaming and repackaging the same pisswater
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
I've been at this work long enough that I've run out of fucks regarding any pretense so I'll just say "Running late because it's Monday and Mondays are terrible" and people seem to appreciate the honesty and sentiment.
January 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I've been at this work long enough that I've run out of fucks regarding any pretense so I'll just say "Running late because it's Monday and Mondays are terrible" and people seem to appreciate the honesty and sentiment.
I dont have any radar love but i do have a sonar friend with benefits.
January 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I dont have any radar love but i do have a sonar friend with benefits.
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Owen Wilson being held upside down by his ankles: MOM
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Owen Wilson being held upside down by his ankles: MOM