antonio conte's meditation coach
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music prof, percussionist, audio engineer, music technologist, vcv addict, coffee dork, scotchologist, liverpool fc, generally has good ideas, sometimes not
I named my fists Lou Harrison and John Cage because after I finish with you in my Perilous Chapel you'll be moving As Slow As Possible
I named my fists John Adams and John Luther Adams because after they take you on a Short Ride in a Fast Machine your ass is gonna Become Ocean
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I named my fists Lou Harrison and John Cage because after I finish with you in my Perilous Chapel you'll be moving As Slow As Possible
I named my fists Steve and Reich because they have to like open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show you
I named my fists John Adams and John Luther Adams because after they take you on a Short Ride in a Fast Machine your ass is gonna Become Ocean
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I named my fists Steve and Reich because they have to like open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show you
I named my fists Arm & Hammer because I'm half-confused about anatomy but not at all confused about what's going to happen to your face
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I named my fists Arm & Hammer because I'm half-confused about anatomy but not at all confused about what's going to happen to your face
Commissioning Def Leppard to write the outro credits song for Attack of the Clones
I legitimately love this terrible end credits song that just recounts the themes of the film
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Commissioning Def Leppard to write the outro credits song for Attack of the Clones
Teaching music, one of the biggest things that streaming services have obliterated is the question, "what's in your record collection?"
i've also noticed for years a kind of melancholy that's formed around the hyperabundance of "content." once questions like "what should i listen to? what should i read?" were answered by a numbingly infinite availability of everything ever made, the question shifted to "_why_ should i listen/read?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Teaching music, one of the biggest things that streaming services have obliterated is the question, "what's in your record collection?"
a counterweight to my previous quote-post
Reading a gloomy thread about students who won’t or can’t read or learn and then thinking about the conferences I’ve been having with my students who are writing essays on David Copperfield. Anecdotes are not data and these are upper year majors but they seem generally keen and engaged.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
a counterweight to my previous quote-post
v useful thread with some v useful replies
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
v useful thread with some v useful replies
Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana
Fight Test, The Flaming Lips
21st Century Schizoid Man, KC
Intro, X-Ecutioners
Welcome to the Working Week, Elvis Costello
Fight Test, The Flaming Lips
21st Century Schizoid Man, KC
Intro, X-Ecutioners
Welcome to the Working Week, Elvis Costello
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana
Fight Test, The Flaming Lips
21st Century Schizoid Man, KC
Intro, X-Ecutioners
Welcome to the Working Week, Elvis Costello
Fight Test, The Flaming Lips
21st Century Schizoid Man, KC
Intro, X-Ecutioners
Welcome to the Working Week, Elvis Costello
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
i'm just the panthers
nobody loves me
nobody loves me
Why is Monday Night Football using the 50th anniversary of Bohemian Rhapsody as the lead-in story for the 49ers-Panthers? Why?
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i'm just the panthers
nobody loves me
nobody loves me
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The great thing about being a bard is that returning to ancient times would actually improve your wages
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The great thing about being a bard is that returning to ancient times would actually improve your wages
Let's Remember a Guy
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Let's Remember a Guy
I'm a serious man, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm a serious man, Charlie Brown.
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i don’t think it is appreciated enough how much roberts has right-wing legal theoried himself into being a dumbass
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i don’t think it is appreciated enough how much roberts has right-wing legal theoried himself into being a dumbass
Task 2: Electric Ruffaloo
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Task 2: Electric Ruffaloo
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
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Every Philip Seymour Hoffman line delivery in The Big Lebowski is perfect but the "necessary means for a—necessary means for a" disfluency is otherworldly
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Every Philip Seymour Hoffman line delivery in The Big Lebowski is perfect but the "necessary means for a—necessary means for a" disfluency is otherworldly
Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
leopards/faces
This is a Texas Republican who was part of the January 6th mob
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
leopards/faces
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
The Big Lebowski's "mark it, dude," but fascist.
"Read it. 5 shots, 7 holes." Border patrol agent who shot Chicago woman boasted about it in Signal text messages with colleagues, reports @reuters.com.
Border patrol agent who shot Chicago woman boasted about it in text messages
A federal agent who shot a Chicago woman multiple times after he said she struck his vehicle with her own bragged about his shooting skills in text messages with other agents, according to records presented Wednesday at a hearing in the case against the woman.
www.reuters.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Big Lebowski's "mark it, dude," but fascist.
True, and pleading for understanding here: growing up in Buffalo, the Sabres' "flying angry goat head" experiment started in my late teens and everyone hated it.
Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
True, and pleading for understanding here: growing up in Buffalo, the Sabres' "flying angry goat head" experiment started in my late teens and everyone hated it.
syllabus - pdf demon that sucks the life out of teachers
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
syllabus - pdf demon that sucks the life out of teachers