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Billy Yurkas
@billyurkas.bsky.social
Lover of dogs, creator of things, champion loafer.
The only reason Dangerous Animals popped up on my radar was because of Hassie Harrison who was great in Tacoma F.D.. Didn’t have high expectations cause shark movie, but good times, definitely recommend!
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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I'm getting out of the hospital today and I could use some help, if you're able. Even taking the time to check it out or share means more than I can say.

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February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Watching a video of Kermit the Frog singing with a chorus, cause living my best life, and at first I thought how sad I’d be to see that live with the puppeteer, but then I realized, what puppeteer?
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I was addicted to sketch comedy when I was little and, seeing Beetlejuice in the theater at seven years old, I remember excitedly exclaiming to my folks "Catherine O'Hara!" when she popped up. I don't know that there's been a conscious moment in my life where I didn't think the world of her. RIP.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Peewee: Hey, Widower Wilson! What was the touch of your late wife like?

Widower Wilson: I don’t REMEMBER….

Peewee and the playhouse crew: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

#gettingdark
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Parking lot: Scan QR code to pay for parking.
Me: Leave and never come back. Got it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Prove to me that the soulless-eyed dog-killing puppet lady didn't cut off her own toes in a desperate bid to make the glass slipper fit in the original version of Cinderella.
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die! He just sits there… living forever…. staring at you with good cheer in his heart and the light in his eyes fading to boredom. “God end this, just this one” he mutters as those around him feel the joy to which he’s grown numb.
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Going to work on Sunday, someone texting swerved into my lane and course corrected before we had a head-on collision. Same thing happened yesterday to a less dramatic effect, but then someone whipped out of a driveway, just missing me, breaks work tho! Today there’s snow and ice to add into the mix…
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Stranger Things is at a point in the 80s where I’m going to be disappointed if they don’t include a robot sidekick who comes to life after being struck by lightning.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This video is comedy gold if you come at it thinking the people waking up in the church have no idea how they got there, who anyone else is, who dressed them, why the band is singing at them with such intense eye contact and, when they leave, where are they and what's even happening?
Alphaville - Forever Young (Official Video HD)
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November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My mom is recovering from surgery and, to cheer her up/torture her (:P), I was looking up how to play the M*A*S*H* theme song which is called "Suicide is Painless" and now everything online is telling me where to get help or seek counseling. It's good that's a thing, but I just want to M*A*S*H*...
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When I first read The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, I realized Ichabod Crane is really the story’s antagonist. Watching the Disney adaptation that I’ve seen at least over 40 times and, realizing just now, all the characters are pretty awful save for Ichabod’s horse.
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Watching the “Halloweenie” episode of Pete and Pete and, man, it’s breaking my heart seeing Michelle Trachtenberg.

Still one of the best Halloween specials any show has ever made!
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So much for looking forward to that new Mass Effect game….
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I will be happy to resubscribe to Disney+/Hulu and buy tickets to see Mandalorian and Grogu when Disney shows it can stand up to fascism. Until then? Oh well.
September 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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JD Vance said that Kimmel got canceled because his ratings were bad. If low approval numbers are all we need to fire unpopular figures... ?
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Me: I’m preordering this for my goddaughter!

Walmart/Target: Ooh! Look what we get to cancel and resolicit for someone else to buy and/or get canceled on!
September 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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5 days left to back my art book! www.kickstarter.com/projects/oni... Thanks for the support & for bearing with me while I spam!
August 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I held a baby goat today. It was the best. Like, definitely a win I didn’t know I needed and am better off to have had. Just, y’all, if you get the chance, hug a baby goat and just feel better in general.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My aunt called and my deceased cousin's name came up on the caller ID. I just froze. Almost didn't answer. Mind went blank. Grief hits in such weird ways. #hugyourlovedones
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@preternia.com can you please ask the Hasbro crew at some point if they can add a tier to Pulse memberships that would guarantee exclusives for those who are willing to pay to bypass the hassle of dealing with these two minute sellouts?
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM