Billy Yurkas
@billyurkas.bsky.social
Lover of dogs, creator of things, champion loafer.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die! He just sits there… living forever…. staring at you with good cheer in his heart and the light in his eyes fading to boredom. “God end this, just this one” he mutters as those around him feel the joy to which he’s grown numb.
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die! He just sits there… living forever…. staring at you with good cheer in his heart and the light in his eyes fading to boredom. “God end this, just this one” he mutters as those around him feel the joy to which he’s grown numb.
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I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas
Going to work on Sunday, someone texting swerved into my lane and course corrected before we had a head-on collision. Same thing happened yesterday to a less dramatic effect, but then someone whipped out of a driveway, just missing me, breaks work tho! Today there’s snow and ice to add into the mix…
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Going to work on Sunday, someone texting swerved into my lane and course corrected before we had a head-on collision. Same thing happened yesterday to a less dramatic effect, but then someone whipped out of a driveway, just missing me, breaks work tho! Today there’s snow and ice to add into the mix…
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Stranger Things is at a point in the 80s where I’m going to be disappointed if they don’t include a robot sidekick who comes to life after being struck by lightning.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Stranger Things is at a point in the 80s where I’m going to be disappointed if they don’t include a robot sidekick who comes to life after being struck by lightning.
This video is comedy gold if you come at it thinking the people waking up in the church have no idea how they got there, who anyone else is, who dressed them, why the band is singing at them with such intense eye contact and, when they leave, where are they and what's even happening?
Alphaville - Forever Young (Official Video HD)
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November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This video is comedy gold if you come at it thinking the people waking up in the church have no idea how they got there, who anyone else is, who dressed them, why the band is singing at them with such intense eye contact and, when they leave, where are they and what's even happening?
My mom is recovering from surgery and, to cheer her up/torture her (:P), I was looking up how to play the M*A*S*H* theme song which is called "Suicide is Painless" and now everything online is telling me where to get help or seek counseling. It's good that's a thing, but I just want to M*A*S*H*...
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My mom is recovering from surgery and, to cheer her up/torture her (:P), I was looking up how to play the M*A*S*H* theme song which is called "Suicide is Painless" and now everything online is telling me where to get help or seek counseling. It's good that's a thing, but I just want to M*A*S*H*...
When I first read The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, I realized Ichabod Crane is really the story’s antagonist. Watching the Disney adaptation that I’ve seen at least over 40 times and, realizing just now, all the characters are pretty awful save for Ichabod’s horse.
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When I first read The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, I realized Ichabod Crane is really the story’s antagonist. Watching the Disney adaptation that I’ve seen at least over 40 times and, realizing just now, all the characters are pretty awful save for Ichabod’s horse.
Watching the “Halloweenie” episode of Pete and Pete and, man, it’s breaking my heart seeing Michelle Trachtenberg.
Still one of the best Halloween specials any show has ever made!
Still one of the best Halloween specials any show has ever made!
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching the “Halloweenie” episode of Pete and Pete and, man, it’s breaking my heart seeing Michelle Trachtenberg.
Still one of the best Halloween specials any show has ever made!
Still one of the best Halloween specials any show has ever made!
So much for looking forward to that new Mass Effect game….
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So much for looking forward to that new Mass Effect game….
I will be happy to resubscribe to Disney+/Hulu and buy tickets to see Mandalorian and Grogu when Disney shows it can stand up to fascism. Until then? Oh well.
September 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I will be happy to resubscribe to Disney+/Hulu and buy tickets to see Mandalorian and Grogu when Disney shows it can stand up to fascism. Until then? Oh well.
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JD Vance said that Kimmel got canceled because his ratings were bad. If low approval numbers are all we need to fire unpopular figures... ?
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
JD Vance said that Kimmel got canceled because his ratings were bad. If low approval numbers are all we need to fire unpopular figures... ?
Me: I’m preordering this for my goddaughter!
Walmart/Target: Ooh! Look what we get to cancel and resolicit for someone else to buy and/or get canceled on!
Walmart/Target: Ooh! Look what we get to cancel and resolicit for someone else to buy and/or get canceled on!
September 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me: I’m preordering this for my goddaughter!
Walmart/Target: Ooh! Look what we get to cancel and resolicit for someone else to buy and/or get canceled on!
Walmart/Target: Ooh! Look what we get to cancel and resolicit for someone else to buy and/or get canceled on!
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5 days left to back my art book! www.kickstarter.com/projects/oni... Thanks for the support & for bearing with me while I spam!
August 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
5 days left to back my art book! www.kickstarter.com/projects/oni... Thanks for the support & for bearing with me while I spam!
I held a baby goat today. It was the best. Like, definitely a win I didn’t know I needed and am better off to have had. Just, y’all, if you get the chance, hug a baby goat and just feel better in general.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I held a baby goat today. It was the best. Like, definitely a win I didn’t know I needed and am better off to have had. Just, y’all, if you get the chance, hug a baby goat and just feel better in general.
My aunt called and my deceased cousin's name came up on the caller ID. I just froze. Almost didn't answer. Mind went blank. Grief hits in such weird ways. #hugyourlovedones
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My aunt called and my deceased cousin's name came up on the caller ID. I just froze. Almost didn't answer. Mind went blank. Grief hits in such weird ways. #hugyourlovedones
@preternia.com can you please ask the Hasbro crew at some point if they can add a tier to Pulse memberships that would guarantee exclusives for those who are willing to pay to bypass the hassle of dealing with these two minute sellouts?
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@preternia.com can you please ask the Hasbro crew at some point if they can add a tier to Pulse memberships that would guarantee exclusives for those who are willing to pay to bypass the hassle of dealing with these two minute sellouts?
A friend died a couple of weeks ago, another died last weekend (was on hospice so it was expected, but still), and a loved one is dying. I didn't ask if things could get worse for me, but my insurance emphatically answered as if I did and wow! They sure are experts in the banality of evil...
July 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A friend died a couple of weeks ago, another died last weekend (was on hospice so it was expected, but still), and a loved one is dying. I didn't ask if things could get worse for me, but my insurance emphatically answered as if I did and wow! They sure are experts in the banality of evil...
How does something as worthless as insurance cost so much?
July 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How does something as worthless as insurance cost so much?
So FedEx just makes up a delivery date and the package goes wherever to arrive whenever it feels like?
July 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So FedEx just makes up a delivery date and the package goes wherever to arrive whenever it feels like?
Chainsaw enemas would solve so many of the world’s problems right now….
July 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Chainsaw enemas would solve so many of the world’s problems right now….
On my lunch break, sitting outside, and apparently 3 bears have been spotted in the area. I don’t have a pic-a-nic basket, but if I know they’re not at home then what better time to find out which porridge is just right?
June 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On my lunch break, sitting outside, and apparently 3 bears have been spotted in the area. I don’t have a pic-a-nic basket, but if I know they’re not at home then what better time to find out which porridge is just right?
Today on Bill Improves the Lyrics: On a good day, call you on the phone, keep up it girl, have a Toblerone
I-e-I-e-I am hooked on a feeling , cleaning the ceiling, so the dust won’t make me sneeze!
I-e-I-e-I am hooked on a feeling , cleaning the ceiling, so the dust won’t make me sneeze!
June 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Today on Bill Improves the Lyrics: On a good day, call you on the phone, keep up it girl, have a Toblerone
I-e-I-e-I am hooked on a feeling , cleaning the ceiling, so the dust won’t make me sneeze!
I-e-I-e-I am hooked on a feeling , cleaning the ceiling, so the dust won’t make me sneeze!
Every time that fascist propaganda with Puppy Slayer airs, the one about how President Inept is saving us somehow and immigrants should leave, I wait for a team of misfit scientists to hop out of a portal to try and set things right or take me back with them, but instead I end up posting this.
May 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every time that fascist propaganda with Puppy Slayer airs, the one about how President Inept is saving us somehow and immigrants should leave, I wait for a team of misfit scientists to hop out of a portal to try and set things right or take me back with them, but instead I end up posting this.
That thing where you’re making up lyrics to the Jeopardy theme but someone starts talking to you like you’re not making anyone else in earshot’s day…
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That thing where you’re making up lyrics to the Jeopardy theme but someone starts talking to you like you’re not making anyone else in earshot’s day…