Bjoern Means Bear
@bjoern.neocities.org
he | him / LGBTQ+ ally / #BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 / game dev, composer, streamer, Lego enjoyer / made the music & sounds for Skellboy Refractured (available on Switch & Steam) / socials: linktr.ee/bjoernmeansbear
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Bjoern Means Bear
@bjoern.neocities.org
· Nov 15
Hey, here's a song I made about a year ago but I don't think I posted anywhere.
Welcome to the Scratch Post Office!
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Welcome to the Scratch Post Office!
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Welcome, new followers!
I'm Bjoern, and I create music for video games.
Though my only complete soundtrack for now is Skellboy Refractured, there may be more to come in the future!
In the meantime check out this song:
bsky.app/profile/bjoe...
I'm Bjoern, and I create music for video games.
Though my only complete soundtrack for now is Skellboy Refractured, there may be more to come in the future!
In the meantime check out this song:
bsky.app/profile/bjoe...
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this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era
A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era
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Samus Aran exploring the labiarinth
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Samus Aran exploring the labiarinth
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not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
Samus Aran exploring the labiarinth
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Samus Aran exploring the labiarinth
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Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Why is the Animatrix never part of the Matrix movie collections? :(
The Matrix 4-Film Déjà vu Collection (Blu-ray) is $11.99 on Amazon buff.ly/N0cF6tf
GRUV $12.99 (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) buff.ly/fKhtuYM #ad
GRUV $12.99 (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) buff.ly/fKhtuYM #ad
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Why is the Animatrix never part of the Matrix movie collections? :(
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Worm Deprivation
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Worm Deprivation
Looks like I'll have to wait until Saturday to finally get my grubby hands on Metroid Prime 4 😭
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Looks like I'll have to wait until Saturday to finally get my grubby hands on Metroid Prime 4 😭
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
WTF is wrong with people on the Internet
what does agent 47 smell like
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WTF is wrong with people on the Internet
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bisexuals are so confusing it's fucking annoying. do you have sex twice a month or once every two months
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
bisexuals are so confusing it's fucking annoying. do you have sex twice a month or once every two months
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ben starr speaking the absolute truth in this video
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ben starr speaking the absolute truth in this video
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OMG YES
I LOVE PARODIUS SO MUCH!!!
I LOVE PARODIUS SO MUCH!!!
My streak of making videos about really good and fun games continues this week with a long-overdue patron request for Parodius Da! for Famicom. It's Gradius, except that you (yes, YOU) actually stand a chance of seeing the final level.
Also it's very silly. youtu.be/WsswlPg7xFA
Also it's very silly. youtu.be/WsswlPg7xFA
Space oddity: Parodius Da! | NES Works Gaiden 77
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
OMG YES
I LOVE PARODIUS SO MUCH!!!
I LOVE PARODIUS SO MUCH!!!
If there is ever a remake of this perfect game, I sincerely hope it'll be 3D, will look like DQ11, will play almost exactly like the original game during battles, and will have an English voice cast consisting of only high-profile VAs.
And put @sonicmega.bsky.social in there somehow.
And put @sonicmega.bsky.social in there somehow.
Yuji Horii got asked if 'Chrono Trigger' is getting a Remake anytime soon and Horii answered:
“Wait, if I say that, you’ll figure it out!,” “Don’t ask!,” Asking is off-limits!,” and “I’ll get in trouble!”.
automaton-media.com/en/news/chro...
“Wait, if I say that, you’ll figure it out!,” “Don’t ask!,” Asking is off-limits!,” and “I’ll get in trouble!”.
automaton-media.com/en/news/chro...
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If there is ever a remake of this perfect game, I sincerely hope it'll be 3D, will look like DQ11, will play almost exactly like the original game during battles, and will have an English voice cast consisting of only high-profile VAs.
And put @sonicmega.bsky.social in there somehow.
And put @sonicmega.bsky.social in there somehow.
Now make a feature-length movie or if it, PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEUH
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Now make a feature-length movie or if it, PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEUH
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i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that's miserable
Looks like I really love videogames and Nintendo (and I also swear a lot?)
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Looks like I really love videogames and Nintendo (and I also swear a lot?)
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It's wild to see ostensibly professional outlets giving any time of day to Modretro. You don't need to do this! Don't be complicit, it's not hard.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's wild to see ostensibly professional outlets giving any time of day to Modretro. You don't need to do this! Don't be complicit, it's not hard.
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Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨
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We seriously cannot be allowing companies to monopolise the industry, and then arbitrarily appoint themselves the moral arbiters.
A lot of nonsense over the years regarding video game censorship - but, here it is, actual full-blown censorship of art.
A lot of nonsense over the years regarding video game censorship - but, here it is, actual full-blown censorship of art.
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We seriously cannot be allowing companies to monopolise the industry, and then arbitrarily appoint themselves the moral arbiters.
A lot of nonsense over the years regarding video game censorship - but, here it is, actual full-blown censorship of art.
A lot of nonsense over the years regarding video game censorship - but, here it is, actual full-blown censorship of art.