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🔞bkghastwohands🔞

@bkghastwohands.bsky.social

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call me cap! ❤️ i'm a polyamorous disaster who writes sometimes. monoship? i don't know her.👬🧑‍🤝‍🧑👫👭👬 i consume and create problematic content. ⚠️ this account is 💯NSFW. ao3: 📓 https://archiveofourown.org/users/capra/pseuds/bkghastwohands

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🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · 7d

I am! ❤️

If you're up for some black/dark humor to get a giggle out of a frustrating situation....

The whole time that I was in the hospital for treatment, bkg was dead 💀

so, hey, look at the bright side! at least you've got him /alive/ with you while you're dealing with this? 😝😂

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🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · 7d

*hugs* From someone who's been (not exactly, but mostly) where you are rn: you've got this. ❤️ "If you refuse to go down," right?

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Andy Oliver @andywpoliver.bsky.social · 8d

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

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🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Aug 4

who's he calling

( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jul 17

tfw I wanna squee/bask about a really excellent IRL sex thing that I'm happy about but I don't have 'dish about irl sex' mutuals 😅

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jul 16

I FUCKING LOVE THIS 😂😁🥰😍😍😍😍

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jul 16

she's SO pretty 😍🥰

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jun 23

[waves] Hi, that's me! And I do in fact have a half-finished spare shark here which I will complete for you after fulfilling my obligations to the existing SharkFam. 💗

Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨

the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.bsky.social · Jun 23

Hi, everyone!
Bkghastwohands, maker of the Manliest Plushie, Kirishark, has generously offered to sponsor a plushie to help me make ends meet. Basically, if you send me the cost of a plushie - $250 - they will add you to their list of people to make a plushie for.

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Kiri the landshark! 🦈✨ @manliestplushie.bsky.social · Jun 23

Kirishark progress tracker Trello board:
trello.com/b/Po0ZzlhQ/w...

many smiley red Kirishark plushies clustered close together on a white background. there's a couple gray tetsushark plushies in the background.

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🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jun 20

OH NO. OH HECK---
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💔💔💔💔💔💔💗💗💗💗💗💗✨✨
SYB💙

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jun 20

J || Vampire Pyramid Scheme 🦇 🏳️‍⚧️ | ✨ Comic Launch Day!✨ @vampirepyramid.bsky.social · Jun 15

Feels like a good time to post this illustration again.

Keep fighting.
Keep creating.
Keep living.

#art #digitalart

Illustration of a skull with dandelions growing out of its eyes and holes. A banner wraps around the skull and says: Live to see them die.

🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jan 18

Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Jan 15

been thinking of old cozy art because of my monthly patreon theme

know what's cozy? soft somno in the morning~

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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Jan 5

couldn't help myself, here's Izuku too

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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Jan 4

what if winged Eijirou too?

they're all circus performers btw

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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Jan 3

I dreamt of winged Katsuki

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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Jan 2

year of the snake huh?

have a tangle of snake bois~

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · Jan 6

the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit

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Ari @ariart0.bsky.social · Jan 5

🔸 Support course! Deku <3
🔸 #dkbk #bkdk #bkdkbk

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🔞bkghastwohands🔞 @bkghastwohands.bsky.social · Jan 6

Pascal Farful @pascalfarful.bsky.social · Jan 6

himbo about to eat pussy for the fist time googling "what is the calorie content of pussy?", then shaking his head and googling "what is the calorie content of he/him pussy?"

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❤️‍🔥🔞KTG🔞❤️‍🔥 medical hiatus ❤️‍🩹 @ktgwrites.bsky.social · Dec 31

*taps the sign*

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · Nov 18

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · Nov 19

Stages of online friendship
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume

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corrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · Dec 27

"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"

muse ✨ @muse.bsky.social · Dec 27

I woke up in the night thinking about this & will forget if I don't wing it into the universe right now, so...

what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?

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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · Dec 29

Kirishima is back from his hero mission and Midoriya has more sexy Kacchan content to show him, and maybe they don't have to go through texting anymore

Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...

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Shii Hime 🧡💚 @aneclipseatdusk.bsky.social · Dec 7

Love at first flight

#bkdk #dkbk #bnha #Deku #Bakugo

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