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🔞bkghastwohands🔞
@bkghastwohands.bsky.social
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call me cap! ❤️ i'm a polyamorous disaster who writes sometimes. monoship? i don't know her.👬🧑‍🤝‍🧑👫👭👬 i consume and create problematic content. ⚠️ this account is 💯NSFW. ao3: 📓 https://archiveofourown.org/users/capra/pseuds/bkghastwohands
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I am! ❤️

If you're up for some black/dark humor to get a giggle out of a frustrating situation....

The whole time that I was in the hospital for treatment, bkg was dead 💀

so, hey, look at the bright side! at least you've got him /alive/ with you while you're dealing with this? 😝😂
*hugs* From someone who's been (not exactly, but mostly) where you are rn: you've got this. ❤️ "If you refuse to go down," right?
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
who's he calling

( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )
tfw I wanna squee/bask about a really excellent IRL sex thing that I'm happy about but I don't have 'dish about irl sex' mutuals 😅
I FUCKING LOVE THIS 😂😁🥰😍😍😍😍
[waves] Hi, that's me! And I do in fact have a half-finished spare shark here which I will complete for you after fulfilling my obligations to the existing SharkFam. 💗

Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨
Hi, everyone!
Bkghastwohands, maker of the Manliest Plushie, Kirishark, has generously offered to sponsor a plushie to help me make ends meet. Basically, if you send me the cost of a plushie - $250 - they will add you to their list of people to make a plushie for.
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OH NO. OH HECK---
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💔💔💔💔💔💔💗💗💗💗💗💗✨✨
SYB💙
been thinking of old cozy art because of my monthly patreon theme

know what's cozy? soft somno in the morning~
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couldn't help myself, here's Izuku too
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what if winged Eijirou too?

they're all circus performers btw
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year of the snake huh?

have a tangle of snake bois~
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the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
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🔸 Support course! Deku <3
🔸 #dkbk #bkdk #bkdkbk
himbo about to eat pussy for the fist time googling "what is the calorie content of pussy?", then shaking his head and googling "what is the calorie content of he/him pussy?"
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
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Stages of online friendship
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
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"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"
I woke up in the night thinking about this & will forget if I don't wing it into the universe right now, so...

what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?
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Kirishima is back from his hero mission and Midoriya has more sexy Kacchan content to show him, and maybe they don't have to go through texting anymore

Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...
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