Brian Kivett
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"It's Devin Carter time."
-Devin Carter
-Devin Carter
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
"It's Devin Carter time."
-Devin Carter
-Devin Carter
Has Malik ever had a bad game against the Clippers?
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Has Malik ever had a bad game against the Clippers?
I love everything about this.
You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I love everything about this.
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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"Oh dear" indeed
Epstein file PDFs contain OCR texts of complete, *unredacted*, Base64-encoded email attachments; forensics geeks commence challenging reconstruction…
https://alecmuffett.com/article/144542
#epstein #redaction
https://alecmuffett.com/article/144542
#epstein #redaction
Epstein file PDFs contain OCR texts of complete, *unredacted*, Base64-encoded email attachments; forensics geeks commence challenging reconstruction…
“Oh dear.” Recreating uncensored Epstein PDFs from raw encoded attachments | The NeoSmart FilesThe NeoSmart Files
alecmuffett.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"Oh dear" indeed
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Sabrina Carpenter being on The Muppet Show makes perfect sense. I think she’s basically a muppet to begin with. Like in the field of contemporary celebs she’s gotta be in like, the top ten of obvious muppets masquerading as people.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Sabrina Carpenter being on The Muppet Show makes perfect sense. I think she’s basically a muppet to begin with. Like in the field of contemporary celebs she’s gotta be in like, the top ten of obvious muppets masquerading as people.
Super happy for Dylan. Excited to see what he can do moving forward.
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Super happy for Dylan. Excited to see what he can do moving forward.
"You only get our first if it's 5 through 9" is one of the most hilarious protections ever.
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"You only get our first if it's 5 through 9" is one of the most hilarious protections ever.
For real though, start around the 20 minute mark to get the full setup here. Incredible illustration of the "those who cannot remember the past" axiom, as well as a reminder of what humanity should mean.
The full clip, including McKellen's setup of the scene, is here, along with info about the riots (Evil May Day) and the text of the speech itself. kottke.org/26/02/the-st...
The Strangers’ Case
I don’t normally say this, but if you watch one thing on kottke.org today, this week, this month, make it this speech written by Shakespeare and performed by
kottke.org
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
For real though, start around the 20 minute mark to get the full setup here. Incredible illustration of the "those who cannot remember the past" axiom, as well as a reminder of what humanity should mean.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Look at this otter enjoying his best life :)
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Look at this otter enjoying his best life :)
Hahaha yeah, Kings aren't getting anything else done this year.
The Golden State Warriors have traded center Trayce Jackson-Davis to the Toronto Raptors for a 2026 second-round pick via the Lakers, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Hahaha yeah, Kings aren't getting anything else done this year.
WHAT?! They actually moved him!?
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
WHAT?! They actually moved him!?
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🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US.
Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.
Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...
Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.
Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US.
Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.
Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...
Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.
Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...
Devin Carter blocking shots, someone should grab him for a low first while they can.
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Devin Carter blocking shots, someone should grab him for a low first while they can.
Mark has no idea at all what day of the week it is. Relatable 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Mark has no idea at all what day of the week it is. Relatable 🤣
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Lonzo should sign with Toronto.
We need a Dick & Ball backcourt.
We need a Dick & Ball backcourt.
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Lonzo should sign with Toronto.
We need a Dick & Ball backcourt.
We need a Dick & Ball backcourt.
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corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.
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If you use Notepad++, this is critical reading and you need to update ASAP
Notepad++ was hacked! Nothing's sacred in this world.
Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers | Notepad++
notepad-plus-plus.org
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If you use Notepad++, this is critical reading and you need to update ASAP
🤣🤣 Mixing this in with all the trade news is killing me.
Lakers center Jaxson Hayes has been suspended one game for pushing a Wizards mascot.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
🤣🤣 Mixing this in with all the trade news is killing me.
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Say it with me, folks: The Dallas Mavericks traded Luka Doncic for Marvin Bagley
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Say it with me, folks: The Dallas Mavericks traded Luka Doncic for Marvin Bagley
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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to be a bit serious one irony of vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
to be a bit serious one irony of vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it