Wet Hot American Bummer
@blacktieknifefight.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
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The chart literally shows that moderates do better! I feel like I’m losing my mind.
My response to the NYT’s “moderate to win” argument: The data shows the strategy is tapped out. Being seen as moderate by voters doesn’t boost votes, replacing every progressive with moderates would net 0 seats, and the graveyard of defeated D incumbents if full of moderates, not progressives.
Feckless dipshits like Matt don't want an actual opposition party that works for the people.
They want to be Republicans, but they want it to be socially acceptable.
They want to be Republicans, but they want it to be socially acceptable.
May we never have to hear from this pathetic loser ever again.
As I explained when Davis' lawyers filed this petition, there was virtually no chance that the Supreme Court would seriously consider her case. I doubt there are five votes to overturn Obergefell—but if there were, this case does not present a clean vehicle for doing so. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Sudden Panic That SCOTUS Might Overturn Marriage Equality Misses the Real Threat
Kim Davis’ case will not be the vehicle the court uses to eradicate the equal dignity of same-sex couples.
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
May we never have to hear from this pathetic loser ever again.
I don't care. They all need to go.
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't care. They all need to go.
God, this kind of shit is so stupid, I hate how stupid everything is.
for all the libs on this site say they oppose Trump in every way, they’re in absolute lockstep with him on this, they love this shit
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
God, this kind of shit is so stupid, I hate how stupid everything is.
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
"I'd describe a swindler as me"
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
"I'd describe a swindler as me"
Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it.
Elon has bitch tits.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Elon has bitch tits.
They were so different, and so many years apart, but Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk are together in hell now, and that's beautiful.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
They were so different, and so many years apart, but Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk are together in hell now, and that's beautiful.
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The New York Times is going through some things, although not, regrettably, a woodchipper.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The New York Times is going through some things, although not, regrettably, a woodchipper.
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When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
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@schumer.senate.gov this is a perfect opportunity for you to announce that you're also doing the right thing.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@schumer.senate.gov this is a perfect opportunity for you to announce that you're also doing the right thing.
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
The Reddit community r/Democrats has a conspicuous absence of any news about Zohran Mamdani today. But that's by design.
The moderators have rules that ban people from talking about democratic socialists.
www.reddit.com/r/democrats/
The moderators have rules that ban people from talking about democratic socialists.
www.reddit.com/r/democrats/
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
These people are fucking insane. They just want to kill.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
These people are fucking insane. They just want to kill.
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
The gauntlet in High Halls in Silksong is ass game design in an otherwise magnificent experience.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The gauntlet in High Halls in Silksong is ass game design in an otherwise magnificent experience.
"Democrats just had a night of victories. Let me, a loser, tell them what they need to change."
I also think Sherill illustrates the need to define terms here — to me the need for moderation is not about supporting mainstream Dems like her versus leftists like Mamdani, it’s about the fact that the national party needs to ditch commitments both factions share.
I always forget which is the motte and which is the bailey
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Democrats just had a night of victories. Let me, a loser, tell them what they need to change."
Dude called in a favor from every rapist he knew and still couldn't pull it off.
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Dude called in a favor from every rapist he knew and still couldn't pull it off.
My pitch to Matt would be to realize no one gives a fuck about you or needs you for anything. You are an irrelevant moron.
My pitch to progressives would be that you need to think long and hard about how awful — racist, transphobic, a climate denier whatever else — you think I am and then assimilate the information that I’m a Clinton / Biden / Harris voter and Democrats need to win the votes of people way to my right!
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My pitch to Matt would be to realize no one gives a fuck about you or needs you for anything. You are an irrelevant moron.
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@schumer.senate.gov you should look forward to retiring instead of desperately clinging to relevance at the expense of the entire country.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@schumer.senate.gov you should look forward to retiring instead of desperately clinging to relevance at the expense of the entire country.
Dick Cheney is shooting God in the face now.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dick Cheney is shooting God in the face now.
No one has ever taken anyone in a fucking cowboy hat seriously.
COLLINS: But the argument from Republicans is that Biden used an autopen for pardons and didn't know who he was pardoning. Trump is openly saying he did not know who he was pardoning.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: He said it was recommended to him. He gets a lot of recommendations. He pardons a lot of people.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: He said it was recommended to him. He gets a lot of recommendations. He pardons a lot of people.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
No one has ever taken anyone in a fucking cowboy hat seriously.
The new Republican health care plan.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The new Republican health care plan.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I don't think the past of the Democratic Party gets to decide that.
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I don't think the past of the Democratic Party gets to decide that.