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From the US Embassy in London today.
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Christoph Walz is absolutely incredible
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If they club together and give the orange felon a plane they’ll be able to do whatever they like
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Given that 95% of England away support are from tinpot football clubs anyway surely they’ll have the money for these World Cup tickets given their season tickets cost 14 pence and a lump of coal
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lol @ all the people that’ll get turned away at the US border next year after forgetting they criticised Dear Leader on Facebook in 2021.

Don’t worry I’m sure FIFA will ensure your 3000 dollar ticket goes to a good home via their “official reseller site”

Mugs galore
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Get fucked you Francoist twats
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Madrid batons will be out post game as per usual

ASCAB
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They’re trying to dance the legal fandango for their future crimes to try and blame it on AI, and put AI in jail instead.

Not sure it will work
You are all required to use the consent manufacturing machine. It contains only correct answers. Don't ask how it got to those conclusions. Thanks!
Copy of Hegseth's new AI order that I obtained
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Will never not be funny
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This lot, and this is a phrase that is probably used 100 times a season, are a bunch of disgusting fucking cheats
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I hope wolves go down with 2 points
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Surely this wolves game should’ve been Christmas Day
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
John Cooper Clarke was his usual magnificent self on 6 music there
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Remember those rubber faces you could buy from shops in Blackpool where you put your fingers in holes at the back to manipulate it
Rambo: First Botox Part II
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Rambo: First Botox Part II
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Keep it coming.

Don’t let him off the hook
Yinka Bankole was 12 when Farage spotted him in the playground:

“He towered over me. ‘Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’.”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Former Dulwich pupil says Farage told him: ‘That’s the way back to Africa’
Exclusive: Yinka Bankole says he felt compelled to speak out after Reform leader’s attempts to ‘dismiss’ hurt of alleged targets
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
By the way.
Bernardo was fucking incredible today. Covered every blade of grass

We’ll miss him so much when he’s gone
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Haha. Not that I’d have been going anyway but this World Cup is getting absolutely ignored to fuck by me
*applies lube to bottom*

Semi-decent seats in Foxboro for England.

$3540. Each. Per bottom. Per sore bottom.

Oh FIFA, you absolute grasping cunts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am pleased to report that I’ve not seen a single Santa hat at the match today.
Perhaps the game is not yet gone
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Next. Level.
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Unless you have Glaswegian family you’d be forgiven for thinking no one in Glasgow speaks English as a first language.

Especially if you’re a greasy-faced chinless ex-Tory grifting racist
2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Drugs are weapons of mass destruction now

This little fart looks and sounds like the annoying weasel in the lethal weapon films
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Ok, so that’s now at least 3 penalties a game we can expect to see from this game onwards can’t we? That’s right isn’t it, that’s how this works?
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM