And on top of everything else horrible I still fucking hate what I look like when I look in the mirror
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
And on top of everything else horrible I still fucking hate what I look like when I look in the mirror
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
I fucking knew it
I’m terrified that we might look back on this year fondly sometime in the future because of how much worse things can get.
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I fucking knew it
I had the thought earlier that if I saw anyone say Venezuela is a “distraction from the Epstein files” I would defenestrate them. Looks like I need to convince Chuck Schumer to meet me atop the Empire State Building.
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I had the thought earlier that if I saw anyone say Venezuela is a “distraction from the Epstein files” I would defenestrate them. Looks like I need to convince Chuck Schumer to meet me atop the Empire State Building.
This is the future the left wants
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This is the future the left wants
I’m terrified that we might look back on this year fondly sometime in the future because of how much worse things can get.
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I’m terrified that we might look back on this year fondly sometime in the future because of how much worse things can get.
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
To everyone sharing their favorite memories of 2025. I’m happy that you’re happy but maybe read the room a little bit
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To everyone sharing their favorite memories of 2025. I’m happy that you’re happy but maybe read the room a little bit
This place is just like Twitter 5 years ago in that you follow someone because you thought they were a funny little guy and it turns out they just play a funny little guy on talk shows and stuff but in their personal life they’re a deeply troubled bad take machine. It’s great
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This place is just like Twitter 5 years ago in that you follow someone because you thought they were a funny little guy and it turns out they just play a funny little guy on talk shows and stuff but in their personal life they’re a deeply troubled bad take machine. It’s great
Crazy that they took the potato, which is amazing and rocks, made it terrible and gross and then have the audacity to label them “sweet”
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Crazy that they took the potato, which is amazing and rocks, made it terrible and gross and then have the audacity to label them “sweet”
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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This is going to tarnish the legacy of the FIFA peace prize for sure
First-ever US airstrikes in Nigeria put the second Trump admin’s 2025 combat actions at:
—Nigeria—tonight’s strikes
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes (Mar-Apr)
—Somalia—120 strikes, 1 ground raid
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Iran—3 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
—Nigeria—tonight’s strikes
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes (Mar-Apr)
—Somalia—120 strikes, 1 ground raid
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Iran—3 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is going to tarnish the legacy of the FIFA peace prize for sure
I’m like 30 years late to discourse on this by who the hell thought it was a good idea to combine the two diametrically opposed movie ideas of “asteroid destroys earth” and “people stop an asteroid and save earth”. Pick a fucking lane Deep Impact.
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m like 30 years late to discourse on this by who the hell thought it was a good idea to combine the two diametrically opposed movie ideas of “asteroid destroys earth” and “people stop an asteroid and save earth”. Pick a fucking lane Deep Impact.
Hey ya know how trump always projects? Hey ya remember how he alluded for years Hillary clinton had people she didn’t like killed? Hey ya heard of the transitive property?
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey ya know how trump always projects? Hey ya remember how he alluded for years Hillary clinton had people she didn’t like killed? Hey ya heard of the transitive property?
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Controversial opinion I think anyone with an MBA should be taken out back
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Controversial opinion I think anyone with an MBA should be taken out back
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Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
I know it’s best to attack ideas and bad to attack appearance but come on man Larry Ellison actually looks like that and you want me to say nothing?!
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know it’s best to attack ideas and bad to attack appearance but come on man Larry Ellison actually looks like that and you want me to say nothing?!
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I don’t care.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t care.
“Our report “Inside Auschwitz” will air in a future broadcast.”
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Our report “Inside Auschwitz” will air in a future broadcast.”
Follow me for more blistering takes like this one
Hot take: the new lays bags designs are better than the old designs.
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Follow me for more blistering takes like this one
Hot take: the new lays bags designs are better than the old designs.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hot take: the new lays bags designs are better than the old designs.
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This is the shit that'll get them. We already have footage that all the public has seen (even the dopes) & photos of them together. A smart crook would leave a few photos/emails/notes in the files to show that what contact he did have with Epstein wasn't as bad as others, but instead they do this
i’m just going to assume the 90% of pages that they blacked out is ONLY donald trump
December 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is the shit that'll get them. We already have footage that all the public has seen (even the dopes) & photos of them together. A smart crook would leave a few photos/emails/notes in the files to show that what contact he did have with Epstein wasn't as bad as others, but instead they do this
In light of the Epstein files “release” I’ve updated the Kennedy center
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In light of the Epstein files “release” I’ve updated the Kennedy center
Oh I’ve got the perfect post brb
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh I’ve got the perfect post brb