Captain Dunsel
@boldlygoinglol.bsky.social
It's a Long Way To Tipperary... Just hanging out and laughing it up.
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These triplets are, apparently, fighting each other for ratings.
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
These triplets are, apparently, fighting each other for ratings.
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what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
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Every day for 10 years these MFers have been telling us how surprised they are about the latest reprehensible thing Trump did that day. They each own it all because they all enable it and cheer it on.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Every day for 10 years these MFers have been telling us how surprised they are about the latest reprehensible thing Trump did that day. They each own it all because they all enable it and cheer it on.
Grandhusband's money bought a lot of silicone.
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Grandhusband's money bought a lot of silicone.
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“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
As it should be.
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
As it should be.
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
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They cheated?? Say it ain’t so Toilet Paper United States of America
Did TPUSA Halftime Show Hire Bots to Boost 5M Viewership? Empty Chat Fuels Speculations
Critics Question TPUSA Halftime View Count After Millions Watched but Chat Was Quiet
Turning Point USA's All‑American Halftime Show claimed 5 to 6.1 million live viewers online, but unusually quiet live chats and minimal engagement have led critics to believe they are bot‑inflated vie...
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
They cheated?? Say it ain’t so Toilet Paper United States of America
This is really going to crush my belief in the honesty and trustworthiness of Republicans.
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is really going to crush my belief in the honesty and trustworthiness of Republicans.
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The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
DON'T BE APANICKIN' BE AN ANAKIN!!! oh, wait!
a person is laying in the dirt in front of a fire .
ALT: a person is laying in the dirt in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
DON'T BE APANICKIN' BE AN ANAKIN!!! oh, wait!
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Big news! Nobody is ever going to the moon!
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Big news! Nobody is ever going to the moon!
The moon is a liberal hoax. My dadbrother said so!
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The moon is a liberal hoax. My dadbrother said so!
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
He was fearful it was three Puerto Rican boxers.
a group of men are standing in front of a flag with a star on it
ALT: a group of men are standing in front of a flag with a star on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
He was fearful it was three Puerto Rican boxers.
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Not only do audiences not show up, the performers don't, either. Kid Rock, Leper at Large.
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not only do audiences not show up, the performers don't, either. Kid Rock, Leper at Large.
"So are we getting paid for this appearance?"
"No, it's in service for our glorious Orange Idol."
"Okay, brah, we're out. No cash, no play."
lol... or that's what happened in my mind.
"No, it's in service for our glorious Orange Idol."
"Okay, brah, we're out. No cash, no play."
lol... or that's what happened in my mind.
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"So are we getting paid for this appearance?"
"No, it's in service for our glorious Orange Idol."
"Okay, brah, we're out. No cash, no play."
lol... or that's what happened in my mind.
"No, it's in service for our glorious Orange Idol."
"Okay, brah, we're out. No cash, no play."
lol... or that's what happened in my mind.
Catholics have a strong inclination toward abuse, self and otherwise, and punishment. It's their schtick.
a man in a white robe is standing in front of a church altar .
ALT: a man in a white robe is standing in front of a church altar .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Catholics have a strong inclination toward abuse, self and otherwise, and punishment. It's their schtick.
Just as long as you follow it with a Trump like:
a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a car on a street .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a car on a street .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Just as long as you follow it with a Trump like:
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I’m just going to preemptively state that if I ever post a video that contains patently offensive and disgusting content it was because I didn’t see it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I’m just going to preemptively state that if I ever post a video that contains patently offensive and disgusting content it was because I didn’t see it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The “accidental video” MAGA cult take has dropped.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The “accidental video” MAGA cult take has dropped.
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Is MAGA gonna cry about the “woke Olympics” again this year?
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February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Is MAGA gonna cry about the “woke Olympics” again this year?
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