Captain Dunsel
@boldlygoinglol.bsky.social
It's a Long Way To Tipperary... Just hanging out and laughing it up.
“I’d fuck him…”
a close up of the face of jabba the hutt
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media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
“I’d fuck him…”
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Republican Congressman Randy Fine is calling for the FCC to investigate Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because it featured so many good-looking people who wouldn't fuck him in a million years.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Republican Congressman Randy Fine is calling for the FCC to investigate Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because it featured so many good-looking people who wouldn't fuck him in a million years.
Lol. Needs the huffing glue follow up.
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Lol. Needs the huffing glue follow up.
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She should be jailed once this shit show is done.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
She should be jailed once this shit show is done.
If dems can get enough seats with the mid terms, then accelerated investigations and prosecutions need to be for forefront and aggressive.
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
If dems can get enough seats with the mid terms, then accelerated investigations and prosecutions need to be for forefront and aggressive.
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Pam got her Christmas card for 2026 early.
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
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February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Pam got her Christmas card for 2026 early.
Pam is wondering how to leave her chair and not have anyone notice the moist spot.
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Pam is wondering how to leave her chair and not have anyone notice the moist spot.
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He's actually aware of the video? Wow. It's a first. Mike Johnson has seen something.
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He's actually aware of the video? Wow. It's a first. Mike Johnson has seen something.
Owen should get woke to the fact that “the radical left” is something known as “reality.
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Owen should get woke to the fact that “the radical left” is something known as “reality.
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Only the hard-core MAGA cultists and paid influencers thought that performance by Bondi was acceptable. Even many Trump supporters were disgusted.
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Only the hard-core MAGA cultists and paid influencers thought that performance by Bondi was acceptable. Even many Trump supporters were disgusted.
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I do believe Maxwell will die in prison, probably sooner than she thinks.
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I do believe Maxwell will die in prison, probably sooner than she thinks.
So, another “suicide” is on the menu?
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
So, another “suicide” is on the menu?
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Every accusation is a confession
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Every accusation is a confession
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All the Epstein dudes should just be sent to his island, but with no amenities, Survivor style.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
All the Epstein dudes should just be sent to his island, but with no amenities, Survivor style.
Can we at least airdrop in Diddy and 40 drums of baby oil?
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Can we at least airdrop in Diddy and 40 drums of baby oil?
to sum up:
a baby is crying on a bed with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
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media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
to sum up:
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A federal judge — appointed by Trump — has blocked a bid by Trump's Justice Department to get a complete copy of Michigan's registered voter list.
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
A federal judge — appointed by Trump — has blocked a bid by Trump's Justice Department to get a complete copy of Michigan's registered voter list.
I'm happy for you and Trace; beautiful news indeed. And the jaded side of me thought good news was a thing of the past! Silly me.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I'm happy for you and Trace; beautiful news indeed. And the jaded side of me thought good news was a thing of the past! Silly me.
It's time. Time to take Archduke Ferdinand down a peg.
a woman wearing headphones is smiling and making a funny face
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media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It's time. Time to take Archduke Ferdinand down a peg.
Also a creeper moron to boot.
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Also a creeper moron to boot.
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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Biggest news in Variety since Sticks Nix Hick Pix. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’: Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff Set to Appear in RiffTrax Revival
Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff are set to appear in the upcoming revival of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
variety.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Biggest news in Variety since Sticks Nix Hick Pix. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Will the new MST3K reboot that I'm part of be political? Well, the Aldai Stevenson, Estes Kefauver, Thomas Dewey, and Claire Booth Luce references we did back in the day tore the 1990s apart, so don't think Melvin Laird is safe from our riffs in 2026.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Will the new MST3K reboot that I'm part of be political? Well, the Aldai Stevenson, Estes Kefauver, Thomas Dewey, and Claire Booth Luce references we did back in the day tore the 1990s apart, so don't think Melvin Laird is safe from our riffs in 2026.
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The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.