BoneChocolates
@bonechocolates.bsky.social
Autistic investigative journalist in training. I agree w/Buddhists who love our Christ but find Christians so un-Christ-like. I don't like seeing people lied to.
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The caffeine has hit my blood stream. I’m still indecisive, but I’m faster at it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The caffeine has hit my blood stream. I’m still indecisive, but I’m faster at it.
Just "Winning Friends and Influencing People," like I am so wont to do.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Just "Winning Friends and Influencing People," like I am so wont to do.
I don't like it when people post inane questions just to get engagement points, do you feel the same about it too?
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I don't like it when people post inane questions just to get engagement points, do you feel the same about it too?
Note to self: when someone says "you're one of my favorite people to hang out with" do not say, "I'm also one of my favorite people to hang out with," because although true and very funny to me (& probably other autistic people) most people don't seem as amused by it as I think they should be 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Note to self: when someone says "you're one of my favorite people to hang out with" do not say, "I'm also one of my favorite people to hang out with," because although true and very funny to me (& probably other autistic people) most people don't seem as amused by it as I think they should be 🤷♀️
I'm gonna write a long, detailed handwritten 'Thank you' letter to everyone who mass-texts me "Happy Thanksgiving" this year and completely freak them the fuck out
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm gonna write a long, detailed handwritten 'Thank you' letter to everyone who mass-texts me "Happy Thanksgiving" this year and completely freak them the fuck out
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A very large number of people view the world transactionally and they’ve managed to warp an incredible number of people to their world view.
We have failed to fight this properly institutionally, technologically, and politically.
We have failed to fight this properly institutionally, technologically, and politically.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A very large number of people view the world transactionally and they’ve managed to warp an incredible number of people to their world view.
We have failed to fight this properly institutionally, technologically, and politically.
We have failed to fight this properly institutionally, technologically, and politically.
Listen, kid. You gotta listen to me.
The hotsteppa will never here come. I know. I know.
"Here come the hosteppa"🎶
But things change, okay? Things change...
The hotsteppa will never here come. I know. I know.
"Here come the hosteppa"🎶
But things change, okay? Things change...
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Listen, kid. You gotta listen to me.
The hotsteppa will never here come. I know. I know.
"Here come the hosteppa"🎶
But things change, okay? Things change...
The hotsteppa will never here come. I know. I know.
"Here come the hosteppa"🎶
But things change, okay? Things change...
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
Best thing I learned in investigative journalism courses today (11/21/25):
When investigating elder abuse moderate operational security must be implemented because "the nursing home lobby is politically powerful."
LOL wut?
When investigating elder abuse moderate operational security must be implemented because "the nursing home lobby is politically powerful."
LOL wut?
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Best thing I learned in investigative journalism courses today (11/21/25):
When investigating elder abuse moderate operational security must be implemented because "the nursing home lobby is politically powerful."
LOL wut?
When investigating elder abuse moderate operational security must be implemented because "the nursing home lobby is politically powerful."
LOL wut?
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Incel is short for insect celebrity
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Incel is short for insect celebrity
RIP Steve. I figured you were sick but I just found out.🥹
You were a genuinely wonderful man and the world's a little darker without you.
You were a genuinely wonderful man and the world's a little darker without you.
The best thing about RFK Jr. endorsing Trump is that now I can spend less time as an autism historian explaining to nudnik anti-vaxxers in my friends' social networks that his books and speeches are full of lies. I can just say, "What on Earth is wrong with you?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
RIP Steve. I figured you were sick but I just found out.🥹
You were a genuinely wonderful man and the world's a little darker without you.
You were a genuinely wonderful man and the world's a little darker without you.
In high school I was voted "Most likely to recede from the horizon, dissipate into water droplets, and form a mist."
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In high school I was voted "Most likely to recede from the horizon, dissipate into water droplets, and form a mist."
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You’re not supposed to say “midget” anymore. It’s “person with midgetism.”
June 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’re not supposed to say “midget” anymore. It’s “person with midgetism.”
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Be cool as a cucumber. Jump on the bandwagon. See the forest for the trees. Go with the flow. Nip it in the bud. Bring home the bacon. Obey the prattling commands of the demon that lives in your fridge…wait what
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Be cool as a cucumber. Jump on the bandwagon. See the forest for the trees. Go with the flow. Nip it in the bud. Bring home the bacon. Obey the prattling commands of the demon that lives in your fridge…wait what
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I’m kinda shy at first but get to know me and you’ll be surprised to find that I’m also quite unpleasant, and sometimes just a straight-up asshole.
May 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m kinda shy at first but get to know me and you’ll be surprised to find that I’m also quite unpleasant, and sometimes just a straight-up asshole.
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Fuck me AND the horse I rode in on? Ewww, don’t fuck my horse!
Bunch of horse-fucking freaks.
Bunch of horse-fucking freaks.
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fuck me AND the horse I rode in on? Ewww, don’t fuck my horse!
Bunch of horse-fucking freaks.
Bunch of horse-fucking freaks.
Sharing my weed with the cows and the steaks could not be higher…
I’m really sorry about this post. Truly, really sorry. I've been away for a while ok?
I’m really sorry about this post. Truly, really sorry. I've been away for a while ok?
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sharing my weed with the cows and the steaks could not be higher…
I’m really sorry about this post. Truly, really sorry. I've been away for a while ok?
I’m really sorry about this post. Truly, really sorry. I've been away for a while ok?
I literally dreamt I wrote a hilarious post last night, it was so funny I woke myself up from laughing.
It was: "Snow White? How about snow permeance and the seven inbreds.”
Yeah, I don't know either. 😑
It was: "Snow White? How about snow permeance and the seven inbreds.”
Yeah, I don't know either. 😑
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I literally dreamt I wrote a hilarious post last night, it was so funny I woke myself up from laughing.
It was: "Snow White? How about snow permeance and the seven inbreds.”
Yeah, I don't know either. 😑
It was: "Snow White? How about snow permeance and the seven inbreds.”
Yeah, I don't know either. 😑
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Fucking Pearl. Always leaving me to clean up homicides alone *shaking my head*
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fucking Pearl. Always leaving me to clean up homicides alone *shaking my head*
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I just followed somebody back.
My social interaction tolerance is done for the day.
My social interaction tolerance is done for the day.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I just followed somebody back.
My social interaction tolerance is done for the day.
My social interaction tolerance is done for the day.
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?
The answer is there is none.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The answer is there is none.
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🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶