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Nuddhist Priest
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ostonox.com
jester's privilege is out, jester's penance is in
September 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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jamellebouie.net
this from my piece on charlie kirk is probably the most important takeaway if you want to know why bad faith, right-wing voices in media are treated as just another set of peers
September 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
Sign: TACO BELL / URGENT CARE
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
My dreams of being a professional shitposter shattered after I forgot to post for 2 weeks 😭
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
Going to every GTA6 video and commenting "nobody asked for this"
June 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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slop.guru
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
"You know, I saw SINNERS three times in theaters."
May 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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theonion.com
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
the first conspiracy.
May 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Since the NBA and WNBA are now here I want to use the brief time when I have more followers than they do to present this post by former NBA shooting guard Vernon Maxwell as my first and last act as the home for Bluesky basketball coverage
Vernon Maxwell & @VernonMaxwell11 I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets.
May 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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creightonote.bsky.social
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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jordanmaison.com
lol, lmao even
Screenshot of press page showing that The Warner Bros is rebranding Max BACK to HBO Max.
May 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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widefelix.bsky.social
oh hell yea im goin to catholic now
May 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
Catholics know good TV. No leaks, just suspense, as we all just have to watch this balcony to see who the new pope is all at the same time.
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
Come on Tofu learn, why you gotta hit so close to home 😭
#langsky
May 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
Americans when we lose our treats
May 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
Ya dude... it's Buddha, Dharma, Sangha. The "just a way of life" crowd strikes again 🫠
May 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
All these people think the quote tweet is real. I'm starting to think the "you can never tell nowadays" people are actually just dumb.
noshayminthat.bsky.social Joshua WY @noshayminthat.bsky.social · Apr 30
I give up with people.
A selfie-style photograph shows Millie Bobby Brown and a young man, Owen Cooper, smiling at the camera. They appear to be at a Liverpool FC football stadium, as the background shows the red seats of a large, mostly full stadium and a green football pitch. Millie Bobby Brown is on the left side of the frame, and Owen Cooper is slightly behind and to her right. Both are wearing dark-colored jackets and white shirts. Millie Bobby Brown has her dark hair pulled back in braids. Owen Cooper is wearing a dark suit jacket and a black tie. A lanyard with the word "Anfield" is visible around his neck. The lighting suggests it is daytime. Above the photo is a tweet from the official Liverpool FC account, @LFC, which reads: "Millie Bobby Brown and Owen Cooper here to support the Reds 🤩🔴". Below the tweet are engagement icons for likes (720), retweets (4.1K), quote tweets (183K), and views (20M). Above the Liverpool FC tweet is another tweet from a user named Tom Nestor (@tomnestorcomic) with the text: "He literally stabbed a 13 year old girl". Below the image is a tweet from Skylar Skye (@SkylarSkye14) replying to Tom Nestor, stating: "That was in a TV show not real life Tom".
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
Amazing how so on point Andor is.
April 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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bindiatthebeach.bsky.social
Good on Greyhound!

#goodtrouble
April 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
A tweet by Mike Primavera altered to read “My neighbor told me Afghanistan keeps eating his empires so I asked how many empires he has and he said he just enters a period of decline and invades Afghanistan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding dying empires to Afghanistan and then Sir Arthur Barrett started crying.” The original tweet reads “My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.”
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
bootyblastoise.bsky.social
That's impossible
April 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM