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· Apr 24
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
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husband had a piano recital today :)
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
husband had a piano recital today :)
house of leaves ig i never finished it
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
house of leaves ig i never finished it
at this point it seems like shorthand for “worthy of my pity”
June 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
at this point it seems like shorthand for “worthy of my pity”
followers getting too comfortable
June 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
followers getting too comfortable
went to the AA meeting and no one knew you (they all respect the anonymity of their fellow members)
May 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
went to the AA meeting and no one knew you (they all respect the anonymity of their fellow members)
“why she got a bulge doh”
May 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“why she got a bulge doh”
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First Pope who can smell this picture
May 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
First Pope who can smell this picture
pope leo? yeah i know him
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
pope leo? yeah i know him
not sure what your career is but the two that came to mind are therapist and hairdresser (the two wisest people in my life)
May 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
not sure what your career is but the two that came to mind are therapist and hairdresser (the two wisest people in my life)
music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
April 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
We have to lez out or die.
00:06:10 MISSION CONTROL
You have left the atmosphere of earth.
00:06:18 MISSION CONTROL
This was a one-way mission, New Shepard.
00:06:23 MISSION CONTROL
Humanity is doomed here. You must repopulate wherever you land.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
Oh my God.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
We have to lez out or die.
You have left the atmosphere of earth.
00:06:18 MISSION CONTROL
This was a one-way mission, New Shepard.
00:06:23 MISSION CONTROL
Humanity is doomed here. You must repopulate wherever you land.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
Oh my God.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
We have to lez out or die.
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We have to lez out or die.
today is my 30th birthday, thank you! :)
April 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
today is my 30th birthday, thank you! :)
our brightest scientists are developing a boymoder linen kaftan
April 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
our brightest scientists are developing a boymoder linen kaftan
dr. garlic and allison oil
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
dr. garlic and allison oil
our first john paul pope
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
our first john paul pope
the poly tourism board won’t like this one
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the poly tourism board won’t like this one
the post i was replying to, for context
March 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the post i was replying to, for context
no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip
explaining russian tortoise to an american: imagine a burger
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip
explaining russian tortoise to an american: imagine a burger
March 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
explaining russian tortoise to an american: imagine a burger
truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child