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· Apr 24
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
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husband had a piano recital today :)
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
husband had a piano recital today :)
house of leaves ig i never finished it
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
house of leaves ig i never finished it
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First Pope who can smell this picture
May 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
First Pope who can smell this picture
pope leo? yeah i know him
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
pope leo? yeah i know him
music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
April 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there”
me:
me:
We have to lez out or die.
00:06:10 MISSION CONTROL
You have left the atmosphere of earth.
00:06:18 MISSION CONTROL
This was a one-way mission, New Shepard.
00:06:23 MISSION CONTROL
Humanity is doomed here. You must repopulate wherever you land.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
Oh my God.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
We have to lez out or die.
You have left the atmosphere of earth.
00:06:18 MISSION CONTROL
This was a one-way mission, New Shepard.
00:06:23 MISSION CONTROL
Humanity is doomed here. You must repopulate wherever you land.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
Oh my God.
00:06:31 GAYLE KING
We have to lez out or die.
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We have to lez out or die.
no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip
explaining russian tortoise to an american: imagine a burger
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip
truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child
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there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information
iainbanks.co.uk
iainbanks.co.uk
February 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information
iainbanks.co.uk
iainbanks.co.uk
chevy's tex-mex restaurant used to give you a free sombrero on your birthday
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
chevy's tex-mex restaurant used to give you a free sombrero on your birthday
not pictured: Sam’s mom not being convinced by any of this
February 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
not pictured: Sam’s mom not being convinced by any of this
fell for the oldest trick in the book (explaining puberty blockers and bone density to Sam’s mom on the phone)
February 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
fell for the oldest trick in the book (explaining puberty blockers and bone density to Sam’s mom on the phone)
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if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
hampede (ham stampede)
December 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
hampede (ham stampede)
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smartToilet 7:55am
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
September 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
smartToilet 7:55am
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
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The fellas at Burglars Anonymous knew I relapsed because of my big ruby.
December 5, 2024 at 12:40 PM
The fellas at Burglars Anonymous knew I relapsed because of my big ruby.
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Voices from another self? Voices from *a deeper self*? Voices from... *early gender dysphoria*?
September 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Voices from another self? Voices from *a deeper self*? Voices from... *early gender dysphoria*?
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
November 28, 2024 at 4:26 AM
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
be congested and sleepy, or be not congested and insane. a decision all sudafed boys must make
January 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
be congested and sleepy, or be not congested and insane. a decision all sudafed boys must make
who am i to deny her this simple pleasure
November 26, 2023 at 4:31 PM
who am i to deny her this simple pleasure