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Bread Bowl Reaver
@bredd.bsky.social
Self-taught brain surgeon. Corporate lobbyist for Big Pussy. Disgraced parachute factory production manager.

The views expressed in this account are those of the poster and do not reflect those of @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social + @hard-drive.net
it's a great week to be a @laurenlavin.bsky.social -head, thanks to @autofocusbooks.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
my friend Joe Mitchell isn't dead yet but i do miss him exclaiming "HE'S GOT A GUN!" from the back of the blackbox theater while the audience watches the tamest improv group imaginable.
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
dying from cancer without telling any of your loved ones is one of the coolest things a man can do.
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Maybe America'll be Great Again next year...?
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
the original pride rally? 1000 Homo DJs
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
creating my own version of Hot Ones except I make celebrities drink XL Big Gulps of iced coffee from 7-Eleven
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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OUT NOW: "How I(CE) Could Just Kill A Man"
A song I've been writing while participating in my local Defense Line all summer. 100% proceeds headed for the AMOR Network (AmorRI.org)
Fuck ICE. Free The People. Free The Land.

Listen: bdolan.bandcamp.com/album/how-i-...
Buy: glaringtypo.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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can't even joke. 6 am on christmas morning and itching for his kids to disappear so he can jet to pedophile paradise. would be the most hollow slimy creature on god's earth if not for the rest of his outlook address book.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
instantly thought of this with that screenshot
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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The big club George Carlin was talking about? It’s NAMBLA
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
outside of a protest
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
can't hear this name and not imagine Goofy using a shower brush
Breaking: Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to be next Fed chair
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I was only asking what night the wildest child sex party was going to be so i could avoid it.
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
these are on a government website. this is unreal.
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
imagine being strangled to death by the host of Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous. i'd laugh through my choking at his stupid posh accent.
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
bringing this over to bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:49 AM
giving myself the Best Friend Award (for reading friends' Substack posts)
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
calling in an anonymous tip about the Somali child care fraud going on at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 so ICE will show up and start blasting.
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
looking for a new job with less responsibilities so i might run for governor as a democrat.
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
directed by someone in the Epstein files lol
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.

This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
release the Pretti footage
www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/midw...
www.newsnationnow.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
such a shame, younger generations have fallen out of love with Animorphs and the Boxcar Children.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 PM