Great name: Blythe Danner
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Great name: Blythe Danner
I get to work from home the rest of the day because my massive, block-long office building does not have heat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I get to work from home the rest of the day because my massive, block-long office building does not have heat.
Reposted by Brian
Winter pro tip: if you don’t have hand warmers just get two roast beef sandwiches from Arby’s and put them in your pockets
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Winter pro tip: if you don’t have hand warmers just get two roast beef sandwiches from Arby’s and put them in your pockets
Absolutely convinced this second large fountain Coke Zero for today will do the trick.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Absolutely convinced this second large fountain Coke Zero for today will do the trick.
in a surprisingly good mood while at work in the office on a friday. what gives??
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
in a surprisingly good mood while at work in the office on a friday. what gives??
this is a fallon hate account through and through
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
this is a fallon hate account through and through
oomf meetup to drink only pinot grigio when??
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
oomf meetup to drink only pinot grigio when??
Imagine reading this paragraph to a pilgrim.
NEWS: A unanimous Third Circuit panel rules that Alina Habba is not U.S. Attorney, cannot be Acting U.S. Attorney, and cannot have the powers delegated to her. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Imagine reading this paragraph to a pilgrim.
proof of life from this dirty whole foods mirror
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
proof of life from this dirty whole foods mirror
Tim Gunn:
in a MOOD
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Tim Gunn:
peak American culture (complimentary)
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
peak American culture (complimentary)
Save me canned iced vanilla latte. Save me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Save me canned iced vanilla latte. Save me.
Every week or so I think about how good The Staircase was (BOTH the HBO version and documentary)
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Every week or so I think about how good The Staircase was (BOTH the HBO version and documentary)
My specific skill is wearing the worst shoes during a rainstorm and then having wet feet all day 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My specific skill is wearing the worst shoes during a rainstorm and then having wet feet all day 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
It’s so funny that bars and restaurants willingly post vids of their staff doing a “how accurate are our liquor pours” contest. Like yes mama, show me how bad your drinks are.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s so funny that bars and restaurants willingly post vids of their staff doing a “how accurate are our liquor pours” contest. Like yes mama, show me how bad your drinks are.
Rebecca Black:
how the fuck is it not Friday
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rebecca Black:
Me: I’d like to remove this extra blank line from this document
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me: I’d like to remove this extra blank line from this document
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
smart people:
Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
smart people:
The supermarket was out of my very specific low sodium bread.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The supermarket was out of my very specific low sodium bread.
when I say hell is too comfortable for these goons I mean it.
1/2
ICE/CPB thugs tackled a nonverbal autistic man outside a Family Dollar in Chicago’s Little Village claiming he was “noncompliant.”
Witnesses begged them to stop. “Why they beating up this special boy?” one worker cried. “He comes in every day for a treat. He has the mind of a child.” 🤬🤬🤬
ICE/CPB thugs tackled a nonverbal autistic man outside a Family Dollar in Chicago’s Little Village claiming he was “noncompliant.”
Witnesses begged them to stop. “Why they beating up this special boy?” one worker cried. “He comes in every day for a treat. He has the mind of a child.” 🤬🤬🤬
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
when I say hell is too comfortable for these goons I mean it.
I’m sorry, we have to stop asking questions about billionaires and their opinions on anything, especially governance.
After spending months and millions attacking Zohran Mamdani, billionaire Bill Ackman tweeted a short congratulations and offered to help the new Mayor-elect.
@premthakker.bsky.social asked @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about his response to Ackman, and if he would work with the billionaire:
@premthakker.bsky.social asked @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about his response to Ackman, and if he would work with the billionaire:
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m sorry, we have to stop asking questions about billionaires and their opinions on anything, especially governance.
he keeps winning???
Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect of New York City, will turn to veterans of City Hall, nonprofit executives and a former chair of the Federal Trade Commission — all of them women — to lead his official transition effort, he said on Wednesday. nyti.ms/4nHdyOP
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
he keeps winning???
Let us not forget this moment of true joy that this movie gave us
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let us not forget this moment of true joy that this movie gave us