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Brendan Noel
@brendannoel.bsky.social
He/him. Watcher of television, abandoner of Twitter replacement options (ask me about my Mastodon account!)
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This place is turning into a real Eko chamber
I have never been the biggest Yorgos Lanthimos fan but I really really enjoyed Bugonia
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not a movie, but season 3 of Enlightened. This would require Diane Ladd and James Rebhorn (possibly others) to not be dead, so I'd also make it 2013 again through science or magic
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ham?? On thanksgiving?? Goodbye
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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If you turn this off - as I tried to do - it removes your ability to sort mail into promotions, social media, et cetera. Basically coercing you to train their bullshit A.I. by removing features you had previous access to. Bad company.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We finally got the answer to the question "what happens if they just run out of pictures" #TheFloor
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
To: [email protected]
CC: [email protected]
Subject Line: RE: horrific crimes we love committing
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Counted 3 lower-third ads for "Wicked" on the first 11 minutes of tonight's St. Denis Medical. In a month with a metric ton of "Wicked" synergy across the adver-tainment spectrum that would send Jack Donaghy to Erection Cove, these (essentially) pop-up ads are somehow the most intrusive and annoying
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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If you feel overwhelmed, remember that you can still make a difference doing little things. A compliment or word of encouragement, a tip to a favorite takeout place, a donation to a local charity, an email to your favorite author, time with a pet, a walk outside, or a phone call to a loved one.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Did not care for this at all, Tony
Details
Toughness
and they
Finish

???
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
IT'S DEBRA MESSING YOU GAYS!
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Last summer, Trey Yesavage was still pitching in college. Tonight, he pitched seven innings of one-run, three-hit ball on the road at Dodger Stadium in Game 5 of the World Series.

He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I can't believe we live in a reality where we can earnestly saying things like "uhh well I assume the Pope is a Bears fan"
This is a real: Pope Leo XIV was gifted a Buffalo Bills jersey.

The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues.

Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Do baseball games end?
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Blue Jays are gonna lose this game and it won't even be to the other team, but themselves. Who the hell waved Schneider home
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
LETS GO BLUE JAYS
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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if toronto wins the world series america becomes the 11th province
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Playskool My First Officiating Crew #Patriots
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
VLADIMIR. GUERRERO. JUNIOR.
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Loved to watch Teen Woll and play Call of Daty back in 20122
no we can't be doing 2012 nostalgia

I refuse
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM