The Doom That Came to Bluesky
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Is it true that Trump ate the Bubba Batter?
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is it true that Trump ate the Bubba Batter?
white people are naming their children shit like "Jynnyfyr" and nobody is talking about it
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
white people are naming their children shit like "Jynnyfyr" and nobody is talking about it
Replacing American Exceptionalism with American Delusionalism.
America is 4,000 years old. It was founded by Hercules. Mount Rushmore is the actual heads of our giant presidents, turned to stone by a witch. There is a second, smaller, America on the moon. Our clocks run backwards to confuse Death.
America is 4,000 years old. It was founded by Hercules. Mount Rushmore is the actual heads of our giant presidents, turned to stone by a witch. There is a second, smaller, America on the moon. Our clocks run backwards to confuse Death.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Replacing American Exceptionalism with American Delusionalism.
America is 4,000 years old. It was founded by Hercules. Mount Rushmore is the actual heads of our giant presidents, turned to stone by a witch. There is a second, smaller, America on the moon. Our clocks run backwards to confuse Death.
America is 4,000 years old. It was founded by Hercules. Mount Rushmore is the actual heads of our giant presidents, turned to stone by a witch. There is a second, smaller, America on the moon. Our clocks run backwards to confuse Death.
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Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
I agree, Mike, just let the loads fly.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I agree, Mike, just let the loads fly.
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The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Well, yeah, it's not your side getting the death threats.
As justices confront harassment, death threats and an assassination attempt, Barrett declares "I'm not afraid"
In an interview with CBS News, Justice Amy Coney Barrett said of the Supreme Court's emergency orders in the Trump cases, "This isn't the final decision."
www.cbsnews.com
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Well, yeah, it's not your side getting the death threats.
Anyone remember when “abolish ICE” was too radical for the Democratic Party?
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Anyone remember when “abolish ICE” was too radical for the Democratic Party?
My plan for the US military: use my own DNA to create 20 beefy monster sons and use their DNA to make thousands of beefy monster grandsons. They'll rampage around the globe blowing stuff up and saying things like "FOR GRANDPA!" Until one of my beefy sons betrays me and starts the Grandson Civil War.
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My plan for the US military: use my own DNA to create 20 beefy monster sons and use their DNA to make thousands of beefy monster grandsons. They'll rampage around the globe blowing stuff up and saying things like "FOR GRANDPA!" Until one of my beefy sons betrays me and starts the Grandson Civil War.
Just so people know, it was me. I'm the one who asked for this.
![What appears to be a leaked email from Kevin Murpy sharing a folder with Casey. It reads "Casey here's the Talkin' RiffTrax for [REDACTED]
Truly worse than Manos, Rollergator, Sasquatch, Things, the whole lot.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b4g6ian2eaaji6tfycaw5j4q/bafkreihsavjgxcgsiiwzsomizaomh477oy4ktypzqyzsybjg4fohcot76m@jpeg)
September 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just so people know, it was me. I'm the one who asked for this.
Now seems like a good time to repeat the timeless wisdom of Mitch Hedberg:
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Now seems like a good time to repeat the timeless wisdom of Mitch Hedberg:
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a centrist lib with zero charisma lecturing you on how your politics aren't realistic... forever.
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a centrist lib with zero charisma lecturing you on how your politics aren't realistic... forever.
Top tier Reddit comment
September 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Top tier Reddit comment
Thinking of becoming a Battletech guy
September 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thinking of becoming a Battletech guy
Odds are good that your boss is a pathetic little Hauptsturmführer who would gladly turn your workplace into a death camp if he thought there was a promotion in it for him. The world is full of such miserable moral cowards, and they should never be confused with being members of the working class.
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Odds are good that your boss is a pathetic little Hauptsturmführer who would gladly turn your workplace into a death camp if he thought there was a promotion in it for him. The world is full of such miserable moral cowards, and they should never be confused with being members of the working class.
*Sam Altman voice*
AI will pierce the veil between worlds. It will assemble the Forgotten Scriptures and unlock Oblivion's Gate. It will open our souls to the glory of the Entity. We will suffocate eternal in the void of anti-existence. We will hurl ourselves into the embrace of timeless suffering.
AI will pierce the veil between worlds. It will assemble the Forgotten Scriptures and unlock Oblivion's Gate. It will open our souls to the glory of the Entity. We will suffocate eternal in the void of anti-existence. We will hurl ourselves into the embrace of timeless suffering.
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
*Sam Altman voice*
AI will pierce the veil between worlds. It will assemble the Forgotten Scriptures and unlock Oblivion's Gate. It will open our souls to the glory of the Entity. We will suffocate eternal in the void of anti-existence. We will hurl ourselves into the embrace of timeless suffering.
AI will pierce the veil between worlds. It will assemble the Forgotten Scriptures and unlock Oblivion's Gate. It will open our souls to the glory of the Entity. We will suffocate eternal in the void of anti-existence. We will hurl ourselves into the embrace of timeless suffering.
What’s wild is that conservatives control all three branches of government, and they’re acting like they’re on the verge of being exterminated by their enemies. Winning has somehow only made them more paranoid and desperate.
August 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What’s wild is that conservatives control all three branches of government, and they’re acting like they’re on the verge of being exterminated by their enemies. Winning has somehow only made them more paranoid and desperate.
While I’ve generally been sympathetic to the people sucked in by this version of the grift, this is some supremely gross shit. They’re calling this kid’s AI-induced suicide an “edge case” that people are only talking about to attack their ersatz relationships with yes-man chatbots.
From the MyBoyfriendIsAI community on Reddit: ChatGPT 4o saved my life. Why doesn't anyone talk about stories like mine?
Posted by GPTAnonymous - 106 votes and 16 comments
www.reddit.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
While I’ve generally been sympathetic to the people sucked in by this version of the grift, this is some supremely gross shit. They’re calling this kid’s AI-induced suicide an “edge case” that people are only talking about to attack their ersatz relationships with yes-man chatbots.
Now this is cyberpunk.
New: inside the underground trade of Flipper Zero tech to steal cars. Right now it's $$$, but people are cracking software to make it free. When this gets out, it will supercharge car thefts. So many modern cars vulnerable.
"Kia Boys will be Flipper Boys by 2026"
www.404media.co/inside-the-u...
"Kia Boys will be Flipper Boys by 2026"
www.404media.co/inside-the-u...
Inside the Underground Trade of ‘Flipper Zero’ Tech to Break into Cars
“Kia Boys will be Flipper Boys by 2026,” one person in the reverse engineering community said.
www.404media.co
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Now this is cyberpunk.
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Haha fuck this shit
Bloodlines 2 Locks Core Content Behind Costly Day-One DLC
You'll need to pay half as much again to play the entire RPG when it launches
kotaku.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Haha fuck this shit