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Incredibly on brand for the Sabres to fire Kevyn Adams on the heels of the first 3 game winning streak in a thousand years
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
All of my injuries are non-contact
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh good the penalty moves them into New England territory so they don't even need to worry about getting some yardage before punting
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Two punts from positive territory is just capitulation. Coward shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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"Did I eat something?"

"Do I have a meeting today?"

"Am I at the office with the low-flow toilets?"
Will I Have Diarrhea? A Flow Chart
Will I Have Diarrhea?<br/> A Flow Chart
buff.ly
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"you know, god, the one in the book that let his own son get executed. he's gonna make sure my day goes great"
Trump’s Acting US Attorney for Delaware announces she is following Alina Habba and stepping down: “The people that think they have chased me away will soon find out they are mistaken. I did not get here by being a shrinking violet. God has a plan.”
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
got an email from my car insurance company asking me if I could be saving more on car insurance
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not enough focus on how the dude had part of his brain die and it made him go MAGA
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think I'm wearing new socks. I think they evaded me in the sock drawer for months.

Sometimes good things happen.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yes, absolutely. But also she shot her dog in the face and then wrote a book about how awesome it was so I can't imagine she's capable of empathy.

This content is good for other audiences, but it won't change a thing about the monster that she is.
this was a really powerful approach to questioning noem—bringing the actual people impacted by her reign of terror. from her perch it's easy to see these cases as abstractions but she needs to be confronted with them at every turn.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sheesh. Sabres.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
“They know me here”
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Infinite monkeys with infinite GPUs
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
things around here should be very different in a way that suits my unspoken tastes almost exclusively. i am willing to pay zero dollars and put in no effort whatsoever. thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Big 10 should be outlawed
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A lot of talk of people getting freaked by not realizing they're on the Discover tab. Imagine what its like not realizing you're scrolling Breadsky.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Another decade or so of development for UPL and he's gonna be a game wrecker
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"I might be a Nazi-friendly talk-show host possessed by the ghost of John Barleycorn, but I still have a sense of humor. What’s not funny, though, is some pimply journalist trying to defame me by reporting my words verbatim."
My Order to Kill Everyone and Everything Was Taken Out of Context
“[Secretary of War] Hegseth ordered a lethal attack but not the killing of survivors, officials say… Amid talk of war crimes, the details and preci...
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Washington Post editorial board: We should be buying everything from Amazon only, Blue Origins is good and their rockets aren't penis shaped, and Lauren Sanches has a completely normal looking face.
The Washington Post editorial board railed against a wealth tax without noting its owner, Jeff Bezos, stands to benefit more from its tax policy prescriptions than nearly anyone else on the planet.

READ MORE: zeteo.com/p/washington...
The Washington Post Wants to Protect Its Owner From a Wealth Tax
The editorial board at Jeff Bezos’s newspaper railed against a wealth tax without noting the Amazon founder stands to benefit from its tax policy prescriptions.
zeteo.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
just watched these dudes fly a private jet from Niagara Falls to Buffalo
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Apparently all the MAGA folks in Fucksticks, TN have been reading your skeets and decided to vote
Y’all talked too much about the TN-7 race, turned it high salience, juiced turnout, and wrecked Dems’ chances of sneaking in a win.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tired of ergonomic chairs that still destroy me. Looking for a biblically accurate office chair at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Elon Musk: Charlie Brown had hoes
This is not true. Musk is endorsing (again) a version of the white nationalist great replacement theory, as told by Stephen Miller.

It is a conspiracy theory and it was confined to the fringes of the Internet until 10 or so years ago.

If true, Harris would’ve easily won in 2024.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
OMG Ertz
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM