Jessie Phillips Andersen
@bringpie.bsky.social
Designer, maker, wood turner, ceramicist, integrator of crafts; cat mom, dog mom, human child mom. Eat pie, hug dogs.
So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.
January 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.
Reposted by Jessie Phillips Andersen
It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.
Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…
Better yet, don’t take him live
I am begging everyone not to let this man speak without live fact checking policed by air horn
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…
Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!
Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.
WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”
He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.
NEW: In Oct 2016, when a new book about Jeffrey Epstein came out, he bought 17 copies. In 2019, in Epstein’s last weeks of freedom, he made his final purchases: a guide to raising children, The Annotated Lolita & Nietzsche’s The Birth of Tragedy
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Epstein’s Emails Reveal Book Purchases About Trump, Sex, Money and Power
TThe disgraced financier purchased books about making money, treating narcissism, negotiating with anyone, achieving ecstasy and understanding life
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November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.
@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸
You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.
As a suburban soccer mom, I can tell you that quite a few of the even moderately left suburban soccer moms you know are pissed off, amazing at multi-tasking and organizing, and ready to fight
I gotta say, I’m seeing the most Live Laugh Love women I went to all girls high school with in Ohio posting anti-ICE Instagram reels and demanding people pay attention to the threat of fascism
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.
Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked
In 2016, Meta research calculated its users' average distance from all other people on the platform. The average average was 3.57, and most people averaged between 3 and 4.🧵
Off the top of my head, in terms of degrees of separation I managed to get from myself to *Jimi Hendrix* in "three hops," this is a WILD assertion to make
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November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked
It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!
We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Trump threatens to deploy the National Guard to Portland, citing something he saw on TV last night
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
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Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics
Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.
FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.
August 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.
I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.
August 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.
If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.
a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
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July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.
What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.
The Supreme Court is out of control. To allow the president, without any explanation, to unilaterally dismantle agencies created by an Act of Congress is to endow the president with sovereignty. There is no justification, because they haven’t given one. Our country is in big trouble.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to move forward with the abolition of the Department of Education. It gives no explanation for its order. All three liberals dissent. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
From Sotomayor's dissent:
From Sotomayor's dissent:
July 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.
Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).
July 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).
Like this, but with the entire government and judiciary
princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair .
Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time flipping a table
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June 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Like this, but with the entire government and judiciary
Supreme Court paving the way for six members to be shipped off to The Hague.
June 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Supreme Court paving the way for six members to be shipped off to The Hague.
When I was in high school this town had a cross-country course so rural they needed to spray paint the cow pies, and now they have a No Kings and that’s a hell of a change.
a 21 year old drove an SUV intentionally into a crowd of protesters at a No Kings rally in Virginia
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Man drives into crowd of protesters at 'No Kings' rally in Virginia
Police say a driver in an SUV intentionally drove into a crowd of protesters in Culpeper, hitting at least one person.
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June 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When I was in high school this town had a cross-country course so rural they needed to spray paint the cow pies, and now they have a No Kings and that’s a hell of a change.
No one went to his party because Portland had one with pom-poms, a marching band, clowns, and people who aren’t pieces of shit that is everyone cool was at.
June 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
No one went to his party because Portland had one with pom-poms, a marching band, clowns, and people who aren’t pieces of shit that is everyone cool was at.
This is art
Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is art