Britt Andrews
@britta2211.bsky.social
Clinically Tired, Chronically Online. Music photographer, wrestling aficionado, history buff with a terrible memory. Show me a photo of your dog.
After 16hr on the road, finally made it to my hotel. Checked in, brushed my teeth, climbed into bed.
Then my watch hits me with this sass
Then my watch hits me with this sass
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
After 16hr on the road, finally made it to my hotel. Checked in, brushed my teeth, climbed into bed.
Then my watch hits me with this sass
Then my watch hits me with this sass
Me, driving down a highway in the middle of the country, nowhere near Antarctica: "I wonder if Ernest Shackleton felt like a draft dodger because WWI started and he just went "okay I'm going to the south pole for two years, have fun in the world war!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Me, driving down a highway in the middle of the country, nowhere near Antarctica: "I wonder if Ernest Shackleton felt like a draft dodger because WWI started and he just went "okay I'm going to the south pole for two years, have fun in the world war!"
Man, country towns really are fucking bizarre.
Stopped at the only bakery in a town on my drive to Adelaide, despite the recent reviews saying their staff basically ignore anyone who isn't a local.
I asked for a plastic bag and she goes "a bag? For that? Why?" and glared at me until I answered.
Stopped at the only bakery in a town on my drive to Adelaide, despite the recent reviews saying their staff basically ignore anyone who isn't a local.
I asked for a plastic bag and she goes "a bag? For that? Why?" and glared at me until I answered.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Man, country towns really are fucking bizarre.
Stopped at the only bakery in a town on my drive to Adelaide, despite the recent reviews saying their staff basically ignore anyone who isn't a local.
I asked for a plastic bag and she goes "a bag? For that? Why?" and glared at me until I answered.
Stopped at the only bakery in a town on my drive to Adelaide, despite the recent reviews saying their staff basically ignore anyone who isn't a local.
I asked for a plastic bag and she goes "a bag? For that? Why?" and glared at me until I answered.
I'm stressed because I'm meant to be driving to Adelaide like, right now, but I haven't packed anything. My back is sore as hell, too, so I lay on the floor to stretch it. Wasn't long until I was sprung.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm stressed because I'm meant to be driving to Adelaide like, right now, but I haven't packed anything. My back is sore as hell, too, so I lay on the floor to stretch it. Wasn't long until I was sprung.
Roman saw a spill on the counter and wanted to help.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Roman saw a spill on the counter and wanted to help.
Looking at the Steam reviews for the new Snoopy game and oh my god
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Looking at the Steam reviews for the new Snoopy game and oh my god
I saw a point about the under 16 social media ban that I hadnt considered before now. And while I have always been vehemently against it, I think its a terrible idea that wont stop bullying and will instead just further isolate isolated kids.
But pedos can now blackmail kids who are sneaking online
But pedos can now blackmail kids who are sneaking online
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I saw a point about the under 16 social media ban that I hadnt considered before now. And while I have always been vehemently against it, I think its a terrible idea that wont stop bullying and will instead just further isolate isolated kids.
But pedos can now blackmail kids who are sneaking online
But pedos can now blackmail kids who are sneaking online
TIL shirts became common because Marlon Brando is hot
It wasn't until about the 1940s and 50s that it became increasingly common to see men wearing t-shirts in public. The style ascended partly because it was sexually suggestive (think of Marlon Brando in The Wild One).
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
TIL shirts became common because Marlon Brando is hot
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But what if I NEED one of those obsolete cables one day?
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
But what if I NEED one of those obsolete cables one day?
On the toilet, actively pissing, and Facebook pops up with this while I'm watching people's stories
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
On the toilet, actively pissing, and Facebook pops up with this while I'm watching people's stories
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At one point in the 1990s, approximately 1 in 4 people with HIV were AIDS denialists
They believed HIV didn’t cause AIDS
They refused the drugs. Refused precautions
You don’t hear about them much anymore because they all died
RFK Jr peddled the narrative back then & he’s still peddling it today
They believed HIV didn’t cause AIDS
They refused the drugs. Refused precautions
You don’t hear about them much anymore because they all died
RFK Jr peddled the narrative back then & he’s still peddling it today
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
At one point in the 1990s, approximately 1 in 4 people with HIV were AIDS denialists
They believed HIV didn’t cause AIDS
They refused the drugs. Refused precautions
You don’t hear about them much anymore because they all died
RFK Jr peddled the narrative back then & he’s still peddling it today
They believed HIV didn’t cause AIDS
They refused the drugs. Refused precautions
You don’t hear about them much anymore because they all died
RFK Jr peddled the narrative back then & he’s still peddling it today
Reposted by Britt Andrews
See also : "You're overreacting."
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
See also : "You're overreacting."
Lightroom's Denoise feature really coming in to save the day with these Wednesday 13 photos...
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Lightroom's Denoise feature really coming in to save the day with these Wednesday 13 photos...
At the zoo for my birthday.
Kid looks at red pandas, looks at his mum, goes "Mum, I have a question. Can we eat them?"
Kid looks at red pandas, looks at his mum, goes "Mum, I have a question. Can we eat them?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
At the zoo for my birthday.
Kid looks at red pandas, looks at his mum, goes "Mum, I have a question. Can we eat them?"
Kid looks at red pandas, looks at his mum, goes "Mum, I have a question. Can we eat them?"
I have been 33 years old for 2.5hr and have woken up to pee twice in that time.
If this is what being old is like I don't want it.
If this is what being old is like I don't want it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have been 33 years old for 2.5hr and have woken up to pee twice in that time.
If this is what being old is like I don't want it.
If this is what being old is like I don't want it.
Lego insists on lying under my desk (even though he is enormous).
He will also freak out if the wheels get too close to him, but then lies with his ears under the damn wheels.
To move my chair I had to lean down, lift his floppy ear, and try to slowly scooch in while still holding his ear up.
He will also freak out if the wheels get too close to him, but then lies with his ears under the damn wheels.
To move my chair I had to lean down, lift his floppy ear, and try to slowly scooch in while still holding his ear up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Lego insists on lying under my desk (even though he is enormous).
He will also freak out if the wheels get too close to him, but then lies with his ears under the damn wheels.
To move my chair I had to lean down, lift his floppy ear, and try to slowly scooch in while still holding his ear up.
He will also freak out if the wheels get too close to him, but then lies with his ears under the damn wheels.
To move my chair I had to lean down, lift his floppy ear, and try to slowly scooch in while still holding his ear up.
Got a couple new Tile trackers that I don't need to use for a lil while, but I'm doing the smart thing this time and setting them up BEFORE I put them away somewhere, so when I do need them I can find them.
Because twice I've bought these and lost them before set up.
Because twice I've bought these and lost them before set up.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Got a couple new Tile trackers that I don't need to use for a lil while, but I'm doing the smart thing this time and setting them up BEFORE I put them away somewhere, so when I do need them I can find them.
Because twice I've bought these and lost them before set up.
Because twice I've bought these and lost them before set up.
It seems when the edibles kicked in last night I just took a million photos of Roman
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It seems when the edibles kicked in last night I just took a million photos of Roman
This is who you're asking to work 40 hours a week, btw
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is who you're asking to work 40 hours a week, btw
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Inventor of the cigarette: holy shit, everyone's gonna look so fucking cool from now on
August 13, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Inventor of the cigarette: holy shit, everyone's gonna look so fucking cool from now on
This is why I always leave my seat on the lounge reclined, even when I'm not sitting there.
Lil Romey likes it.
Lil Romey likes it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is why I always leave my seat on the lounge reclined, even when I'm not sitting there.
Lil Romey likes it.
Lil Romey likes it.
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I think this is fine. I don’t think there’s any conflict of interest for the lady who didn’t prosecute Epstein for all those sex crimes to decide who gets to know about all the sex crimes she didn’t prosecute
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think this is fine. I don’t think there’s any conflict of interest for the lady who didn’t prosecute Epstein for all those sex crimes to decide who gets to know about all the sex crimes she didn’t prosecute
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when i get a, “hi, acab rangoon” on Microsoft Teams ™️, you i know i hit em with that flehmen response
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
when i get a, “hi, acab rangoon” on Microsoft Teams ™️, you i know i hit em with that flehmen response
Someone please tell me that it's true that the King is going to take the Queen's corgis away from the pedo son because the dogs deserve a home with "better judgment" around them because that's so fucking funny
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Someone please tell me that it's true that the King is going to take the Queen's corgis away from the pedo son because the dogs deserve a home with "better judgment" around them because that's so fucking funny
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...