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craz

@brunches.bsky.social

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she/her, 22, stupid adult that does stupid adult things. aka crazilily in most places. the introduction of this type of layout was the death of true profile customization tbh craz sightings: https://crazilily.newgrounds.com/ https://crazilily.tumblr.com

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Dec 3

no TERFS or ZIONISTS or BIGOTS or AI NUTJOBS are allowed in my powerful kingdom, concealed in the clouds above.

craz @brunches.bsky.social · 15d

the absolute grip animal jam has had on me for the past three to four months is crazy. billions must frolic around jamaa as foxes

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Aug 27

stop it!!! stop hurting me!!!!!!!!!!

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Aug 15

i'm sorry tama but what you've done this time isn't excusable

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Aug 15

mfw i look up to an artist for 6 years straight for silly furries and pretty drawings and then the discord logs come out and theyr revealed to lie a lot about irl people and be a little Strange around minors. ?

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Aug 11

ohhhh tena

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Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · Jul 22

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S:

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Jul 27

if you give your predatory loan shark app a cute little mascot to appeal to the masses youre going to the eternal hell world on your 35th birthday

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Jul 26

toby fox i literally told my friends the other day that "i still have yet to play undertale and its been almost 10 years" you can't do this to me

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Kylerfunkenstein 🎃 @kye.bgay.social · Jul 8

Rumors of an impending Nintendo Direct have been circulating, so we reached out to Reggie Fils-Aimé for any confirmation. What he said shocked us:

"Dude, get the fuck out of my house. I haven't worked for Nintendo in years."

(Source: Princeton-Plainsboro)

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Jun 27

cartoon network could do the craziest thing right now

ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · Jun 24

Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Jun 22

WHY ARENT MY EYELASH WISHES COMING TRUE.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jun 7

A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Jun 8

why arent my eyelash wishes coming true

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · May 26

oh i'm sorry am i bothering you

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un bastille after another @anem0ne.net · May 19

we used to be a country. a proper country.

Various devices from the 90s, all with transparent or translucent cases in bright colors.

A red iMac; an orange N64; an orange MacBook; a yellow dual shock controller; a green game boy and tamagotchi; a blue paw; a magenta Dreamcast; pink and blue beepers; a yellow CD player and PS2 memory card; among others

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · May 6

i wish i was happier

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 28

some of you guys should just eat a handful of rocks actually. not naming names but you know who you are.

craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 27

dear diary, today i tried coding my own website to talk about my collection in a fun and decentralized place. did it work? no. but i wish it did.

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · Mar 27

You

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 16

she either loves me for my heart.......... or because i have one of the rarest webkinz in the game

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 16

back in my day kids were ruthless. one time when i was in kindergarten playing during recess, a second grader came over to the playground and pushed me into the deathly spike pit! they were laughing at me while i was taking 5 damage every 2 seconds. shit fucking sucked man

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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · Apr 16

there is something extremely funny about how Tumblr has now outlived 4chan

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 16

may we never be forgotten by the sands of time.

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boots darekit @darekit.bsky.social · Apr 11

there are two kinds of model commissioners i deal with

1. wants it for fun little social games so they can be seen by their buddies as a cute little critter

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June (^・ω・^ ) @juneibyou.bsky.social · Apr 10

Gaming Is Saved

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craz @brunches.bsky.social · Apr 12

as it should be