Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
YIMBY. Scientist. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. Bi 🩷💜💙
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
Heartstopper. Amtrak. Gym. Divorce. Religion. Crisis.
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
Heartstopper. Amtrak. Gym. Divorce. Religion. Crisis.
Pinned
Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
· Jun 21
they should have tinder but for people like in the movie crash. people who have crash syndrome where they want to do a car crash sexual style
Craigslist, missed connections:
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
An amp's reach should exceed its grasp. Or what's eleven for?
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
An amp's reach should exceed its grasp. Or what's eleven for?
Reposted by Couth
Eight of Swords ⚔️
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Eight of Swords ⚔️
The hill I die on will probably be a great sledding hill.
The hill I will die on will probably be a mountain that ate your hill for breakfast.
The hill I will die on will likely be a pile of bills.
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The hill I die on will probably be a great sledding hill.
You can dye eggs on any occasion.
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You can dye eggs on any occasion.
Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death’s dream kingdom
These do not appear
-Eliot, the hollow men
In death’s dream kingdom
These do not appear
-Eliot, the hollow men
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death’s dream kingdom
These do not appear
-Eliot, the hollow men
In death’s dream kingdom
These do not appear
-Eliot, the hollow men
Reposted by Couth
like.... I am starting to realize that all of us have spent our entire adult lives watching stories where literally nothing works the way it does in real life - not fistfights, not policing, not car chases, not sex -
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
like.... I am starting to realize that all of us have spent our entire adult lives watching stories where literally nothing works the way it does in real life - not fistfights, not policing, not car chases, not sex -
Reposted by Couth
Okay there should be more female monsters being desired by beautiful human men in stories but you know what else should exist more of? Monsters being desired by other monster nngghf monsters having nasty romanectic sex mmmffghg but I'm a w-werewolf Orc-kun and we're both boys mmffhhghh
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Okay there should be more female monsters being desired by beautiful human men in stories but you know what else should exist more of? Monsters being desired by other monster nngghf monsters having nasty romanectic sex mmmffghg but I'm a w-werewolf Orc-kun and we're both boys mmffhhghh
Speed limit discourse day is basically my Christmas.
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Speed limit discourse day is basically my Christmas.
Story based on the grocery store kid's cart.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Story based on the grocery store kid's cart.
Reposted by Couth
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Reposted by Couth
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
Sometimes confusing ao3sky and #scisky
Still shipping brains and bacteria : ) 🧪🐡🧠🦠 artologica.etsy.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sometimes confusing ao3sky and #scisky
я сошла с ума
мне нужна она
мне нужна она
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
я сошла с ума
мне нужна она
мне нужна она
This year has been more of the same, just less.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This year has been more of the same, just less.
When the compressors kick on, they kick on for me.
I'm the hottest thing in this cold room.
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When the compressors kick on, they kick on for me.
Reposted by Couth
Santa Claus: I bring presents to children around the world.
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Santa Claus: I bring presents to children around the world.
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
You don't have rota do you? You have to tell me if you have rota.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You don't have rota do you? You have to tell me if you have rota.
Reposted by Couth
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
Reposted by Couth
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Reposted by Couth
Reposted by Couth
Dyyyying at Habs fans who are like "I'm cool with all the explicit gay sex in Heated Rivalry but I draw the line at the idea that a player from my team would fuck a BRUIN."
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dyyyying at Habs fans who are like "I'm cool with all the explicit gay sex in Heated Rivalry but I draw the line at the idea that a player from my team would fuck a BRUIN."
Reposted by Couth
spell tome: Conjure Inconvenience (Mild)
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
spell tome: Conjure Inconvenience (Mild)
Reposted by Couth
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp