Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
Yuri. Yaoi. YIMBY. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42.
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.
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Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
· Jun 21
they should have tinder but for people like in the movie crash. people who have crash syndrome where they want to do a car crash sexual style
Craigslist, missed connections:
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
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It turns out the best depiction of a billionaire couple may just be tom and daisy buchanan
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It turns out the best depiction of a billionaire couple may just be tom and daisy buchanan
Living long enough to be the villain.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Living long enough to be the villain.
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DAYSPRING by @meakoopa.bsky.social, available in bookstores now
i knew i should've stayed an infinite being of pure energy; all the other infinite beings of pure energy told me but did i listen? NO because they were ANNOYING
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
DAYSPRING by @meakoopa.bsky.social, available in bookstores now
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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But I don't want to build a caloric deficit, I want to kill god
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
But I don't want to build a caloric deficit, I want to kill god
I apologize for anything I said or did when I had two under two. Literally just lizard braining it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I apologize for anything I said or did when I had two under two. Literally just lizard braining it.
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A mother in Minneapolis was abducted by ICE and sent to a detention center in Texas, leaving behind a 16 year old and a 3-month old baby. The baby was breastfed and hadn't eaten in a over day. Then a superhero arrived with 350 oz of breastmilk, bottles & extra clothes. 19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
When one mother was taken by ICE, another stepped in to donate breastmilk
Moms in Minneapolis are donating diapers, food and time to help families who have been ripped apart by ICE.
19thnews.org
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
A mother in Minneapolis was abducted by ICE and sent to a detention center in Texas, leaving behind a 16 year old and a 3-month old baby. The baby was breastfed and hadn't eaten in a over day. Then a superhero arrived with 350 oz of breastmilk, bottles & extra clothes. 19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
You can never defeat them. You can only look at them.
-kid about ghosts
-kid about ghosts
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You can never defeat them. You can only look at them.
-kid about ghosts
-kid about ghosts
Literally that might be one mode.
The roads are clear enough but my kid usually walks home (with an adult) and some sidewalks aren't shoveled.
Mostly I'm amazed the school stepped up. We all thought we'd have another 3-5 days off.
The roads are clear enough but my kid usually walks home (with an adult) and some sidewalks aren't shoveled.
Mostly I'm amazed the school stepped up. We all thought we'd have another 3-5 days off.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Literally that might be one mode.
The roads are clear enough but my kid usually walks home (with an adult) and some sidewalks aren't shoveled.
Mostly I'm amazed the school stepped up. We all thought we'd have another 3-5 days off.
The roads are clear enough but my kid usually walks home (with an adult) and some sidewalks aren't shoveled.
Mostly I'm amazed the school stepped up. We all thought we'd have another 3-5 days off.
It is still safer to go down hills in my neighborhood on your butt rather than to walk down them, but EVERYONE HAS SCHOOL TOMORROW.
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It is still safer to go down hills in my neighborhood on your butt rather than to walk down them, but EVERYONE HAS SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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i think it's kind of funny that the poem about everyone forgetting an ancient king is named after a guy with just about the longest-lasting legacy of anyone ever, whose monuments are very much still standing and being cared for
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i think it's kind of funny that the poem about everyone forgetting an ancient king is named after a guy with just about the longest-lasting legacy of anyone ever, whose monuments are very much still standing and being cared for
-tomy means cutting or removing
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
-tomy means cutting or removing
"Want to see me roll cold?"
3yo before putting both feet on an ice pack then rolling around on his bed.
3yo before putting both feet on an ice pack then rolling around on his bed.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Want to see me roll cold?"
3yo before putting both feet on an ice pack then rolling around on his bed.
3yo before putting both feet on an ice pack then rolling around on his bed.
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lake superior is something very special
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
lake superior is something very special
I can be any temperature for like 2 minutes. It's not a problem.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I can be any temperature for like 2 minutes. It's not a problem.
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Want affordable housing? Run your neighbors out of town until it's an economically depressed affordable ghost town!
January 31, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Want affordable housing? Run your neighbors out of town until it's an economically depressed affordable ghost town!
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Shitpost
Butter coffee was a thing, right? I'm innovating.
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Butter coffee was a thing, right? I'm innovating.
The long, dark tea-time of the Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The long, dark tea-time of the Shitpost
Accidentally made butter Earl grey. I thought this was my tea mug but it was the mug we used to melt butter
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Accidentally made butter Earl grey. I thought this was my tea mug but it was the mug we used to melt butter