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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 13h

You can sort of tell where I’m at emotionally from that deranged statement I guess

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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 13h

I think if Hua Cheng managed everything he did out of pure romantic spite, I definitely can handle the baby and not go too insane

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 4d

In an Ozzie voice: naur fuck

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 5d

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 5d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 5d

I remember video games

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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · May 6

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

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alex siple 🏳️‍🌈 @alexsiple.bsky.social · 6d

guess who's back for the month alexsiple.bigcartel.com/product/sunr...

Photo of a blanket inspired by Diisco Elysium

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BlindCoyote 🔜 BLFC @blindcoyote.com · 7d

Spin!

Another piece for my color wheel series
Enjoy!

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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 7d

I am not leaving this site until the newborn purple haze is over for me because executive discourse is exactly the level of barely detectable brain activity I’m capable of right now. Thank you, social medias

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masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 7d

A supernatural mechanical framework (Undertones)

masha potato @bumbleprowl.bsky.social · 8d

Funniest part? I’ve adopted a lot of mannerisms of my week old child and it feels very obnoxiously human

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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 9d

it’s never a good sign when a software developer starts talking about human nature

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 9d

thanks to global warming we get two meltdown mays per year now

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11d

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

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청 @blaushut.bsky.social · 11d

사랑은 안개처럼

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 12d

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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 13d

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."