Bumfuzzled
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Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
Jimmy John’s (the sandwich place) emails and texts me so much I’m worried my husband is going to start getting jealous.
(…$5 off a $20 order tho…)
(…$5 off a $20 order tho…)
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jimmy John’s (the sandwich place) emails and texts me so much I’m worried my husband is going to start getting jealous.
(…$5 off a $20 order tho…)
(…$5 off a $20 order tho…)
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Problems that were overblown:
• quicksand
• people offering me drugs
• getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:
• arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas
• remembering all my passwords
• existential dread
• quicksand
• people offering me drugs
• getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:
• arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas
• remembering all my passwords
• existential dread
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Problems that were overblown:
• quicksand
• people offering me drugs
• getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:
• arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas
• remembering all my passwords
• existential dread
• quicksand
• people offering me drugs
• getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:
• arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas
• remembering all my passwords
• existential dread
The reps I work with have forced me to think way too much today. I have an hour and 20 minutes left of my day and I think I’m totally going to phone it in for that entire time.
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The reps I work with have forced me to think way too much today. I have an hour and 20 minutes left of my day and I think I’m totally going to phone it in for that entire time.
I finished the virus shawl. I’m a fan of the ombré yarn I used (Cotton Kings Sultan Shadow black/purple). I think it came out looking cool. #crochet #virusshawl
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I finished the virus shawl. I’m a fan of the ombré yarn I used (Cotton Kings Sultan Shadow black/purple). I think it came out looking cool. #crochet #virusshawl
We are very deeply into that time of year where I spend half the time that I’m doing laundry wondering “is this damp or just cold?”
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We are very deeply into that time of year where I spend half the time that I’m doing laundry wondering “is this damp or just cold?”
Jokes on you: Cheese has ALWAYS been the only reason to travel. Work conference? No, cheese. Family gathering? Nope…Cheese. Vacation? No a third time….cheese. It’s always cheese.
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
Whey to go: Is cheese the new reason to travel?
From Alpine caves to Corsica's mountains, travellers are discovering France's landscapes and traditions through its most famous dairy delicacy.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Jokes on you: Cheese has ALWAYS been the only reason to travel. Work conference? No, cheese. Family gathering? Nope…Cheese. Vacation? No a third time….cheese. It’s always cheese.
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
When didn”Kiddos” become so widely used when referring to kids? When I was growing up I remember adults directly addressing groups of myself & friends as “kiddos” but now I see adults using “kiddos” when just talking about groups of kids in general to other adults.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When didn”Kiddos” become so widely used when referring to kids? When I was growing up I remember adults directly addressing groups of myself & friends as “kiddos” but now I see adults using “kiddos” when just talking about groups of kids in general to other adults.
As someone who grew up in Massachusetts, this made me laugh.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As someone who grew up in Massachusetts, this made me laugh.
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i'm so fucking exhausted by everything constantly
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i'm so fucking exhausted by everything constantly
This is my very first time using yarn of this weight before, it’s literally just 4 pieces of cotton string, but it’s not as traumatizing as I thought it was going to be. I’m trying the virus shawl pattern for the first time and I think I’ve finally wrapped my head around the pattern now.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is my very first time using yarn of this weight before, it’s literally just 4 pieces of cotton string, but it’s not as traumatizing as I thought it was going to be. I’m trying the virus shawl pattern for the first time and I think I’ve finally wrapped my head around the pattern now.
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Snow in Kamigamo - Asano Takeji
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Snow in Kamigamo - Asano Takeji
Me: “I am sooo overweight. I need to eat better.”
Me 3 hours later: ::eats entire box of Velveeta shells and cheese with extra cheese”
Me 3 hours later: ::eats entire box of Velveeta shells and cheese with extra cheese”
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me: “I am sooo overweight. I need to eat better.”
Me 3 hours later: ::eats entire box of Velveeta shells and cheese with extra cheese”
Me 3 hours later: ::eats entire box of Velveeta shells and cheese with extra cheese”
Pinterest is really pushing these AI ads of weird hoodies with built in muscles but like….the descriptions don’t mention the muscles? It’s all very odd.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Pinterest is really pushing these AI ads of weird hoodies with built in muscles but like….the descriptions don’t mention the muscles? It’s all very odd.
I don’t have twitter so I couldn’t see if there was more of this thread but I’m just saving these screenshots of “Jamaican Masterpiece” because it was just too amusing to let it disappear.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don’t have twitter so I couldn’t see if there was more of this thread but I’m just saving these screenshots of “Jamaican Masterpiece” because it was just too amusing to let it disappear.
Worlds Strongest man: Eddie Hall has a 2026 calendar and it is a real thing that you can buy from his website and I think that’s amazing.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Worlds Strongest man: Eddie Hall has a 2026 calendar and it is a real thing that you can buy from his website and I think that’s amazing.
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A mari and stars or snowflakes
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A mari and stars or snowflakes
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"The Art of K-Pop Demon Hunters" artbook (physical) is coming in 2026.
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"The Art of K-Pop Demon Hunters" artbook (physical) is coming in 2026.
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
Oh, we blockin’ up in this bitch.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh, we blockin’ up in this bitch.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
I like wearing Crocs sandals inside like house slippers and TikTok shop keeps showing me these cool new ones that are on sale but they only go up to size 13. They are taunting me. I need at least a size 16. 17 are longer than they need to be just are a perfect width.
Fuck my stupid clown feet.
Fuck my stupid clown feet.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I like wearing Crocs sandals inside like house slippers and TikTok shop keeps showing me these cool new ones that are on sale but they only go up to size 13. They are taunting me. I need at least a size 16. 17 are longer than they need to be just are a perfect width.
Fuck my stupid clown feet.
Fuck my stupid clown feet.
When it’s nighttime and you’ve forgotten the dog outside.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When it’s nighttime and you’ve forgotten the dog outside.
I like twinkly lights.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I like twinkly lights.
Ive been painting ceramic trees for some family members & I got this mini tree, but it came will regular sized lights which looked way too big. So on a wild hair I hot glued 3 itty bitty mini lights per hole and I like how it came out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ive been painting ceramic trees for some family members & I got this mini tree, but it came will regular sized lights which looked way too big. So on a wild hair I hot glued 3 itty bitty mini lights per hole and I like how it came out.
It’s also National Butter Day. It’s so nice when things come together like that.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s also National Butter Day. It’s so nice when things come together like that.
Today is homemade bread day so I’ve fired up the bread machine and I’m baking a loaf of bread to eat hot with butter. 🧈 🍞
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today is homemade bread day so I’ve fired up the bread machine and I’m baking a loaf of bread to eat hot with butter. 🧈 🍞