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Chris B
@burchris.bsky.social
Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I commend you).

Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.

Enough already.
Oh, come on. Who hasn't done that?
Mass. woman pleads guilty to trafficking stolen human remains from Harvard Medical School's morgue
YouTube video by WMUR-TV
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December 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Your kid may have gotten 37 pencils last Christmas, but you can forget giving them anything that extravagant this year.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Trump has a new post about how he’s in perfect health and not slowing down.

The newsworthy bit seems to be that it’s “seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean” him and “we should do something about it.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is terrible. How am I going to find out about dogs and other animals?
More fake news. Trump didn’t do this.

The FinTwitter account is compromised.
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Vampires can't enter your home unless invited, and that's just one of the traits they share with Jehovah's Witnesses.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He hides inside the toilet
Like a deadly water snake
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"Elon’s entire incoherent free speech framework collapses into a single coherent principle: speech I like is protected, speech I don’t like should be punished.

This is what happens when someone who never understood the actual principles of free speech tries to cosplay as a free speech absolutist."
Three Tweets That Capture The Entire Elon Musk Free Speech Con
We’ve spent years calling out what a hypocrite Elon Musk is on free speech. But sometimes the universe Elon hands you a gift: three tweets in the span of a little over a week that demonstrate…
www.techdirt.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There should have been a "M*A*S*H" episode where they broke the fourth wall and tried to find out where the laugh track was coming from.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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was it Yosemite Sam
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Off to Ralphs to pick up all the cat food I couldn’t get on my way home yesterday because I didn’t have my cart with me.

This is strictly an act of self-preservation.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, that sounds ominous.

Am I cursed now? Is this like The Ring?
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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he always looks like a painting of a cat by someone who has only seen a few cats
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Googling "insincere weasel" gets the same results as Googling "Gavin Newsom."
I think the best and easiest way to fight people without principles is to have principles. Scumbags and liars wither in the face of moral clarity, the only way they have a chance is if their opponents are insincere weasels themselves
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We survived this morning's bout of patio-induced zoomies. I mostly just let him wear himself out. He seemed calm-ish when I was ready to carry him in, but just touchy enough that I still held him at arm's length like he was a beaker of nitro glycerin.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wow, I misremembered so much about this film.

For one thing, I could have sworn it was older.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I wonder what the British “contribution” was when they came to Bengal, or Kenya, or Palestine, or China, or…
My dad came to the UK with nothing. He needed financial assistance for years; he even had to ask a charity for money to buy a suit and train ticket for his university interviews. He became a world-leading migraine doctor and helped countless patients.

He “took”, then he “gave”.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If the best name you can come up with for a thing is "hostile acquisition," it kinda sounds like the sort of thing that no sane society would allow.
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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This isn’t socialism. That’s why.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don't know if the Secretary of "War" can be courtmartialed but let's find out.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You never hear about Reba McPartial.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I'm watching a tech YouTuber who pronounces the "eth" in "ethernet" like it's the "eth" in "Ethel," not the "eth" in "lethal."

You wouldn't think that would be maddening, but let me tell you: it's MADDENING.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I knew Jared Kushner was a vampire.
Hurd Hatfield was born December 7, 1918 in NYC.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Look who finally put in an appearance after ghosting me half the night.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM