what's the best search engine i still use google and it sucks big time
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
what's the best search engine i still use google and it sucks big time
just so you are aware you are pretty much the only reason i use this app even a little bit @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
just so you are aware you are pretty much the only reason i use this app even a little bit @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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My penis exploded but it wasn’t a horny thing, I was just trying to pop my ears
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My penis exploded but it wasn’t a horny thing, I was just trying to pop my ears
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10 shameful struggle meals to destroy your beloved rice cooker
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
10 shameful struggle meals to destroy your beloved rice cooker
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It makes me sick to see a little guy wandering around with a soda the size of his head
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It makes me sick to see a little guy wandering around with a soda the size of his head
playing tetris on the toilet because this shit is a traumatic event
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
playing tetris on the toilet because this shit is a traumatic event
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Calling my old man polycule the board of directors
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Calling my old man polycule the board of directors
yalls i may be demisexual how do i know
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
yalls i may be demisexual how do i know
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Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
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Between the fentanyl test strips and the Covid tests I’ve come to consider myself something of a scientist
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Between the fentanyl test strips and the Covid tests I’ve come to consider myself something of a scientist
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They’re turning me into a constellation tomorrow
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
They’re turning me into a constellation tomorrow
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
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Portland century of humiliation
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Portland century of humiliation
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Panera is so stupid. ‘Bread restaurant.’ Fuck you
October 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Panera is so stupid. ‘Bread restaurant.’ Fuck you
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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using one of these instead of a bidet
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
using one of these instead of a bidet
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Me: I hate it when somebody changes their smell
Gf: you know what that sounds like?
Me: apex predator, cave biome
Gf: you know what that sounds like?
Me: apex predator, cave biome
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me: I hate it when somebody changes their smell
Gf: you know what that sounds like?
Me: apex predator, cave biome
Gf: you know what that sounds like?
Me: apex predator, cave biome
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on a seem food diet. if it seem food i eat it
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
on a seem food diet. if it seem food i eat it
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Don't even get political just slap his hand and yell at him about 'why you eating that banana like that"
September 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Don't even get political just slap his hand and yell at him about 'why you eating that banana like that"
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
the most important part of my work day is finishing my daily sudoku
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the most important part of my work day is finishing my daily sudoku
i hate when i see a good short form video and then i see the exact same video a few minutes later but mirrored and i never get to know which way is real
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
i hate when i see a good short form video and then i see the exact same video a few minutes later but mirrored and i never get to know which way is real
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Important things are happening at the bird site.
September 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Important things are happening at the bird site.
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Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
WEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing characteristics such as humor, kindness, or wealth, a poll released Monday by Monmouth University found that the most desirable quality in a roman...
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September 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur