Caffeinated & Literate
@caffeinated.bsky.social
Future Queen of the Island of Misfit Toys.
Ask your Dr. abt Zoloft.
She/Her
Zero tolerance for Red Hat Nazi bullshit
Ask your Dr. abt Zoloft.
She/Her
Zero tolerance for Red Hat Nazi bullshit
How do you pull a five year old coming home from school out of his car, use him as bait, and somehow not know you're an evil piece of crap?
This isn't a special trickster demon who's temping people into evil, this isn't magic fruit induced curse, this is men being evil and not held accountable.
This isn't a special trickster demon who's temping people into evil, this isn't magic fruit induced curse, this is men being evil and not held accountable.
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 AM
How do you pull a five year old coming home from school out of his car, use him as bait, and somehow not know you're an evil piece of crap?
This isn't a special trickster demon who's temping people into evil, this isn't magic fruit induced curse, this is men being evil and not held accountable.
This isn't a special trickster demon who's temping people into evil, this isn't magic fruit induced curse, this is men being evil and not held accountable.
Happiness is having @xianjaneway.bsky.social as a friend, so when you call to go off about the $25k *home* (non-industrial) sewing/embroidery machine with lots of computerized parts, from a company who's quality has slipped in recent years, SHE GETS IT.
(No one needs a $25k HOME sewing machine.)
(No one needs a $25k HOME sewing machine.)
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Happiness is having @xianjaneway.bsky.social as a friend, so when you call to go off about the $25k *home* (non-industrial) sewing/embroidery machine with lots of computerized parts, from a company who's quality has slipped in recent years, SHE GETS IT.
(No one needs a $25k HOME sewing machine.)
(No one needs a $25k HOME sewing machine.)
The Quilters is on Netflix and if you haven't watched it, it is so so good.
Also a well done reminder that those in prison are still human.
Also a well done reminder that those in prison are still human.
In this award-winning short documentary, men in a Missouri maximum-security prison design and sew beautiful, personalized quilts for foster children. This 33-minute documentary is rated TV-14.
Join us on Friday, February 6 at 6:30 PM at the Downtown Library.
🎥 https://aadl.org/node/664464
Join us on Friday, February 6 at 6:30 PM at the Downtown Library.
🎥 https://aadl.org/node/664464
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The Quilters is on Netflix and if you haven't watched it, it is so so good.
Also a well done reminder that those in prison are still human.
Also a well done reminder that those in prison are still human.
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She said mama stop being a
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
She said mama stop being a
My take away from Heated Rivalry so far is that Kip's dad is parenting goals.
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
My take away from Heated Rivalry so far is that Kip's dad is parenting goals.
I wish you all quiet Sunday mornings, with coffee.
Unless you're a member of ICE. To them I wish you no quiet ever and that all your coffee be secretly decaff and yet make you shit yourself.
Unless you're a member of ICE. To them I wish you no quiet ever and that all your coffee be secretly decaff and yet make you shit yourself.
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I wish you all quiet Sunday mornings, with coffee.
Unless you're a member of ICE. To them I wish you no quiet ever and that all your coffee be secretly decaff and yet make you shit yourself.
Unless you're a member of ICE. To them I wish you no quiet ever and that all your coffee be secretly decaff and yet make you shit yourself.
I should've spent tonight quilting, but instead I curled up in bed and cried because I hurt, because Cigna/Evernorth/Accreedo just doesn't want to send my RA meds and I'm now in an RA flare.
There's literally zero recourse for this.
Great for-profit healthcare system we got here.
There's literally zero recourse for this.
Great for-profit healthcare system we got here.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I should've spent tonight quilting, but instead I curled up in bed and cried because I hurt, because Cigna/Evernorth/Accreedo just doesn't want to send my RA meds and I'm now in an RA flare.
There's literally zero recourse for this.
Great for-profit healthcare system we got here.
There's literally zero recourse for this.
Great for-profit healthcare system we got here.
If your chronically ill/in chronic pain and a sub, and your dom doesn't bring you coffee in bed when you're having a flare, your dom sucks (not in a fun way).
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
If your chronically ill/in chronic pain and a sub, and your dom doesn't bring you coffee in bed when you're having a flare, your dom sucks (not in a fun way).
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DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE AND HABITUATE IT TO HANGING OUT AROUND HUMANS. DO NOT HANDLE WOUNDED WILDLIFE, CALL A PROFESSIONAL.
EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.
EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.
For those that don't know: Rabies can be treated, but not after you show symptoms. Once you show signs of infection you are dead man walking.
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE AND HABITUATE IT TO HANGING OUT AROUND HUMANS. DO NOT HANDLE WOUNDED WILDLIFE, CALL A PROFESSIONAL.
EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.
EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
One of my favorite things about my husband is that he judges any new man/masc person he meets by if he'd let them join a tabletop game he's running or not.
"What did you think of So and So's husband?"
"I would not let them at my table."
"What did you think of So and So's husband?"
"I would not let them at my table."
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
One of my favorite things about my husband is that he judges any new man/masc person he meets by if he'd let them join a tabletop game he's running or not.
"What did you think of So and So's husband?"
"I would not let them at my table."
"What did you think of So and So's husband?"
"I would not let them at my table."
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
Finally watching Avatar with my kiddo who's 11. I haven't watched this since the finale aired 17 years ago. Damn. It holds up.
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Finally watching Avatar with my kiddo who's 11. I haven't watched this since the finale aired 17 years ago. Damn. It holds up.
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Avatar is a liquidity event injecting enough cash into Disney to cover the cost of the Fox acquisition as they figure out more elaborate and less expensive ways to profit off that IP library
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Avatar is a liquidity event injecting enough cash into Disney to cover the cost of the Fox acquisition as they figure out more elaborate and less expensive ways to profit off that IP library
Void Week is for sewing and audiobooks and quality time with your voidbeast.
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Void Week is for sewing and audiobooks and quality time with your voidbeast.
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AOC Knows. Much of Our Healthcare Money Is Being Spent
On ICE......
On ICE......
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
AOC Knows. Much of Our Healthcare Money Is Being Spent
On ICE......
On ICE......
Blessed Timeless Void Week to all who celebrate.
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Blessed Timeless Void Week to all who celebrate.
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Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.
I have been given coffee, my laptop, soothing light, and put on my bed because I am supposedly "Done doing things for today".
(I mean he's right, but, ..there are more things)
(I mean he's right, but, ..there are more things)
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been given coffee, my laptop, soothing light, and put on my bed because I am supposedly "Done doing things for today".
(I mean he's right, but, ..there are more things)
(I mean he's right, but, ..there are more things)
I made half a quilt block today, take THAT depression!
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I made half a quilt block today, take THAT depression!
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Sometimes just having a good friend near you lessens the weight of your soul
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes just having a good friend near you lessens the weight of your soul
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I feel like this is getting lost. It was illegal to start randomly blowing up fishermen in the first place.
the single tap was also bad!
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I feel like this is getting lost. It was illegal to start randomly blowing up fishermen in the first place.
3/4 medical appointments for the week down. Whoo!
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
3/4 medical appointments for the week down. Whoo!