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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Nov 26

Dan Sheehan
@ItsDanSheehan
People will always be like "Imao they actually blocked me" yeah man I pressed two buttons to get rid of a weird guy and
I'll do it again
4:12 AM • 2021-02-27

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Dec 24

Dan Sheehan
@ItsDanSheehan
Was thinking about how funny it'd be if an individual baby had a fandom and realized that I yet again have invented
Christianity
12:23 PM • 2021-11-06

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20h

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 16h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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Dabu/Rayan🧟🧛 @daburubareru.bsky.social · 14h

horse 🐴

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 14h

You want to become a cop because you "want to help the community"? Why not just become an Ice cream or hot dog vendor instead then

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 6d

making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 1d

This fucking sucks. God damn.

Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 1d

Spider-Man points at a balding npcs head in the Spider-Man 2 video game

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 2d

I use Nutella as a dip for crisps.

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 4d

Well thats me becoming an uncle next year

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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 6d

Classic Mitch Hedburg joke:

I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid-back company. They said, “Fuck it, cut ‘em up.”

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 6d

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Come Undone

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THE FIRST SON OF GAMING @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 7d

Beef Burger Car Park Forever

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 7d

Im so sorry for your loss man, all the best to you and your family.

Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 8d

Think an angry 12 year old said something similar to me once in a Counter-Strike match.

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 8d

Ancient memory unlocked of writing this copy for a sponsored competition in PSM2 magazine back in 2004 and getting in trouble with some higher-ups for A) saying 'Indiana Jones can fuck off right now' and B) calling Hugh Jackman 'Hugh Janus'. The question I set probably didn't help either.

A Van Helsing-sponsored magazine competition to win a huge silver telly and some speakers.

'Indiana Jones can fuck off right now - there's a new hat-wearing hero in town'

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 9d

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

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Peachersx | Meg✨ @peachersx.bsky.social · 10d

Howling at this Silent Hill f bug

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 9d

This is me

Xenomorph from Alien: Earth in a sexy pose.

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THE FIRST SON OF GAMING @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 10d

Been up since 4am because I had a nightmare that there was a new food called "Live 35", but it was just plain spaghetti that floated into your mouth.

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Iantos @iantos.bsky.social · 10d

Wadjet Eye Games are AMAZING, especially the Blackwell series!

Wadjet Eye of Sauron @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social · 10d

The Steam Autumn sale has BEGUN!

All our games are up to 70% off until October 6!

store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 11d

i need to fuck an elf unprotected

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

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Nu Metal Goblin @caffeinet.bsky.social · 10d

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Nosferatu Madre

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