Laurel Lavandulla
@cakealchemist.bsky.social
40 something internet dragon. They/them or he/him. I draw big circles, paint tiny plastic spacemen, and hoard dice and dice accessories.
If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
Well goddamn. Cards go brrrrr.
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Well goddamn. Cards go brrrrr.
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Would you wear a long tail like this? 🤯
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Would you wear a long tail like this? 🤯
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail
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I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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This is why its fucking awesome and why we should never get rid of it
![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
This is why its fucking awesome and why we should never get rid of it
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I love this smug headshot I got from https://bsky.app/profile/tephratuft.bsky.social! The expression is fantastic XD
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I love this smug headshot I got from https://bsky.app/profile/tephratuft.bsky.social! The expression is fantastic XD
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I guess in a more positive note, I should probably figure out some stickers to share for Sizecon.
I need to prove my street cred as a legitimate kink artist I guess.
I need to prove my street cred as a legitimate kink artist I guess.
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I guess in a more positive note, I should probably figure out some stickers to share for Sizecon.
I need to prove my street cred as a legitimate kink artist I guess.
I need to prove my street cred as a legitimate kink artist I guess.
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King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
I feel sometimes like I'm doing something wrong, or that maybe I'm weak. Other people I see around me seem to cope with death a lot better than I have. Maybe it's the circumstances; it was sudden and unexpected and violent and I was right there when it all happened.>
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I feel sometimes like I'm doing something wrong, or that maybe I'm weak. Other people I see around me seem to cope with death a lot better than I have. Maybe it's the circumstances; it was sudden and unexpected and violent and I was right there when it all happened.>
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If they redeem themselves, they wouldn’t care if they got their status back and they might not even want it; that’s how redemption works; that’s what redemption is. What they want is exoneration for free, with a side order of vindication.
In the event that say Gaiman or Rowling or Orson Scott Card or [insert name] magically redeemed themselves, we still wouldn't owe them our time, money or attention nor would they deserve the status they once had. There have always been other people to read.
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If they redeem themselves, they wouldn’t care if they got their status back and they might not even want it; that’s how redemption works; that’s what redemption is. What they want is exoneration for free, with a side order of vindication.
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Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.
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Flash comm for bluescreen47
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Flash comm for bluescreen47
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Do I need to make a variant?
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Do I need to make a variant?
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You smell interesting.
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You smell interesting.
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The bad news is that this site is almost certainly filled with feds by now. The good news is that we can give them all fetishes that will absolutely make them question their entire lives. This is the plot to pretty much every Grant Morrison comic by the way.
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The bad news is that this site is almost certainly filled with feds by now. The good news is that we can give them all fetishes that will absolutely make them question their entire lives. This is the plot to pretty much every Grant Morrison comic by the way.
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Gotta give credit to fallout for giving accurate Bakersfield representation
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Gotta give credit to fallout for giving accurate Bakersfield representation
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Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
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Hungry shirts too!
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hungry shirts too!
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My assistant was kind enough to help me take photos for some shirt listings. So grateful for the natural light in the studio! 🩵
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January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
My assistant was kind enough to help me take photos for some shirt listings. So grateful for the natural light in the studio! 🩵
www.bleucan.fish/category/app...
www.bleucan.fish/category/app...