Laurel Lavandulla
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cakealchemist.bsky.social
Laurel Lavandulla
@cakealchemist.bsky.social
40 something internet dragon. They/them or he/him. I draw big circles, paint tiny plastic spacemen, and hoard dice and dice accessories.
If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
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💡💡💡COM|SS|ONS OPEN💡💡💡

Give yourself the gift of a MAJOR AWARD, and light up your holidays in style~ each custom lamp is 3d printed, epoxied, hand-painted, wired up, and squeezed into fishnets by yours truly >;9

Check out the post below for more details and application :9
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Both the NSFW and SFW art community really ought to set aside their differences for once and make noise over this nonsense. Otherwise, we'd have to use (God forbid) "fake money" to pay for art. 🙄
Extremely cute and inoffensive SFW furry art account gets nuked by paypros. Come on, this is insane.

Get to those phones. Don't let them rest.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Greindyr offers comfort.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
God I am in too many discord servers. I check and maybe post each one maybe once a week. I don't want to miss anything from artists I like, but I can't keep up ;~;

This always happens and I end up purging like 3/4ths of my list and then regret it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think 5 days is the ideal amount of time to be away from home. One starts to miss their bed, privacy, and routine.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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At one point Linehan was genuinely a funny guy, but then one group of people told him he'd hurt them deeply with his writing and he completely lost his entire fucking mind.

It's like the most shit villain origin. Condiment King has more motivation and dignity for Christ's sake.
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Regardless of your feelings about today, I hope everyone got to spend some time with people you care about, sharing a meal, and working with one another to make something special.

(Yes, I survived. Things were busy enough that things stayed easy breezy)
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I scanned my riso prints!
beautifully printed by @juleshroom.bsky.social ☀️

full res is up on my patreon if you would like to use it as a desktop background ~
www.patreon.com/posts/how-st...
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🌻 #myart #furryart
March 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh god. Thanksgiving with the in-laws has started. The combination of large isolated house, hobby lobby aesthetic, and someone sounding like they want to discuss what are probably conspiracy theories with me - if I don't post in two days, come looking for my body.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Every good NES type mascot character needs a misleading cover art counterpart too imo 💪🛸❤️
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Beast
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Are kobolds even allowed mulled wine?
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM