Calistmas 🧉🤌🏿
@calishacold.bsky.social
Trying most things at least twice. Mom, gamer, dark humor enthusiast, Blackety Black 🇬🇩
BK all day, ATL Heaux
BK all day, ATL Heaux
Pinned
Oooh bitch I'm gonna journal this shit so hard
a black and white photo of a man standing on a boat in the ocean .
Alt: Prince walks away with a defiant glance backwards
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December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oooh bitch I'm gonna journal this shit so hard
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Stop being a BITCH
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Stop being a BITCH
😭 In real life with the sound on.
Flawless 😮💨 Her presence. Nobody else mattered after she walked onstage 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
😭 In real life with the sound on.
Favorite things about this outfit .
1. How perfectly flat his lapel pin lays. It looks like he's wearing one of Saturn's rings.
1a. The dark, but not quite black suit.
2. The shimmer!
3. The jewelry
4. Pinstripe shimmer
1. How perfectly flat his lapel pin lays. It looks like he's wearing one of Saturn's rings.
1a. The dark, but not quite black suit.
2. The shimmer!
3. The jewelry
4. Pinstripe shimmer
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Favorite things about this outfit .
1. How perfectly flat his lapel pin lays. It looks like he's wearing one of Saturn's rings.
1a. The dark, but not quite black suit.
2. The shimmer!
3. The jewelry
4. Pinstripe shimmer
1. How perfectly flat his lapel pin lays. It looks like he's wearing one of Saturn's rings.
1a. The dark, but not quite black suit.
2. The shimmer!
3. The jewelry
4. Pinstripe shimmer
I think Someone said here that after that latest Wale listen they had a sex dream about him.
I was definitely trying to hide his number in my phone in my dreams last night. What he put in that album??
I was definitely trying to hide his number in my phone in my dreams last night. What he put in that album??
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I think Someone said here that after that latest Wale listen they had a sex dream about him.
I was definitely trying to hide his number in my phone in my dreams last night. What he put in that album??
I was definitely trying to hide his number in my phone in my dreams last night. What he put in that album??
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As a woman this made my heart drop #Atlanta #missingperson
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As a woman this made my heart drop #Atlanta #missingperson
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For this giving Tuesday consider giving to Supernova Parenting. www.paypal.com/donate?token...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fashion niggas are my favorite niggas
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fashion niggas are my favorite niggas
Man they knocked Jaxson Dart into the sky last night
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Man they knocked Jaxson Dart into the sky last night
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I love this
"Keep going. Keep writing."
"Keep going. Keep writing."
Rejection… is RE-DIRECTION,
So to whoever is reading this:
Keep going. Keep writing.
And never despise small beginnings.
So to whoever is reading this:
Keep going. Keep writing.
And never despise small beginnings.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I love this
"Keep going. Keep writing."
"Keep going. Keep writing."
"0 Unrepaired Safety Recalls"
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"0 Unrepaired Safety Recalls"
Me in my $675 studio in East Point
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me in my $675 studio in East Point
Children are lovey docile murder machines
Here in the Philippines, it's "Langit, Lupa, Impyerno" which translates to "Heaven, Earth, Hell"
The words/lyrics are quite gory; it's hilarious that we learn it as kids! 😅
The words/lyrics are quite gory; it's hilarious that we learn it as kids! 😅
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Children are lovey docile murder machines
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What was your version of eeny, meeny, miney, moe (counting game for choosing or eliminating someone) when you were younger? The best one I've heard is from Czech, which has several different endings but this is my favourite (image on the left is the original Czech, on the right is rough translation)
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What was your version of eeny, meeny, miney, moe (counting game for choosing or eliminating someone) when you were younger? The best one I've heard is from Czech, which has several different endings but this is my favourite (image on the left is the original Czech, on the right is rough translation)
As a woman this made my heart drop #Atlanta #missingperson
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As a woman this made my heart drop #Atlanta #missingperson
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my dentist used an automated imagery program to analyze my teeth last week.
it just hit me, i need to check the authorization form i signed because when did i consent to the use of AI to analyze the goings on in mouth??…
it just hit me, i need to check the authorization form i signed because when did i consent to the use of AI to analyze the goings on in mouth??…
a young boy is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face
ALT: a young boy is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face
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December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my dentist used an automated imagery program to analyze my teeth last week.
it just hit me, i need to check the authorization form i signed because when did i consent to the use of AI to analyze the goings on in mouth??…
it just hit me, i need to check the authorization form i signed because when did i consent to the use of AI to analyze the goings on in mouth??…
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This cover made me queerer
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This cover made me queerer
Got those same shirts for a couples fit.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got those same shirts for a couples fit.
You ever just sit back and reflect on how lucky you are to have shared space with some folks? Even if you've never met them, you shared the same sun.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You ever just sit back and reflect on how lucky you are to have shared space with some folks? Even if you've never met them, you shared the same sun.
My mom got jury duty and is hoping it's him
Luigi Mangione, the 27-year-old accused of killing a health insurance company executive in a brazen attack that sparked a national debate, is set to appear in court. https://cnn.it/43YB4zP
Luigi Mangione will appear in court as his attorneys seek to have key evidence tossed from state murder case | CNN
Luigi Mangione, the 27-year-old accused of killing a health insurance company executive in a brazen attack that sparked a national debate, will appear in court Monday as his attorneys seek to have his...
www.cnn.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My mom got jury duty and is hoping it's him
Says who? This non-lady?
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Says who? This non-lady?
One of my coworkers looked up our job on our employer sponsored "copilot" for an answer on why customers should shop with us and it gave her incorrect information 🤷🏿♀️
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
One of my coworkers looked up our job on our employer sponsored "copilot" for an answer on why customers should shop with us and it gave her incorrect information 🤷🏿♀️
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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That cancelled show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That cancelled show you'll never stop thinking about.
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i’m so pissed off 😭 i just bought this fucking shampoo on black friday thinking i scored a deal and now they sent this. COULD HAVE GOTTEN 2
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i’m so pissed off 😭 i just bought this fucking shampoo on black friday thinking i scored a deal and now they sent this. COULD HAVE GOTTEN 2